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Thank you.

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I don't know if there's going to be any feedback on this. Will there be a feedback loop? I hope there's not a feedback loop. If there's a feedback loop we're fucked.

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I might have to turn down the volume on the monitor or something.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor.

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And then aside from that, I have to try and deal with the fact whether or not this is coming up.

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This green screen.

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It's meant to be showing me.

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Ah, yeah, it's brilliant. It is.

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I think it looks okay.

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Could be shite.

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Trippy. It all works.

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There's a tiny bit of feedback.

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When you say a tiny bit, is it like you can hear the song overlapping on it or something?

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Is it annoying?

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Is it annoying?

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I'm trying to hold this out open now.

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Skip that.

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After three seconds we hear your voice played back.

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Not annoying. No, no, no. It's good.

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Okay.

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Echo on voice.

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Is there still an echo on voice now?

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Fucking hell, that's...

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It's tolerable.

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Shout out.

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To the B. Salimah.

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Very faint in the background.

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I don't hear it at all.

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I don't hear it at all.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, yeah, I know why. I know why.

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Give us a moment. Give us a moment. Give us a moment.

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There. I have YouTube volume turned up.

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No fucking wonder, hey.

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Now.

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Let me just fucking tinker there with the...

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The chroma key.

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Filters.

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Chroma key.

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Smoothness.

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Smoothness.

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Similarity.

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I don't know. I've turned that down on default.

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Close.

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I was wondering what the fuck was going on there.

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You...

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And the annoying thing is you're not at a desktop, so you can't just like start messing around with the...

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The wing nuts and the fucking clip handles.

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And the shit stirrers.

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You know, you have to...

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You have to move around and then...

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Try and make sure it's all working okay.

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working okay. Sandico, Sandico, Sandico. Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava.

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I hope you're doing well anyway. I hope the Kasava's going well with you.

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It's been a long time no Kasava. Can you hear the beats? Can you hear the chilled out hip-hop beats?

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Seeing behind the airbed. I don't think you're seeing behind the airbed. That never happened.

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That fucking airbed.

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No music for fuck's sake.

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Beats are low now.

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Fucking who do you think you are man? Beats by Dre is it?

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Jesus.

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Thank you very much there Gafftor for that.

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Desktop audio.

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Desktop audio.

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I'm going to end up keep on fucking coming. This will be an hour.

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Of me just constantly going back and going.

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Is it okay now lads?

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Time for bed then.

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Time for bed then.

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Time for bed then.

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Look that's as good as you're getting it now.

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If it gets louder than that you'll have to let me know.

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Thanks for the tip Gaptor.

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There's no tip, there's no Gaptor coming up.

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You're joking.

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You're joking.

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Captain Sack.

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Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, good lad.

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Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, good lad.

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Take it down, take it down.

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Chinatown, Chinatown.

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Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, good lad.

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Lovely stuff.

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Snake Charmer.

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CJH93, is that Epstein's gaff?

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You keep on saying stuff about Epstein's gaff.

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You're obsessed with Epstein, man.

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Every time Schlug is on the plane flying around, would you fly to Epstein's gaff, man?

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Would you fly to Epstein's gaff, please?

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I've only wrote that comment a thousand times.

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You're mad about Epstein?

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Blacksite.

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Slimy sheet.

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Are you in Cassovere, I am, yeah?

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Would you fly to Epstein's gaff, please?

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Any cans on the go? No cans, no.

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This is a strictly no-can job.

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No can do tonight on that front.

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I'll tell you who does have cans.

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CJ, who's mad about Epstein in the chat.

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Epstein's gaff. Take it down, glad. Epstein's gaff.

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I wonder how the citizens and denizens of, uh, Cassovere are getting on these days.

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Did they overcome the, uh, the bad vibes and the war and all that kind of stuff between the, the Mundus and the Hindis?

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Do you remember the, uh, the wars out in Africa?

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The menocidal maniac jobs?

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The Hindus and the Wundis?

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The Baramundis?

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And the Tutsis?

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It's funny because there was, it's not funny, but there was a film called Tutsi with Dustin Hoffman.

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And, uh, it was on one night.

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Around the same time that the Tutsis were getting done in by the Hutus.

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Hutu.

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You do?

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We do.

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Hutu or Tune?

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I wonder who won between the Hutus and the Tutsis.

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Madrich.

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Sun Tzu.

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Zulu.

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Oh, yeah.

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The Zulus.

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The Baramundis.

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The Rwandans.

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That's it.

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Ross Kemp went over and ended all those wars.

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Let's see here now.

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I need to see if someone has sent messages.

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And then once we get this set up, it'll all work out.

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So this is basically going to be the black site in Edendary Business Park when the Americans do it up.

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It's going to have one of these green screen rooms in it.

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It's going to have a hell of a lot of character and charm.

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Jesus.

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There's a few people who've chimed in here.

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Let me see if I can chime back at you.

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I might have to take breaks here.

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Oh, yeah.

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Flembag.

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Thank you very much.

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Kasava Tourism Board.

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Thank you.

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Yellow Magic Markestra.

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Tommy Tea Time.

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Terry Wogan.

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Voodoo Cross.

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Stair Chicken.

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Thank you.

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Silver Pixie.

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Thank you.

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Samantha Hagar.

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Thank you.

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And Gav Lyons.

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Thanks very much.

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And is the Mrs. in?

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Well, uh...

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What Mrs. what?

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I mean...

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Sure, you don't know anything about what I'm doing.

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You don't know where it is.

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This is...

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For all you know, this is a black site.

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You can't bring the Mrs. to a black site.

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But I can't show you behind or the rest of the gaff because it's not...

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It's not my choice.

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If I had the choice, I'd show you around.

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I'd take you on a magical mystery tour.

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But I'm not arsed about that.

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I'd rather show you a green screen with a ball going up and down in front of it.

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And then...

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Maybe you could even...

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Look at the ball and there'd be something in the middle of that as well.

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But the key...

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The key isn't great.

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I wonder how we get the key working better than that.

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You'd want to have someone working on it.

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Behind the scenes.

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So I was wanting to talk to you about global domination and black sites in County Offaly.

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Secret Black Sites.

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Jimmy Shloin, thank you very much.

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And Lady Meow Meow, thank you very much.

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Hope you're doing well.

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Hope you're doing well, guys.

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If there's any Americans watching who have relations or people they know working in CIA,

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Tommy Shloin has found a lovely, lovely black site potential just off of the Eden Derry New Business Park, which has opened up.

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I don't know when it opened up, but it looks fairly new.

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And it's got a couple of roundabouts, a nice stretch of road.

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And a building there that looks fairly empty.

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He was remarking now that it looked like something from Skynet.

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Sky Sports.

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So if the Yanks wanted to move their business, their business operations from feck in...

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What do you call it?

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Shannon Airport.

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And relocate to somewhere that has a runway.

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And a base for them to do all their stuff.

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And they could go there, like.

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SkyNet, Sky News.

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Visual Echo is real 70s flashback.

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Cyberdyne.

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What's the story there, lads?

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Anything going on in the world, anyway?

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Do you want my opinion on anything?

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Ross Kemp could help you.

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Errol Clive.

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How are you?

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Black sites.

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Yeah, there's a black site.

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Watch Tommy's stream from the other day.

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Tobe says, you need some slightly better lighting and external care.

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I can do it for a price.

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Yeah, you can, man.

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And the price is right.

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I can do it myself.

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I had this better set up there a few weeks ago.

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I don't need a price.

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I don't need to be paying people to do it.

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I just need to test the equipment before I go live.

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Otherwise, it's going to look shite.

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I wonder if I can get it better there now.

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That's why I'm doing this.

267
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Jimmy Schlein.

268
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Thank you very much.

269
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Right.

270
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Okay.

271
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,260
There's this fucking external layer.

272
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Live view.

273
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:21,440
Are you?

274
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,340
I'm going to go back to the camera.

275
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:23,940
I'm going to go back to the camera.

276
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I'm going to go back to the camera.

277
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,340
I'm going to go back to the camera.

278
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:25,340
I'm going to go back to the camera.

279
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,340
I'm going to go back to the camera.

280
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,340
I'm going to go back to the camera.

281
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,340
I'm going to go back to the camera.

282
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:28,960
I'm going to go back to the camera.

283
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,380
And then go back here.

284
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,340
Yeah, I think that's better than it was anyway.

285
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,780
It just looks a bit mistier.

286
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,980
A little bit more mistier than the last day when we were playing it.

287
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,740
And I don't think that's if it's something to do with the lens.

288
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:52,620
The lens needs a wipe.

289
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,640
But it's not.

290
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,360
We haven't got that sweaty yet.

291
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:56,720
It is clearer.

292
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,740
It's fucking clearer still.

293
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,540
Thanks for the tip there.

294
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,240
Who's your fav?

295
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,540
Who's your fav character to play?

296
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,540
Who's my fav character?

297
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:09,720
What in Tekken is it?

298
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,840
Probably fucking King.

299
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,860
The guy with the lion's head.

300
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,820
Or Hihachi, the old fella.

301
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:26,460
But if it's not Tekken you're on about.

302
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:30,340
If it's Soul Calibur.

303
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,240
Then probably Siegfried.

304
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,480
Yeah, Siegfried.

305
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,600
The lad with the sword.

306
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,600
Oh no, actually I'd alternate between Siegfried and Waldo.

307
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:45,040
Did you hear Siegfried and Waldo had...

308
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,920
An illustrious career.

309
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,440
Post fight.

310
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,280
Post battle.

311
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,200
Lion taming in circuses.

312
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,100
Or in Las Vegas.

313
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,880
They actually captured King from Tekken.

314
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,400
And fucking made him do tricks.

315
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,080
And...

316
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,960
The unfortunate scenario...

317
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,960
Arose where...

318
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,960
King absolutely growl snatched Waldo's head off.

319
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,500
Fucking mauled him, man.

320
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,540
That was the last we saw of Waldo anyways.

321
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,840
He was a good fella, Waldo.

322
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,860
He was a hard worker.

323
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,480
What ham is best?

324
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,520
Smoked or just normal cooked?

325
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,280
Ask Lucy.

326
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,100
Well...

327
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,500
You really, really, really, really have to...

328
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,020
Know your ham before you answer that question.

329
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,280
And I love ham.

330
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,680
I'm not gonna lie.

331
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:46,440
I'm big into that fucking pig.

332
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,420
It's a great beast.

333
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,700
And it offers some lovely meat.

334
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:52,700
Yeah?

335
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,780
I feel a bit bad about the fact that the beast has to die.

336
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,580
That we, uh...

337
00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:58,880
You look into its eyes.

338
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,920
And it's got feelings.

339
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:03,900
But, uh...

340
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,600
There's no association with that.

341
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,340
There's no association when you're at the shelves of the supermarket.

342
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,980
You just buy the beast...

343
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:12,660
Cooked.

344
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,680
And get on with it.

345
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,680
I would say cooked.

346
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,020
And that's a personal choice.

347
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,480
You might like smoked yourself.

348
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,140
In terms of smoked meats...

349
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,140
Smoked salmon...

350
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,140
Is absolutely...

351
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:29,980
Exquisite.

352
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,140
Cured meat...

353
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:37,560
Is that the same?

354
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,480
Would cured be the same as smoked?

355
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,440
Because I like chorizo.

356
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,140
If I was to be any type of cured meat...

357
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:46,840
I'd be chorizo.

358
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:54,800
Raw salmon.

359
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,840
Are you looking forward to watching...

360
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,880
The coming UK famine?

361
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,360
I don't think...

362
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,100
Is that gonna be a thing even?

363
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,040
Is that a joke?

364
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,760
I don't know how that would happen in this day and age.

365
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,760
Social media would be...

366
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,760
Up in arms about...

367
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:22,680
Stuff.

368
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:23,340
But then again...

369
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,400
This famine's going on over in Yemen, isn't there?

370
00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,120
This famine's still going on over in the other...

371
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:28,900
In...

372
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,120
The third world.

373
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,100
Ah, don't worry about them.

374
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,200
They're in the third world.

375
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,760
I think what they should start doing is...

376
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,780
Stop referring to the areas of the third world.

377
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:40,780
And just go...

378
00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:42,080
Yeah, it's still part of our world.

379
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,940
Because then...

380
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:45,740
You'd probably have a little bit more...

381
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,820
It'd hurt you a bit more to ignore it.

382
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,740
But if it's third world, you'd probably be like...

383
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,900
Sure, it's the third world away, man.

384
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,020
It's not even our world.

385
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:03,740
Cassava.

386
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:03,740
Cassava.

387
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:04,020
Cassava.

388
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:04,540
Cassava.

389
00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:04,720
Cassava.

390
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,220
Cassava.

391
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:07,300
I'm sure Cassava was...

392
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,220
In the third world, back in the day.

393
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:31,560
I'd love to go for some juicy headers at the ball, but it's just going to end up fucking up the camera.

394
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:37,020
And you won't have any more streaming then.

395
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,220
I won't have any more.

396
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,300
You won't have any more.

397
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,940
That's the way of the world, Pat.

398
00:23:43,940 --> 00:24:13,920
That's the way of the world.

399
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:14,720
That pissing down there.

400
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:18,480
It was lovely there around between the hours of 7 and 10.

401
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,640
Went for a walk.

402
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:26,440
And nice, humid, cool air.

403
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,360
Not too cold.

404
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:32,560
And you have to appreciate it now before it fucks off.

405
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,240
It'll be gone in a few days to a week.

406
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,000
It'll be back to freezing cold.

407
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:44,980
But I can hear the rain pissing down outside now.

408
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,880
So it didn't last long.

409
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:57,080
Twice today a truck full of livestock passed through the town.

410
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,120
It fucking stank the whole town out.

411
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,800
The whole town stank.

412
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:05,320
And what was scary was...

413
00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:10,720
It's usually the smell you'd smell if you're driving out and you can smell shite being spread.

414
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,200
Slurry.

415
00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:15,180
But this was real live animals in a truck.

416
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:19,080
And it was one of those lorries that had three levels.

417
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:23,080
Two or three levels of livestock in the same truck.

418
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,120
And that's pretty grim.

419
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:35,560
The smell was fucking shitty enough to elicit a 10 minute win.

420
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,580
I had to close the windows in the gaff.

421
00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:44,040
And then when I was out earlier on, it passed through town again.

422
00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:45,320
The whole town fucking stank.

423
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,560
But I mean...

424
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,560
It'd feel bad because...

425
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,000
What's going on with those animals like?

426
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,300
That they smell like that?

427
00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:57,700
I'm sure they're used to the fucking smelly times, you know?

428
00:25:58,380 --> 00:25:59,560
I'm sure they're used to...

429
00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:02,400
Not living in a perfume gaff.

430
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,600
But at the same time...

431
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,740
It's fucking cuntish for those guys, you know?

432
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,600
You know, you'd entertain the idea of going...

433
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,600
Vegan...

434
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,640
If you dwelled on that shit long enough.

435
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,800
But it's like everything.

436
00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:23,500
If you dwell...

437
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,600
If you think too much on anything...

438
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,600
I think there's an infinite amount of...

439
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,080
Negative avenues you can end up going down.

440
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,040
No matter what it is that you think about.

441
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:36,940
So like...

442
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:39,080
When they say ignorance is bliss...

443
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,440
Like it's not...

444
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,900
I don't think that's a 100% bad thing.

445
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,140
That you're an ignorant bollocks.

446
00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,040
That you're living in bliss.

447
00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:49,080
But...

448
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,080
You might end up being a little bit happier...

449
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,080
If you're not fully...

450
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,080
Fully, fully, fully...

451
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:57,880
In tune with...

452
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,880
Every fucking injustice...

453
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,880
In the town...

454
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,880
In the world...

455
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,880
That's going on...

456
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,880
With the sheep...

457
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,880
And the van...

458
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:04,880
And the shit...

459
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,880
And the smell...

460
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,880
Do you know what I mean?

461
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,880
Do you know what I mean?

462
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:20,880
And I wonder where they were going as well, where they have to get fucking done in.

463
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:27,880
I personally don't think they should be slaughtered, smelling like that anyway.

464
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,880
The cunts.

465
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,880
Sorry, there's check.

466
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,880
Just in case you've messaged me and I've missed it.

467
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,880
Connor Mack, thank you very much.

468
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:43,880
Greg from the States.

469
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,880
Shane Lowry, thank you very much.

470
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:49,880
Son de Coco.

471
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,880
Cup of Son de Coco after this and we could fall asleep.

472
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,880
The Coco dream.

473
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,880
Jimmy Jusis, thank you very much.

474
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,880
Real Talk with Francis, thanks.

475
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,880
Laura McNamara, thank you very much.

476
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,880
Evan Kilban, thank you very much.

477
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:09,880
Lads, you're very very kind and also you've attached long enough messages there.

478
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:18,880
I'm well aware that Tommy Schlug might be able to read back when he's doing his flight.

479
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,880
He'll have plenty of time to read them back now.

480
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:27,880
I think maybe you might be better off if I just keep fucking kicking the ball and talking shite, you know?

481
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,880
Because if I stand there and I'm answering questions and I don't know.

482
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880
Let me know what you think.

483
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,880
Let me know what you think in the chat there.

484
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:59,760
Crazy Joe, how are you? Cabrina, Sarah, Fadi Ryan. Third world, Sub-Saron, I get you. Okay, I get you. Okay, second world will be more poorer countries. Okay, yeah. Very good, very good, very good.

485
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:34,100
Yeah, cheap food. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining when I've got the fucking the two steaks for $5.50 or something in Lidl. I'm not complaining when I've got the one kg of mince. A fucking kilo of mince for what? Four quid? You can make up a chili con carne that'll last you a week.

486
00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:51,500
You're just eating chili all week. Don't even get sick of it, man. You're not meant to be eating that much red meat. But if you look around the internet, there's people telling you everything anyway.

487
00:29:52,300 --> 00:30:12,420
There's always something to counter the information you've just seen. Which leads me to believe that we've created a monster whereby there is so much information coming through. And we're growing up without the necessary knowledge of how to filtrate useless information.

488
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:21,960
There's always something to do. And leading us all to be confused. And ending up maybe isolated or...

489
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:27,960
What would you say? Not paranoid or isolated, but...

490
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:35,900
We're connected. Yeah, we're connected, but we're fucking disconnected because we've been fed too much fucking shite into our mind pipe.

491
00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:45,060
We can't deal with it. Concerns used to just primarily be our own immediate space and vicinity.

492
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:53,200
Like, if you think about the fucking... When I see flies or spiders or slugs in the gaff...

493
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,940
Do you know if you throw out a spider, right? You get it and throw out the fucking window.

494
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:06,860
And you think... Or sorry, if you're in the car and a fucking fly gets into the car and you drive off with it...

495
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:11,060
You kidnap a... Do you ever kidnap a fly, man?

496
00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:15,100
Obviously, you don't premeditate... The fuck is that?

497
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,020
I thought that was a bug there.

498
00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:22,180
Obviously, you don't premeditably nick a fly and fucking drive off with it.

499
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,180
But it happens.

500
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,700
And then you think... Jesus, that's separated now from its...

501
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:31,500
I wonder if it had family back where it belonged.

502
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:35,720
Like, you know, where's it... Probably it's just going to end up in no-hours-ville now.

503
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,140
But, uh... It doesn't care.

504
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:47,440
What was the original point of that now before I got on to kidnapping flies?

505
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,820
Yeah, it was. We used to just be bothered with the immediate vicinity and the fucking town you're living in.

506
00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:54,740
The people that you know.

507
00:31:55,180 --> 00:32:01,620
And now it's like you're bothered about loads of random cunts you've never even met online.

508
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:06,380
Like, you know, people that you've never met and their thoughts and feelings and emotions and opinions get...

509
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:08,000
get pammed off on you.

510
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:10,560
Eh...

511
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,780
We don't need... And you don't need that, really.

512
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,900
We survived without that lagging off.

513
00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:20,880
I don't know where the fucking chat about the fly being removed...

514
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,440
Being kidnapped comes into it.

515
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,740
I think I was trying to get to some point where...

516
00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:28,740
You take a spider or a fly out of its environment...

517
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:32,920
It'll still survive...

518
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,920
Fuck, I don't know. I thought it was onto something good there with the fly...

519
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,120
But it actually just...

520
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,020
It actually turned out to be shy talk.

521
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,420
But it might come back to me later on anyway.

522
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,920
Look, this...

523
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,920
This is just, you know...

524
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,360
I'm just trying to get the thoughts out there.

525
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,080
Let me just have a quick look there to see if anybody has clapped back with anything there.

526
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,320
Yeah, I don't know.

527
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,280
Someone says they want A to fly.

528
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,080
But anyway, there's no...

529
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,060
I don't want to be...

530
00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:11,440
I don't want to be fucking...

531
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,100
Bringing anyone down anyway.

532
00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:16,060
It's class as well at the same time, like, you know.

533
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:17,940
I mean...

534
00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:19,320
Yeah, you used to be able to...

535
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,500
You used to just be concerned with your immediate vicinity...

536
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,840
And now your mind is open to a load of other shite.

537
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,580
You know, you wouldn't have been able to do a Sandico fucking 200...

538
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:33,600
With a green screen.

539
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,220
Green screen back then.

540
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,160
Just going...

541
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,120
Casava, Casava, Casava, Casava, Casava, Casava, Casava...

542
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:41,960
Glad, glad.

543
00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:43,460
Casava, glad.

544
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:46,020
That would not have been a possibility.

545
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,860
But now it is.

546
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,420
And boy, how glorious it is.

547
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,720
Oh boy.

548
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,480
We can even go...

549
00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,420
Up to the wall here.

550
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,680
And do a little bit of stuff over at the wall here.

551
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,540
Like that.

552
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:08,480
Do a little Casava...

553
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,800
Off the wall like that.

554
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,820
Sure it's your fee.

555
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:13,900
Okay.

556
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:28,440
It's hard to do with the camera there because I feel as though the camera's gonna fucking fall whenever...

557
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,480
My head's getting sweaty, you see.

558
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,640
Sweaty header.

559
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,700
Do a wheelie.

560
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:41,740
Do a wheelie.

561
00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:47,300
I hope you have no neighbours.

562
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:50,960
Neighbours.

563
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,920
Everybody needs good neighbours.

564
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,280
Silver Pixie.

565
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,000
And Zurich is stained.

566
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:23,040
And Brainschlug.

567
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:23,800
Thank you very much.

568
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,080
What do you really think of COVID-19?

569
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,840
Ass-phobes.

570
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:31,960
Fucking hell man.

571
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:32,420
I don't know.

572
00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:34,840
It's a real sweaty header.

573
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:35,920
That's all I know.

574
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:38,500
It's a real sweaty header.

575
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,180
Was I on about the last day?

576
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:44,020
Was I shiting on that I think that it possibly was...

577
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,860
Or is a made up thing?

578
00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:48,020
And that...

579
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:48,980
Yeah.

580
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:49,760
See I don't wanna...

581
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,860
I was already going on about the internet again.

582
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,760
Being all like...

583
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,560
Oh it's fucking...

584
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,400
It's terrible and stuff.

585
00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,740
So now if I start going on about COVID...

586
00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:58,340
I don't want that to be a downer as well.

587
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:58,920
But...

588
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,880
You know you can really...

589
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:06,260
You can really start to go down some fucking dark avenues on that one as well.

590
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,140
Oh yeah.

591
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,580
Love that bottle.

592
00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:21,040
It's a great bottle.

593
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,240
Lovely ergonomic design as well.

594
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:26,780
You can get your hand around that at the side if you want.

595
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:27,120
You know.

596
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:28,740
And back in the day...

597
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:30,840
Five litre bottles were never shaped like that.

598
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,780
They had kind of square...

599
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:34,360
Crystal springs.

600
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:35,280
They were...

601
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,620
They were kind of...

602
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:38,860
Fucking cylindrical.

603
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:43,020
They didn't have a kind of spherical contour shape like that.

604
00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:44,920
And I like the design as well.

605
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:45,720
It's a nice design.

606
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:46,900
I've been through this before.

607
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,000
You know what I think about this bottle.

608
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:50,340
It's a...

609
00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,020
It's a winner.

610
00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:58,500
But...

611
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,260
After 9-11 there...

612
00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,400
Not the anniversary of the day...

613
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,420
But the actual 9-11 in 2001.

614
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,420
There was all the...

615
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:13,880
The ruminations about what the next kind of terror event was going to be.

616
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,700
And...

617
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,040
And...

618
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,500
They were saying dirty bombs.

619
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:23,200
All this kind of easily attainable plutonium and shite uranium.

620
00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,180
Deplaced uranium.

621
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:24,960
Shite like that.

622
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:26,480
But...

623
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,040
Other people were saying that...

624
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,720
You can get the fucking genome to the Spanish flu.

625
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,960
And just modify that.

626
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:34,960
And just modify that.

627
00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,380
Pardon me.

628
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,480
Sorry but I went.

629
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:40,880
You can...

630
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,620
Maybe we just haven't got to that stage yet.

631
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,720
But maybe this has...

632
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,120
This is the stage we're seeing now.

633
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:50,080
Where you just modify the fucking genome to a previously...

634
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,260
You know...

635
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:55,440
Destructive flu that fucking killed the world.

636
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,320
Half the world or whatever.

637
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:58,800
And modify that.

638
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,020
And then you've got a brand new flu.

639
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,520
So I don't know.

640
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,760
But there was some philosopher book.

641
00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:12,520
Malthus or something saying that...

642
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,320
Pop...

643
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,240
It's just like...

644
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,520
The world will...

645
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,860
There always needs to be population control and shite like that.

646
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,480
So this sort of stuff...

647
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,260
Is natural or...

648
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,500
I don't know if it was him.

649
00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:27,320
Maybe he said something to that effect.

650
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,980
But there's another fella...

651
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:30,140
Called Lovelock.

652
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,260
Which sounds like headlock.

653
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:34,620
But it's not.

654
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,180
Instead of putting your head in a lock...

655
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,880
You get someone's love in a fucking lock.

656
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,800
And you squeeze it.

657
00:38:39,140 --> 00:38:41,260
Until it submits you.

658
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,200
Presumably becomes yours then.

659
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,180
But Lovelock had a theory called Gaia Theory.

660
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:50,720
And everyone called...

661
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,080
Said you're a fucking...

662
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,600
You're talking shite man.

663
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,300
Back in the day.

664
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,080
And the Gaia Theory was like...

665
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,480
It was a world...

666
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,380
That we're living in.

667
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,840
Just is a self...

668
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,220
Regulating...

669
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,340
I don't know.

670
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,480
Organism or something.

671
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:07,760
Where all this stuff...

672
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,600
That happens.

673
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,380
Covid-19...

674
00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,940
Is just a natural thing.

675
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,720
And it was meant to happen.

676
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,520
So the world...

677
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,680
Will regulate...

678
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,800
If there's too much of one species...

679
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,320
Doing destruction and all that kind of stuff...

680
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,900
It'll all even out through means.

681
00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:30,840
Which we will...

682
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,220
We will think is an injustice.

683
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:34,380
And not...

684
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:34,980
Not great.

685
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:35,520
But...

686
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,300
But at the end of the day...

687
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,160
That's just the way it is.

688
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,780
So it's even like that.

689
00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:42,760
That this is all fucking natural stuff.

690
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:43,520
And...

691
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:43,520
And...

692
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,520
What's more...

693
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,940
To be expected.

694
00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:47,500
Or...

695
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:47,940
You never know...

696
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:49,560
Some fucking...

697
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,940
Brain boffin...

698
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,940
With the Spanish flu genome...

699
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,460
I presume...

700
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:55,940
Maybe...

701
00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,800
Started doing modifications on that.

702
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,780
It doesn't even have to be the Spanish flu.

703
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,940
It can be some other...

704
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:03,940
Fucking flu...

705
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:06,320
That they've got a hold of.

706
00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:06,700
And gone...

707
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:07,420
We'll tweak it here.

708
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:08,160
We'll tweak it there.

709
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,640
And then we'll release it here.

710
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,300
And what...

711
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,500
Where will we release it?

712
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,780
We'll release it in China.

713
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,000
Then we'll blame them.

714
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,040
Do you know that kind of a way?

715
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,520
Dangerous game to play though.

716
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:24,920
Because...

717
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,780
You think...

718
00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:28,040
Why would they fucking do that?

719
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:28,740
If they're gonna do that?

720
00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:29,920
Because they don't really know...

721
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,600
How devastating it could be.

722
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:35,980
I don't know.

723
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:38,640
Sorry.

724
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,200
I just need to wipe my face here.

725
00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:41,240
Because the sweat...

726
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,900
Is taking the fucking camera off.

727
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:45,880
My face.

728
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,520
Where's a towel?

729
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,500
I need to get a fucking towel here.

730
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,100
Towel.

731
00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:25,680
I think someone was saying there...

732
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,200
Overpopulation is a myth.

733
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:28,680
But I mean...

734
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,600
It's not, is it?

735
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:32,000
I mean...

736
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,180
If you have loads of people on one...

737
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:35,060
Strip of land.

738
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:35,680
And there's too many people...

739
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,160
To fucking live on that strip of land.

740
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,620
Then it's overpopulated, isn't it?

741
00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:47,980
I don't know.

742
00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:51,040
Can me mate Curtis get a shout out?

743
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,560
He showed you my stuff.

744
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,760
Love from Perth, Australia.

745
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,120
How are you...

746
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,220
How are you clouds...

747
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,040
How are you Curtis?

748
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,300
I hope you're doing well, man.

749
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:03,860
Are you...

750
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:07,860
Are you excited for the GeForce 3000 series...

751
00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:09,280
Out tomorrow?

752
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,520
I don't know.

753
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:13,320
Is it gonna be a fucking...

754
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,080
A keynote event that we could stream live and...

755
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:17,780
And laugh at?

756
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:20,920
Like the PlayStation 5.

757
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,000
Because then maybe...

758
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:32,840
There's no overpopulation based on...

759
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,800
Current estimated carrying capacity.

760
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:35,940
Yeah, I know.

761
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:36,900
Currently there isn't.

762
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,780
But in the future...

763
00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:38,480
There could be like...

764
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,260
If there's loads of...

765
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,480
Fucking people everywhere.

766
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,480
But I mean...

767
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,420
There is lots of land like...

768
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:46,620
There's loads of uninhabited land.

769
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,220
But obviously in fucking thousands...

770
00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:51,320
Hundreds of thousands...

771
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,120
And maybe millions of years...

772
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,200
It could be the case.

773
00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:56,200
Do you not think?

774
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,280
I don't know.

775
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,420
We have more food produced...

776
00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,400
Than people require.

777
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,860
We have a waste problem.

778
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:05,440
Right.

779
00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,600
Birth rates are dropping though.

780
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,420
It's kind of tough as well...

781
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:11,820
To keep up with the comments...

782
00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:13,220
Because everyone has an opinion...

783
00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,180
And then you've got 50...

784
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:15,700
You have to really have a good filter.

785
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,200
I don't have a good filter at all.

786
00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:18,720
It's hard to...

787
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,900
We aren't getting there.

788
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,800
I'd rather switch off sometimes.

789
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,120
You know?

790
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,100
Rather switch off...

791
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:31,640
And just fucking kick the ball around...

792
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,480
And forget about it all.

793
00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:34,800
Or watch football.

794
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:35,880
And...

795
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,880
Just...

796
00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:43,560
Be content with bread and circuses.

797
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,880
I mean...

798
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,020
What's to lose?

799
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:49,560
Like you know?

800
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:53,700
Leave all that ideological ballics...

801
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:55,300
And the worrying about the future.

802
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:55,880
I mean...

803
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,300
Of course be conscious...

804
00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,160
And try and do your...

805
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,240
Be nice and be sound.

806
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:00,680
Don't...

807
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,020
Contribute to the downfall of the planet.

808
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:05,920
But I mean...

809
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,940
You're born into a fucking time and a place.

810
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,860
And you're a product of the time and the place.

811
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:13,500
You know?

812
00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:14,000
You can't...

813
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
You just gotta fucking...

814
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,600
Try and...

815
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,140
Find the...

816
00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:18,480
What is...

817
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,340
What makes you happy.

818
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,600
Because if you don't...

819
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,500
You spend a lot of time focusing on the negatives...

820
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,100
And you'll be fucked.

821
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:27,460
There will...

822
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:29,920
There is no end to that negative thing...

823
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,200
Because you'll end up finding a new thing...

824
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,340
After the thing you thought was the big thing.

825
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,320
Even if you have any sort of victory...

826
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,180
whether it's political or whatever.

827
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,660
You'll just...

828
00:44:44,660 --> 00:44:47,100
It's a never-ending train of...

829
00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:49,100
of cuntishness.

830
00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:53,220
Cuntish Mayfield.

831
00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:55,540
Cuntish Mayfly.

832
00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:58,500
Was I telling you about the Mayfly?

833
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,020
Who's asking for you?

834
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:08,900
So I got this volleyball here for...

835
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:10,900
softer...

836
00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:12,500
wall impact.

837
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,460
But it makes a louder sound, I think.

838
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:24,640
3 euro and little.

839
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,380
Fuck.

840
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:49,920
That's got a nice key to it as well.

841
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:50,980
And it's a yellow ball.

842
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,240
It's got a nice trippy fucking vibe to it, that screen.

843
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,960
Sorry about the swearing.

844
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:12,420
Thanks, Matt Rafeli.

845
00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:14,340
Cheers from a Kasavarian.

846
00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,520
Or whatever the fuck we're called, PS.

847
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,340
Which means I love you.

848
00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:21,140
Thanks very much there.

849
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,220
That's very kind of you.

850
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,300
I hope you're getting on well out there in Kasava.

851
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:26,500
Glad.

852
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:28,600
Kasava?

853
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,920
Isn't that nice now, a Kasavanian lad.

854
00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:40,280
Fucking just sent a tip and said I love you.

855
00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:42,300
Kasavan.

856
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,980
We'd say, we'd probably say Kasavan.

857
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,100
Looks like an old Super Bowl on the screen.

858
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,140
Sandico 3.

859
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,040
A new dawn.

860
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,380
Did you ever play football?

861
00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:13,820
Seriously, says Marek.

862
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:15,980
Only when I was younger.

863
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:16,840
But not now.

864
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,720
And I wouldn't.

865
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,400
Serious.

866
00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:24,380
That would just be kicking around like, you know.

867
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:25,900
But I mean.

868
00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:29,540
There's nice.

869
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,300
What would you call it?

870
00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:35,920
Relaxation times.

871
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,020
In the hypnotic.

872
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:40,060
Juggling.

873
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,720
And if I didn't have the camera on the head.

874
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:44,480
I'd try and go up.

875
00:47:44,980 --> 00:47:46,440
On shoulders and head.

876
00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:49,740
And try and do little tricks and shit like that.

877
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:49,920
But.

878
00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:53,620
Once the technology gets a lot more or less cumbersome.

879
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,200
Then I'd be able to do that.

880
00:47:57,580 --> 00:47:57,980
But.

881
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,420
There is.

882
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:00,680
Yeah.

883
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,540
It's nice to be able to.

884
00:48:01,580 --> 00:48:02,400
If you find something.

885
00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:03,920
That you're enjoying doing.

886
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,560
Then you don't realize you're.

887
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,540
Having the exercise.

888
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:08,000
Because.

889
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,240
Doing the exercise.

890
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,120
Can become maybe a chore.

891
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:11,360
But.

892
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:12,500
It's not even.

893
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,920
It doesn't even come into it.

894
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,520
If you're enjoying what you're doing.

895
00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:20,060
But.

896
00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:20,720
The happiest.

897
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,240
Times.

898
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,680
Of my life maybe.

899
00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:25,980
Or.

900
00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:28,180
Might have been.

901
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:29,880
Do you know.

902
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,720
Just playing football.

903
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,900
Or kicking the ball around.

904
00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:34,380
In car parks and shit like that.

905
00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:35,600
With your mates.

906
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,080
And playing.

907
00:48:38,780 --> 00:48:39,780
Playing world cup.

908
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,260
And you don't even care.

909
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:42,840
Like you're just.

910
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,240
You're just.

911
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:44,620
Running around.

912
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,260
Very good times.

913
00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:09,820
Great times! Times are gone now!

914
00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:20,060
Fuck yeah!

915
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:31,340
Oh, it's getting sweaty this fucking headpiece. I was thinking maybe a bit of chefé. Just to cream the cake.

916
00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:44,940
Do you miss Vipers Vapors at all? Not really, no. It was a head wreck. It was a head wreck to Mundo.

917
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:56,860
Have you ever tried to keep a fucking vaping business afloat? It's cutthroat. Every town has like 10 of them now. Vape shops are the new hairdressers in the fucking...

918
00:49:56,860 --> 00:50:06,860
Thank you very much Lunar Sky and the bullet or the sun or the can. Thank you very much.

919
00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:16,300
which makes me think what's going on in there how did vape shops become so prevalent vape shops and

920
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:29,180
mobile phone shops that aren't premium wholesalers they're just like fix your phone laptop fixers

921
00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:34,940
i suppose everyone has them now and they don't want to pay over the top rates

922
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:41,420
and you're out of warranty so you just have to deal with whoever you can get

923
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:47,660
to fix it i suppose that's what it is so that's me there answering the own question

924
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:57,180
but uh yeah the i don't want to be a downer but the resources of the world they're dwindling man

925
00:50:57,180 --> 00:51:04,220
it's going to be a race to the bottom yeah we're actually fucked the premier ship is back

926
00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:10,780
so swings and roundabouts men i want to see chefie talk about the 3do console

927
00:51:17,180 --> 00:51:22,220
i'm going to go back to sandball and i'll stay with this stay with this

928
00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:31,420
sandball 3 now you can get this in little it's 3 euro it's a nice job it's light it doesn't really break

929
00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:35,500
the bank at 3 euro it doesn't break the bank

930
00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:55,020
and it won't break your tolls either but uh yeah dwindling resources uh it's a bit a downer like oh who's gonna

931
00:51:55,020 --> 00:52:02,380
who's gonna take control once we've uh run out of oil what's that gonna be like will it be like mad max

932
00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:10,940
or will it be like mad pat which is gonna be the new irish version of mad max it's coming out soon

933
00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:17,580
enough it's set in longford after the oil has ran out and electric cars have gone tits up

934
00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:19,740
because of

935
00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:28,540
emp waves or some shit like that whoa nice bit a nice bit of left foot control

936
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:33,740
you're rare you'll love to see it because it's such a rare collector's item

937
00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:56,380
foot control uh did anyone see the stream the other day of uh the slug aaron or the slug lingus when he's in

938
00:52:56,380 --> 00:53:06,300
tullamore there was a fast food shop called food wallet love to know if anyone's been to food wallet

939
00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:13,740
and i'd i'd equally like to know if you did go there were you puzzled or intrigued about the name of the place

940
00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:22,860
because if i was ever there i'd ask the guy behind the counter what inspired you to call it food wallet

941
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:28,700
and what does that mean to you in your mind when you think of food wallet

942
00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:33,820
because i think of the thing that you keep your money in

943
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:46,780
but uh you open it up instead of coins and notes there's just like coleslaw and chips

944
00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:06,380
ham wallet i know some people are praising wallets yeah would it be your belly yeah the food wallet would be your belly

945
00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:17,980
trueborn44 how are you i've just stumbled across this madness there's nothing mad about a trueborn

946
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:25,100
it's just a man a man in a room kicking a ball around with a green screen and then an elaborately set up

947
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:32,860
camera with a chat functionality so you can read the this is everyday stuff this is 2020 trueborn

948
00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:38,460
chefay owns food wallet

949
00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:47,980
yeah i i hoovered the carpet j bob j bob there saying you hoovered the carpet it looks nicely hoovered

950
00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:54,380
it'll need another henry another run around with the henry later on and look at this it's a real soft touch

951
00:54:55,180 --> 00:55:02,620
there's no noise out of it it's just all day ball it's all day ball you could go all day with this

952
00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:09,260
it's a real pleasure it's a real pleasure but you won't burn as much energy

953
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:17,340
that's not all about burning energy it's about having fun if you're not having fun you're not gonna burn the energy

954
00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:30,140
you can really rattlesnake this fucker i don't want to i don't want to upset the green green screen

955
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:34,860
but you can really rattlesnake it rattlesnake

956
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:58,220
five a side a foamer yeah it's it was a foam boil

957
00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:07,580
soft cabbage we should have a little look at the news there and see if there's anything we've missed

958
00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:13,980
out on man on center roof thank you very much for your tip the bullet or the can oh yeah i already

959
00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:31,180
i've already seen that uh look yeah

960
00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:58,300
donnelly's after you donnelly says he's tasted negative for a culvert that means everyone can go back to work tomorrow

961
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,900
fucking in fucking and donnelly's after you man

962
00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:10,140
yeah stephen donnelly is it this is what you this is what i'm uh you're gonna get

963
00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:16,300
what i think when i look at when i scroll mindlessly through the news on my phone this is what you'll

964
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:22,460
what my interior monologue is the fuck is this now donnelly is it

965
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:31,500
old dan balls old dan corleone there look he felt him well did he

966
00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:39,340
minister for health stephen danley said covd 19 has come back negative the test

967
00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:43,500
said earlier today felt him well and contacted his gp

968
00:57:45,340 --> 00:58:01,420
to arrange a corona test he had a mild cough was it sounds like he was trying to pull a sickie and he got

969
00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:02,460
fucking rumbled

970
00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:12,780
yeah donnelly we know your game man you're feeling the the the pressure as the health minister is it

971
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:19,660
is he the health minister now here he is you're feeling the pressure now hey after the blunderguff about

972
00:58:19,660 --> 00:58:36,220
the trampolines and you wanted to pull a sickie but we know your game men we know your game

973
00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:52,500
Fucking hell, it's just all bad news isn't it? Is there any good news like about fucking kittens getting rescued in trees or something?

974
00:58:54,980 --> 00:59:23,360
Or a kidnapped fly found safe. Kidnapped fly recovered safe and is doing well. Glad to be back with family, says fly. Like if you went into town and you put a few things in your bag and a fly got into the bag and then you brought it into your gaff or wherever you were going in town. You've kidnapped that fly like you know.

975
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:53,880
But imagine if we treated all animals and insects like they had full on rights and then you got done for like... I suppose it would be unwittingly kidnapping the fly so it's not full on kidnapping just the same way manslaughter is not murder. But it would kind of be like kidnap slaughter. Imagine that, that would be fucked up. And that's the world, that's the way we're heading folks.

976
00:59:53,880 --> 01:00:13,120
I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I hate to say it. It wasn't my intention to ever go down that route. But it's the way we're going. Once the fucking oil runs out and the EMP blast prevents the electric cars from moving around.

977
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:27,120
Full on rights for insects. Full on rights for insects. Human rights. Sentient being rights. And you step on enough insects as well so...

978
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:37,320
That could be a real bollocks like you could... You could be doing time when you die. Do you know when you get up to the fucking... The sorting room.

979
01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:50,660
Where they send you off to hell or heaven. I wonder can you do time in hell when you die. And you get sentenced to like...

980
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:55,660
Well you can do 15 years in hell for the shit that you did and then back up to heaven then.

981
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:10,300
Does heaven have any justice system as well? I wouldn't like to be up in heaven and then get fucking done over or scammed.

982
01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:22,760
Because you'd imagine... Oh fuck. You'd imagine that... That's a big time hotbed. Heaven would be a big time hotbed for scammers and illegal cunts.

983
01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:28,940
Do you know... Illegal scam fuckers who were trying to... Con you out of money and that.

984
01:01:30,940 --> 01:01:34,940
Because you're up there having a good time. You're carefree. There's no bad shit happening.

985
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:38,940
You're on a cloud every day. You're just sitting on the cloud reading the paper.

986
01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:44,940
Drinking. Cocktails. Getting steamed.

987
01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:50,940
Your guard would be down.

988
01:01:50,940 --> 01:02:03,940
Which makes me think of... Some scam emails I got. And I think maybe we should call them on the stream.

989
01:02:05,940 --> 01:02:09,940
Because they give a number. And they're about the Illuminati as well.

990
01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:15,940
Because of the Ill... I did a video... Years ago about the Illuminati and...

991
01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:17,940
To this day I still get people...

992
01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:21,940
Sending like long-winded fucking messages...

993
01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,940
About the Illuminati saying...

994
01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:28,940
Do you know we can... You can fucking...

995
01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:31,940
Like you can join us if you want and...

996
01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:35,940
I'm not sure if they think that they are the Illuminati or...

997
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:40,940
I don't know. But we can ring them up anyway. I'll have to show you. I'll have to read the...

998
01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:42,940
The comments out to you.

999
01:02:43,940 --> 01:02:44,940
Which I have one here.

1000
01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:47,940
If I can find it.

1001
01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:49,940
*Sigh*

1002
01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:51,940
*Sigh*

1003
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,940
Yeah, this is a mad one here.

1004
01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:00,940
I won't read you in the number anyway.

1005
01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:04,940
But this was one comment I got three days ago from a fella called Wilson.

1006
01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:05,940
And it says:

1007
01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:08,940
How Illuminati Brotherhood make me rich and famous.

1008
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,940
I am a member of the Illuminati Brotherhood.

1009
01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:13,940
I want to give thanks to Wilson.

1010
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:15,940
I'm not gonna say his surname.

1011
01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:17,940
For what he has done for me. He changed my life.

1012
01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:20,940
He bring joy and happiness to my life.

1013
01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:23,940
I'm living a good life today because...

1014
01:03:24,940 --> 01:03:25,940
Is because of the Illuminati Brotherhood.

1015
01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:29,940
I have been try all my life to join the Illuminati Brotherhood.

1016
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:30,940
I was scammed...

1017
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:32,940
So many times.

1018
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:33,940
But I still not do...

1019
01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:35,940
I still do not give up.

1020
01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:36,940
Because...

1021
01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:38,940
When you give up in life, life will also give up in you.

1022
01:03:39,940 --> 01:03:41,940
If you have been scammed so many times.

1023
01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:43,940
My advice for you is not to give up.

1024
01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:45,940
Because the Illuminati Brotherhood is real.

1025
01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:47,940
I joined the real Illuminati.

1026
01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:50,940
It's like the real IRA instead of the...

1027
01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:52,940
Anyway, paying the real Illuminati.

1028
01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:54,940
This is a new...

1029
01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:55,940
Kind of...

1030
01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:57,940
Provisional Illuminati.

1031
01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:00,940
Paying just $300.

1032
01:04:01,940 --> 01:04:02,940
Here's the hard sell.

1033
01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:04,940
I only paid $300 to join the Illuminati.

1034
01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:06,940
I want you all to know today.

1035
01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:08,940
If you do pay...

1036
01:04:09,940 --> 01:04:10,940
You do pay money to join.

1037
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:12,940
My advice for you is...

1038
01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:16,940
To make up your mind and join the Illuminati Brotherhood.

1039
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:19,940
When my initiation process was completed.

1040
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:24,940
The benefits amount which was given to me is $1 million dollars.

1041
01:04:25,940 --> 01:04:26,940
To start a new life.

1042
01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:29,940
This is the reason why I cannot stop...

1043
01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:31,940
Healing the Illuminati Brotherhood.

1044
01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:33,940
If you are in any kind of problems.

1045
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:35,940
Or you are in support of...

1046
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:37,940
In life.

1047
01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:39,940
My advice to you is to join the Illuminati Brotherhood.

1048
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:42,940
So that all your problems can be solved in life.

1049
01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:44,940
To join the Illuminati Brotherhood.

1050
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:46,940
You can WhatsApp him on.

1051
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:48,940
And there's a number there.

1052
01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:50,940
Or email him on this.

1053
01:04:51,940 --> 01:04:52,940
So we might give that a ring and see.

1054
01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:53,940
It sounds legit.

1055
01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:03,940
Illuminati Wallet.

1056
01:05:17,940 --> 01:05:18,940
It's midnight.

1057
01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:21,940
We might bring that up now and see.

1058
01:05:28,940 --> 01:05:28,940
Bertie Ahern.

1059
01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:30,940
Thank you very much.

1060
01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:31,940
The Bulleter.

1061
01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:33,940
The Can.

1062
01:05:33,940 --> 01:05:34,940
Thank you.

1063
01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:36,940
Darken Shrine.

1064
01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:37,940
Thank you very much.

1065
01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:39,940
Almost 500 patrons.

1066
01:05:40,940 --> 01:05:41,940
Thank you very much.

1067
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:43,940
Das Mikey Boy.

1068
01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:45,940
Chris or Francis.

1069
01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:46,940
Thank you very much.

1070
01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:47,940
I'm going to have a look here now.

1071
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:47,940
We're going to ring that up anyway.

1072
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:47,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1073
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:48,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1074
01:05:48,940 --> 01:05:49,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1075
01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:50,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1076
01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:51,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1077
01:05:51,940 --> 01:05:52,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1078
01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:53,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1079
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:54,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1080
01:05:54,940 --> 01:05:55,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1081
01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:56,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1082
01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:57,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1083
01:05:57,940 --> 01:05:58,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1084
01:05:58,940 --> 01:05:59,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1085
01:05:59,940 --> 01:06:00,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1086
01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:01,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1087
01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:02,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1088
01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:03,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1089
01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:21,940
I'm going to ring it now actually on this.

1090
01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:22,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1091
01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:23,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1092
01:06:23,940 --> 01:06:24,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1093
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:25,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1094
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:26,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1095
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:27,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1096
01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:28,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1097
01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:29,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1098
01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:30,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1099
01:06:30,940 --> 01:06:31,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1100
01:06:31,940 --> 01:06:32,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1101
01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:33,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1102
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:34,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1103
01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:35,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1104
01:06:35,940 --> 01:06:36,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1105
01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:37,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1106
01:06:37,940 --> 01:06:38,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1107
01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:39,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1108
01:06:39,940 --> 01:06:40,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1109
01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:41,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1110
01:06:41,940 --> 01:07:03,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1111
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:05,940
I don't know what I'll say to him.

1112
01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:11,940
I'm going to ring that up anyway.

1113
01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:15,940
He wants $300 is what he wants anyway.

1114
01:07:15,940 --> 01:07:20,940
Will he get that?

1115
01:07:20,940 --> 01:07:21,940
That's the thing.

1116
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:23,940
I don't think I'll be arsed giving him $300.

1117
01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:25,940
Maybe I could send him a fiver.

1118
01:07:25,940 --> 01:07:28,940
And then say I'll ring you back tomorrow with the rest.

1119
01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:32,940
Because that will give him a kind of a vibe that I'm actually in.

1120
01:07:32,940 --> 01:07:33,940
I'll ring that up.

1121
01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:37,940
You could even maybe we could even get him to do different things for the money.

1122
01:07:37,940 --> 01:07:43,940
I'll be like, look, I'm toying with the idea of the Illuminati.

1123
01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:46,940
You haven't, you haven't sold me yet.

1124
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:51,940
But as a show of good faith, I'm going to send $5 to you.

1125
01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:53,940
Because I think you're doing a great job.

1126
01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:57,940
I think you've, you've earned it.

1127
01:07:57,940 --> 01:08:04,940
With that message that you've copied and pasted to everyone on Illuminati based videos on the internet.

1128
01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:09,940
Butter him up.

1129
01:08:21,940 --> 01:08:24,940
Globphone.com so you're not doxing yourself.

1130
01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:26,940
Oh man, there's more stuff is there?

1131
01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:27,940
There's another thing.

1132
01:08:27,940 --> 01:08:29,940
Is that an app?

1133
01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:30,940
Globphone.

1134
01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:34,940
Globphone.

1135
01:08:35,940 --> 01:08:36,940
Globphone.

1136
01:08:37,940 --> 01:08:38,940
App.

1137
01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:40,940
Shit.

1138
01:08:43,940 --> 01:08:44,940
Globphone.

1139
01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:44,940
I was just going to use Skype.

1140
01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:53,940
Could do that or we could just watch a Shafee.

1141
01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:58,940
I've got his plate numbers.

1142
01:08:58,940 --> 01:08:59,940
He's beyond doxed.

1143
01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:00,940
I wonder has the price increased.

1144
01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:01,940
I wouldn't surprise for the message very old.

1145
01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:02,940
What's going on?

1146
01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:03,940
I just dropped in.

1147
01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:04,940
Can somebody tell me here about the fucking Globphone?

1148
01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:05,940
Is it a big deal if I use my Skype then?

1149
01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:06,940
I know Skype will work.

1150
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:07,940
I just wasn't arsed about it.

1151
01:09:07,940 --> 01:09:08,940
People fucking.

1152
01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:09,940
I know Skype will work.

1153
01:09:09,940 --> 01:09:10,940
I just wasn't arsed about it.

1154
01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:11,940
People fucking.

1155
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:12,940
I know Skype will work.

1156
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:13,940
I just wasn't arsed about it.

1157
01:09:13,940 --> 01:09:14,940
People fucking.

1158
01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:15,940
I know Skype will work.

1159
01:09:15,940 --> 01:09:16,940
I just wasn't arsed about it.

1160
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:17,940
People fucking.

1161
01:09:17,940 --> 01:09:18,940
I know Skype will work.

1162
01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:19,940
I just wasn't arsed about it.

1163
01:09:19,940 --> 01:09:20,940
People fucking.

1164
01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:21,940
I know Skype will work.

1165
01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:22,940
I just wasn't arsed about it.

1166
01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:23,940
People fucking.

1167
01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:24,940
I know Skype will work.

1168
01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:47,660
what about people fucking anyway I'm just gonna use Skype I'm not worried if he has my number because he can just ring me back again then again these guys could they if they know who you are then any information they have on you they could use against you

1169
01:09:53,660 --> 01:10:22,380
to do this kind of stuff would you want to be anonymous or what I'll even tell him to look at the fucking stream sure I'll say that you're on the stream now we're calling you man we're interested there's 500 people want to know about this Illuminati crack you you've an audience here man imagine that 500 times 300 you do the maths

1170
01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:24,380
do you like money you do

1171
01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:41,940
so one thing super said saying prepare for a bit

1172
01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:58,500
face time oh yeah don't show the screen on the stream okay yeah okay sign in here sorry sign in here

1173
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:07,380
Fournary. Watch your escape.

1174
01:11:07,380 --> 01:11:34,980
Skip. Continue.

1175
01:11:34,980 --> 01:12:02,840
Hello? Hello? Okay let's give this a call now. Oh fuck. Sorry here I'm just trying to get the

1176
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:30,700
number here. It's a Nigerian number anyway.

1177
01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:42,700
Okay it's a Nigerian number guys. It's a Nigerian number. So we will give this a ring and say,

1178
01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:48,400
got your message about the Illuminati. How are things? I'm looking to get involved. How

1179
01:12:48,400 --> 01:13:00,400
do I sign up? Do I have to come to Nigeria? Do you drink? Do you like the Nigerian Guinness? You do.

1180
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:12,400
What do you do with the fucking?

1181
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:30,400
I wonder what time it is. Over there.

1182
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:42,400
I wonder what time it is. Over there.

1183
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:54,400
The customer you're calling is not answering. Please try again later.

1184
01:13:54,400 --> 01:14:00,800
ah okay okay we'll shaffee it up we'll shaffee it up we'll shaffee it up we'll shaffee it up

1185
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,440
and we can go back to that lee we'll try again in a bit

1186
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:10,480
put this on here

1187
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,520
shaffir bust shaffir bust

1188
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,960
connor clear thank you very much connor clear thornton

1189
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:31,040
and connie concon thank you very much bear with me here now i'll get this fucking shaffee up and

1190
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:47,040
running nothing like a bit of shaffee after midnight handheld consoles no no game boy handheld

1191
01:14:51,440 --> 01:15:01,520
i have another number there as well we'll try that uh

1192
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:09,600
so

1193
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,600
you

1194
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:21,680
so

1195
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:21,680
you

1196
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:31,760
so

1197
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:31,760
you

1198
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:41,840
so

1199
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840
you

1200
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840
you

1201
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840
you

1202
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840
you

1203
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840
you

1204
01:15:41,840 --> 01:16:11,820
Thank you.

1205
01:16:11,820 --> 01:16:41,800
Thank you.

1206
01:16:41,800 --> 01:17:11,780
Thank you.

1207
01:17:11,780 --> 01:17:41,760
Thank you.

1208
01:17:41,760 --> 01:18:11,740
Thank you.

1209
01:18:11,740 --> 01:18:41,720
Thank you.

1210
01:18:41,720 --> 01:19:11,700
Thank you.

1211
01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:13,700
Thank you.

1212
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:43,680
Thank you.

1213
01:19:43,680 --> 01:20:13,660
Thank you.

1214
01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:14,120
Bananas.

1215
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,460
Oh yeah, water measures.

1216
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:18,960
I forgot it all.

1217
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:48,940
Thank you.

1218
01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:52,280
Thank you.

1219
01:20:52,280 --> 01:21:22,260
Thank you.

1220
01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:23,260
Yes.

1221
01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:25,260
Yes.

1222
01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:54,260
Yes. Yes. Oh. Kill that music. Computer Chronicles. The Y2K, the Year 2K, the Millennium Bug.

1223
01:21:54,260 --> 01:22:11,640
The Millennium Bug. Might be too loud. One moment. Turn this up so I can hear it. Sorry.

1224
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:33,940
This week on the Computer Chronicles. I don't know if it's loud enough for you. Silver Pixie,

1225
01:22:33,940 --> 01:22:42,420
thank you very much. I might need to put on headphones now. It's grand. People are saying

1226
01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:48,720
it's grand. It always looks the same. Nice volume. Okay. Okay. Let me make my face less

1227
01:22:48,720 --> 01:23:10,720
or pace. Move this microphone closer here. Just want to get settled, you know. Really want to get settled into this. And it's a great bit of Shafi action already. He's really,

1228
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:28,860
really, really, really into this with the cream shirt. It's another Ralph Lauren special, I believe. I'm not sure. Thanks very much, Silver Pixie, for the tip there. And Silver Pixie says, Shafi it up, baby. Let's just play that again there.

1229
01:23:36,320 --> 01:24:03,940
This week on the Computer Chronicles, the Y2K problem. We'll show you how to check your computer's CMOS and BIOS for possible year 2000 glitches. We'll look at some software that examines your applications and files to make sure they're Y2K compliant. We'll talk to Microsoft about some reported Y2K problems with Windows. And we'll search the web for good and bad information about what you should do to deal with Y2K. Plus, we'll look at the mainframe side of the problem.

1230
01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:04,940
Mainframe.

1231
01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:04,940
Mainframe.

1232
01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:04,940
Mainframe.

1233
01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:05,940
Mainframe.

1234
01:24:05,940 --> 01:24:15,180
Water, money, and safe air travel on January 1. Also my pick of the week, a new way to listen to books on tape without the tape. It's all coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

1235
01:24:16,540 --> 01:24:17,180
Thanks, Jill.

1236
01:24:17,180 --> 01:24:22,660
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by PeopleSoft, a global supplier of enterprise applications...

1237
01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:23,940
The Global Supplier.

1238
01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:26,560
Dedication, time, and effort.

1239
01:24:26,740 --> 01:24:26,960
People.

1240
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:27,960
We work in your world.

1241
01:24:28,180 --> 01:24:29,220
Work your world.

1242
01:24:29,540 --> 01:24:30,300
By TechWeb.

1243
01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:31,340
By TechWeb.

1244
01:24:31,340 --> 01:24:31,980
Technology News.

1245
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:33,500
Technology News.

1246
01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,500
And by TVA.

1247
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,500
TVA.

1248
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:37,500
TVA.

1249
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:42,500
Bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services.

1250
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:47,500
Woo!

1251
01:24:49,500 --> 01:25:03,060
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shaffae. Y2K. We've been hearing about this computer problem for a long time now. The question is how serious is it and what, if anything, can you do about it? If you don't think this

1252
01:25:03,060 --> 01:25:21,060
This is a serious problem, let me show you exhibit A. There is a rather large global company called Shell Oil. And you would think they have the computer resources to deal with the Y2K problem? Let me show you the credit card that Shell Oil recently sent me. It says right here, as you can see, valid until the year...

1253
01:25:21,060 --> 01:25:29,860
the shell credit card evil shell to see company of their own credit card

1254
01:25:29,860 --> 01:25:42,960
pure doxed pure doxed there you go folks take it down when you've got it 480-371-319-61001

1255
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:52,200
Edward D. Shafé we've got even even deeper into the Shafé lore here we know his middle name begins

1256
01:25:52,200 --> 01:26:00,640
with D cardholder since 1982 so he's been with the shell company that long whoops well if shell oil

1257
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:05,660
can't figure out how to solve this problem my guess is there are other serious problems lurking out

1258
01:26:05,660 --> 01:26:12,020
there come January 1 2000 on this program we're going to focus primarily on how the y2k problem

1259
01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:17,100
can affect your personal computer and there are several levels of the problem we'll deal with all

1260
01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:22,220
of them hardware problems in the form of the CMOS chips and the bias in your computer's motherboard

1261
01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:28,260
your operating system your software applications and your files and we'll start with the hardware

1262
01:26:28,260 --> 01:26:34,420
issues and Mike I guess that's your territory here you've pulled a motherboard out of a pc here and

1263
01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:40,320
why don't you explain to us what the hardware side of the problem is well basically your date originates

1264
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:45,400
from your CMOS chip inside your motherboard okay so that's a CMOS chip and that's being run by this

1265
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:51,200
battery and that always is remembering what the date is yes and that is where your 19 lovely finger work

1266
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:56,400
there that causes the y2k got it and then what about the bias all right the bias at boot up time calls the

1267
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:58,900
calls the CMOS for its date and time.

1268
01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:00,900
Okay, so the BIOS chip is over here.

1269
01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:01,400
Correct.

1270
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:02,900
It says, "Hey, what's the date?"

1271
01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:05,400
And if this guy gives it the wrong information,

1272
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:06,900
everything goes to hell after that.

1273
01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:09,400
Correct. Passes it straight to the operating system.

1274
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:11,400
Therefore, you'll have an invalid date

1275
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,900
when you reboot January 1st.

1276
01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:14,400
Now, given it's a hardware problem,

1277
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,400
can we still fix it and deal with it?

1278
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,400
Thank you very much, GridRay.

1279
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:20,900
Yes. What we do is actually, with PCFIX2000...

1280
01:27:20,900 --> 01:27:22,400
Mike Johnston.

1281
01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:24,400
There's a Mike John--

1282
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,400
Oh, it's Mike Johnston in the chat.

1283
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,400
It's not Johnston. Sorry.

1284
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,400
I was getting excited there.

1285
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,400
I thought maybe imagine if that was Mike Johnston from the chat

1286
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,400
and we've...

1287
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:35,400
and words collided.

1288
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:36,400
Anyway.

1289
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,400
We're intercepting that date exchange between the CMOS and BIOS,

1290
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:42,400
correcting and adjusting any dates that need to be there,

1291
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:45,400
writing them back to the chips and handshaking it all.

1292
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:47,400
All right, so I can load some software on my computer

1293
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,400
that will check and say, "Hey, CMOS, if you're wrong,

1294
01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:51,400
I'm going to fix it before you spread that date

1295
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,400
to the rest of my computer."

1296
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:53,400
Correct.

1297
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:54,400
"How do I know if I have a problem?

1298
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,400
Can I use your software to test it and see if my CMOS is delivering the wrong date?"

1299
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:01,400
Yes, we have a package called EasyCheck2000 that will actually check all sorts of dates.

1300
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:02,400
Thanks very much, Dev.

1301
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,400
Thank you very much, Dev.

1302
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:05,400
All right, can we do that?

1303
01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:09,400
I mean, I guess what we're going to do is simulate New Year's Eve 1999 and 2000?

1304
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,400
Right. What we'll do is simulate a new process.

1305
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:12,400
Kind of clear.

1306
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,400
Kind of clear.

1307
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,400
Thank you very much.

1308
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:15,400
I hate to be stopping it.

1309
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:24,400
This is usually something I can't do for people, but you've tipped three times in the past 20 minutes saying to play my song.

1310
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:25,400
All right.

1311
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:31,400
And now when I click on play your song, it says Google Drive, you need access, request access.

1312
01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:37,400
I don't like any of this business, Connor clear, even though your name is nice and you've tipped three times.

1313
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:46,400
I don't like people sending me links and going, "Play this."

1314
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:48,400
I don't like that.

1315
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,400
And another thing is, I don't like...

1316
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:57,400
If it's a link that I can't open, I have to sign in to fucking Google to open it.

1317
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,400
Not going to happen, Connor.

1318
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:00,400
Not going to happen.

1319
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:08,400
I'm just after ringing Nigeria up because they're telling me I can join the Illuminati for 300 quid and get a million back.

1320
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:12,400
But, uh, Connor, you have been a member...

1321
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:14,400
That's provided you're the same Connor clear.

1322
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:16,400
You could be someone...

1323
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:20,400
You might not even be the Connor clear in the chat who's being sound all the time.

1324
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,400
Do you see what I'm saying, Connor?

1325
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:23,400
You gotta...

1326
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:28,400
You gotta fucking look at it from my lens, my angle as well.

1327
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,400
You know, it's a dangerous game.

1328
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:37,400
Yeah, upload it.

1329
01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:38,400
Connor clear.

1330
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:40,400
Some Jake Butler says, "Tell him to upload it."

1331
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,400
Why don't you upload it, Connor?

1332
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:47,400
Why do you need me to sign in to a web-based program to try and access your file?

1333
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,400
I'm sure when I...

1334
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:51,400
When I sign in, that's not going to be dodgy, is it?

1335
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:55,400
I sign in with my details and you get my details then.

1336
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:59,400
On your bike, Connor.

1337
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:00,400
On your bike.

1338
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:01,400
See you later.

1339
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,400
Thanks for the tip though.

1340
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:06,400
And Anguished Panda, thank you very much for your tip.

1341
01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:08,400
Very, very kind of you, Anguished.

1342
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:10,400
And there's no dodgy link to click there.

1343
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:13,400
You're not pressurizing me to click a link.

1344
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,400
Where I have to send my...

1345
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,400
I have to sign in with my...

1346
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:18,400
My web...

1347
01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:19,400
My web details.

1348
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,400
You're joking.

1349
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:26,400
You want me to sign in to see your song?

1350
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:28,400
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1351
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:31,400
What planet are you living on, Connor?

1352
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:34,400
Planet Mars, is it?

1353
01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:35,400
Go on.

1354
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:37,400
On your bike, Connor.

1355
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:40,400
Go and cycle your bike off to Mars, Connor.

1356
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:41,400
If you can.

1357
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,400
Maybe get in touch with Mushk.

1358
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:46,400
Maybe give fucking Elon Musk and Grimes your...

1359
01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:48,400
Ask them...

1360
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:50,400
Give them a tip and ask them to play your song.

1361
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:54,400
He can get you to Mars.

1362
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:55,400
Faster than I can.

1363
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:58,400
Go on, Connor.

1364
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:00,400
Go on.

1365
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,400
Thanks very much for the tip though, Connor.

1366
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:06,400
Sorry for breaking that down to that kind of...

1367
01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:09,400
Making a joke out of it.

1368
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:12,400
But I mean, that is where we are at this point.

1369
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:14,400
This is a Francis Higgins stream.

1370
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,400
That's gonna happen.

1371
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,400
And not all jokes will land.

1372
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:22,400
Not everything said will be funny.

1373
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:24,400
Not everything we watch will be good crack.

1374
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:25,400
But we...

1375
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:27,400
That's the risk you run when you watch the stream.

1376
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,400
Do you get me?

1377
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,400
Thank you very much there.

1378
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:34,400
Would you shift, Shefe?

1379
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:35,400
Thank you very much.

1380
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,400
Shite guides.

1381
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:38,400
And I can see clearly now.

1382
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:39,400
Thank you very much.

1383
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:40,400
Let's have a look at this.

1384
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,400
It's interesting stuff.

1385
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:42,400
It's about the BIOS.

1386
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:44,400
In Windows 98.

1387
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:46,400
And look, if this breaks down and it's not as good,

1388
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,400
we can play a bit of...

1389
01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:51,400
The whole reason we got into Shefe in the beginning...

1390
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:54,400
Was because I bought this program.

1391
01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:56,400
Software.

1392
01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:58,400
Sorry, my volume is peaking there.

1393
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:01,400
I bought this software off of eBay to play its...

1394
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:04,400
Compton 3D World Atlas Deluxe.

1395
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:09,400
That's on the agenda.

1396
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:10,400
I downloaded it.

1397
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:11,400
I'll tell you what else I downloaded.

1398
01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:12,400
Voyeur.

1399
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:13,400
The game.

1400
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,400
Do you remember we were watching that on Computer Chronicles?

1401
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:17,400
Voyeur.

1402
01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:19,400
And Shefe was...

1403
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:23,400
So we got a bit of a peeping Tom game here.

1404
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:26,400
This is like a peeping Tom through the looking glass.

1405
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,400
Rear window peeping Tom game.

1406
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:35,400
It's a peeping Tom based handheld sandbox exploration game.

1407
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:37,400
Well, I downloaded that.

1408
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:38,400
That's in the bag.

1409
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:39,400
We've got that.

1410
01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:40,400
We've got 3D World Atlas.

1411
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:43,400
Let's just go along with this here.

1412
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,400
Connor Clear.

1413
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:49,400
Remarkably silent in both tip box and chat box.

1414
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:59,400
Which kind of has made me feel a little bit vindicated on my decision not to put in my web based details to listen to Connor's song.

1415
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:01,400
Connor.

1416
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:03,400
Go on.

1417
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:05,400
On your bike, Connor.

1418
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:07,400
I'm going to turn in there to the bios bit.

1419
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:08,400
There's some hands shaking it off.

1420
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:09,400
Alright.

1421
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:15,400
So I can load some software on my computer that will check and say, "Hey CMOS if you're wrong, I'm going to fix it before you spread that date to the rest of my computer."

1422
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:17,400
How do I...

1423
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,400
Connor, sorry I can see you there in the chat, Connor. Sorry about that.

1424
01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:23,400
Look, if you can upload your fucking track.

1425
01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:27,400
And look, you're setting yourself up for a big situation here, Connor.

1426
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:34,400
You better be ready to go to town on this because if you upload it and the chat...

1427
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:40,400
I've seen the way the chat act towards other people's stuff that goes up.

1428
01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:42,400
It's like a snake pit.

1429
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,400
They can turn on you, Connor.

1430
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:46,400
They can turn on you.

1431
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:48,400
And look at the look on it.

1432
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:54,400
They'll turn on you and they'll give you the look they'll give you, even though you won't be able to see them, you'll be able to feel the glance.

1433
01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:58,400
It'll be something akin to this glance here by Mike Johnstone.

1434
01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:02,400
Not Mike Johnson in the chat, but Mike Johnstone.

1435
01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:09,400
When we play your piece, if it's not up to scratch, the luck you will receive is this luck here.

1436
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:15,400
I know if I have a problem. Can I use your software to test it and see if my CMOS is delivering the wrong date?

1437
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:21,400
Yes, we have a package called EasyCheck2000 that will actually check all sorts of dates.

1438
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:22,400
Alright, can we do that?

1439
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:26,400
I guess what we're going to do is simulate New Year's Eve 1999 and 2000?

1440
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:30,400
Right. What we'll do is simulate a boot process in your PC.

1441
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:35,400
And what we'll do is take a look at the CMOS clock and the BIOS clock and what it's reading as we speak.

1442
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:39,400
And we'll simulate the boot by setting it at 12:31:99.

1443
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:41,400
I can't hear this. I don't need the headphones.

1444
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:44,400
New Year's Eve, December 31st. That ball is coming down in Times Square.

1445
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:49,840
times square and what will your computer do? So here we go. We have a couple seconds to go. Two, one.

1446
01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:56,880
And then we've got into the year 2000 with the Millennium Bug.

1447
01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:03,040
The BIOS clock is reset. The Millennium Bug is here. Some handheld Millennium Bug.

1448
01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:13,760
The Millennium Falcon. Let me just see this now. I'll change the volume setup on my

1449
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:22,080
thing. My OBS. This is some really interesting stuff I'm doing right here. Okay, let me go here.

1450
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:28,880
Advanced audio. No, turn that off. We don't need that. We will change the properties to

1451
01:35:29,440 --> 01:35:34,720
speakers there. And then we'll put that there and then we can play that. And our CMOS. Lovely stuff.

1452
01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:42,400
Lovely stuff. It's all working out. It's all working out now. It's all working out.

1453
01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:47,360
It's your software to test it and see if my CMOS is delivering the wrong date. Yes, we have a package

1454
01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:53,280
called Easy Check 2000 that will actually check all. Geez, no wonder I couldn't hear this guy. He's very,

1455
01:35:53,280 --> 01:36:02,000
he's very low, low speaker. He's a low voice speaker. Very easy. We got a southern draw line there. We got a

1456
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:12,480
package container for that. You got your BIOS chip. When you compare it with the real heavy cadence and candor, if that's

1457
01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:20,800
that's even a word, of Stuart, Stuart Sheffey, this guy is not even in the same league. He's not even in the same ballpark.

1458
01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:29,920
He's not even playing the same sport as Sheffey. You can't go toe to toe presenting something with Sheffey and talk like that.

1459
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:57,520
Can we do that? I mean, I guess what we're going to do is simulate New Year's Eve 1999 and 2000. Right. So we're going to simulate New Year's Eve 1999 2000. Choose one of them. Choose one of them, Stu. But we're not going to simulate it because obviously this is where you wouldn't want to be in 1999, a minute to midnight looking at your fucking computer. You'd want to be at a party or something. But this is where we are on Computer Chronicles. So let's have a look.

1460
01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:59,480
a boot process in your PC.

1461
01:36:59,860 --> 01:37:01,960
And what we'll do is take a look at the CMOS clock

1462
01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:05,040
and the BIOS clock and what it's reading as we speak.

1463
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,880
And we'll simulate the boot by setting it to 1231.99,

1464
01:37:09,060 --> 01:37:10,160
just a few seconds before midnight.

1465
01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:12,360
So it's New Year's Eve, December 31st.

1466
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,260
That ball is coming down in Times Square.

1467
01:37:14,260 --> 01:37:15,700
And what will your computer do?

1468
01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:16,660
So here we go.

1469
01:37:16,740 --> 01:37:17,220
We set the date.

1470
01:37:17,220 --> 01:37:18,020
A couple seconds to go.

1471
01:37:18,140 --> 01:37:19,300
Two, one.

1472
01:37:20,380 --> 01:37:20,700
Whoops.

1473
01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:22,940
And our CMOS clock went to 1900.

1474
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:25,660
Now the BIOS somehow still said 2000.

1475
01:37:25,940 --> 01:37:26,260
Correct.

1476
01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:29,680
It's a lovely little whoops.

1477
01:37:29,960 --> 01:37:31,860
That's going to be soundboarded.

1478
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:33,840
We're going to have a brand new soundboard clip of that

1479
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:34,740
for future streams.

1480
01:37:35,500 --> 01:37:39,400
I'm going to use that whenever somebody makes

1481
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:43,060
an embarrassing comment or something happens.

1482
01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:45,520
And we can use that to highlight that

1483
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:47,680
and compound the embarrassment.

1484
01:37:48,220 --> 01:37:48,680
So here we go.

1485
01:37:48,760 --> 01:37:49,240
We set the date.

1486
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:50,040
A couple seconds to go.

1487
01:37:50,260 --> 01:37:51,320
Two, one.

1488
01:37:51,420 --> 01:37:51,920
Imagine this.

1489
01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:54,960
Somebody says something in the chat about,

1490
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:57,860
what's this shit stream?

1491
01:37:57,980 --> 01:37:58,600
It's fucking rubbish.

1492
01:37:59,260 --> 01:38:00,780
And then you'll just hear this.

1493
01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:01,800
I'll just go.

1494
01:38:02,540 --> 01:38:02,880
Uh-oh.

1495
01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:05,120
Someone's just said something in the chat like that.

1496
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:06,280
And then this.

1497
01:38:07,260 --> 01:38:07,660
Whoops.

1498
01:38:08,320 --> 01:38:10,380
And then what we do is we go to that.

1499
01:38:10,540 --> 01:38:11,500
We highlight the comment.

1500
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:14,540
and we drag it out over hot coals for a few minutes.

1501
01:38:14,980 --> 01:38:15,400
Great crack.

1502
01:38:15,620 --> 01:38:17,460
And our CMOS clock went to 1900.

1503
01:38:17,980 --> 01:38:20,180
Now the BIOS somehow still said 2000.

1504
01:38:20,460 --> 01:38:20,800
Correct.

1505
01:38:20,940 --> 01:38:26,900
On most post-96 machines, the BIOS is correcting for the 1900 in the CMOS.

1506
01:38:26,900 --> 01:38:31,360
But we could still have a problem if an application is directly accessing the CMOS chip.

1507
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:35,520
Applications that do that and there's Windows NT operating system does that as well.

1508
01:38:35,800 --> 01:38:40,980
So my computer or many apps on my computer are now going to think it's 1900, which is wrong.

1509
01:38:41,120 --> 01:38:41,900
So things will get screwed up.

1510
01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:42,700
How do I fix it?

1511
01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:43,820
Which is wrong.

1512
01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:44,300
Actually.

1513
01:38:44,580 --> 01:38:46,640
But how could we think it was 1900 anyway?

1514
01:38:46,780 --> 01:38:48,440
Computers weren't even invented then.

1515
01:38:48,900 --> 01:38:51,400
Well, execute PC fix at boot up time.

1516
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:53,220
Apply our algorithm.

1517
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:54,520
Retrieve the date.

1518
01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:56,680
And now the CMOS is 2000.

1519
01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:57,840
And correct.

1520
01:38:57,840 --> 01:38:58,040
All right.

1521
01:38:58,040 --> 01:39:01,780
So you've got a kind of memory resident piece of software that's constantly going in there correcting that problem.

1522
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:01,980
No.

1523
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:03,080
It does not remain in memory.

1524
01:39:03,140 --> 01:39:03,420
It doesn't.

1525
01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:04,660
It doesn't take up any resources.

1526
01:39:04,860 --> 01:39:06,320
It doesn't conflict with any software.

1527
01:39:07,740 --> 01:39:10,260
But somehow it just permanently fixes that problem?

1528
01:39:10,260 --> 01:39:12,880
It does its job at boot up time and then goes away.

1529
01:39:13,420 --> 01:39:13,660
Yeah.

1530
01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:15,400
Let me ask this now.

1531
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:15,720
Why?

1532
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:17,580
Boot up time and goes away.

1533
01:39:19,260 --> 01:39:23,300
I liked the look on Shue's face there where he just, he didn't know.

1534
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:26,000
I think he was pretending that he didn't know what was going on.

1535
01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:30,020
He just, there was a, a, a bit of silence, which is very uncharacteristic of Shafi.

1536
01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:31,860
Usually a man who's on the ball.

1537
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:33,000
Let's have a look at this.

1538
01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:33,520
Look at that.

1539
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:35,320
But somehow it doesn't take up any resources.

1540
01:39:35,320 --> 01:39:36,000
This little look here.

1541
01:39:36,080 --> 01:39:37,140
It doesn't conflict with any software.

1542
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:38,920
But.

1543
01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:40,600
It's quality stuff.

1544
01:39:45,220 --> 01:39:46,440
That little eye roll there.

1545
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:53,480
That's the, that's the eye roll I got when I saw, uh, fucking Connor Clear asking me

1546
01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:57,280
to sign in with my Google credentials to listen to a song.

1547
01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:58,880
That's what I was doing.

1548
01:39:59,140 --> 01:40:02,120
You couldn't see my eyes because they're hidden behind the shades.

1549
01:40:02,780 --> 01:40:04,940
But that's the look I was giving the screen.

1550
01:40:06,940 --> 01:40:07,340
But.

1551
01:40:07,340 --> 01:40:08,020
But.

1552
01:40:08,020 --> 01:40:08,440
But somehow.

1553
01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:13,400
But somehow I, I don't think that sounds legit there, Connor.

1554
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:14,720
You have to understand.

1555
01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:21,520
any piece of software that conflict with any software but somehow it just permanently fixes

1556
01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:27,520
that problem it does its job at boot up time then goes away yeah let me let me ask this now why should

1557
01:40:27,520 --> 01:40:31,760
i care that my cmos clock is wrong is that really going to have any consequences to me as i'm doing

1558
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:36,800
my work does he have any consequences greg from the states thank you very much and would you ever

1559
01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:41,440
play minecraft haven't done it yet maybe one day they're bringing out a vr version aren't they for

1560
01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:48,480
the playstation but what's that to me i don't even own a vr headset and bosman thank you very much for

1561
01:40:48,480 --> 01:40:55,280
the tip as well if you're using any calendar software or date and time sensitive software

1562
01:40:55,840 --> 01:41:00,320
you could very well boot up january 1st 2000 and every appointment you've ever had could

1563
01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:05,760
you're 100 years late for that appointment what's going to tell me um and it could cause uh accounting

1564
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:11,120
software packages sure now if i have a reasonably new computer i bought it within the past year or two

1565
01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:16,640
could it still have a cmos problem it could very well the cmos technology still in today's motherboards

1566
01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:21,120
are using the old motorola technology that has the 19 embedded in the chip still could be old chips and

1567
01:41:21,120 --> 01:41:25,760
they could still have that problem even though it's a new pc this pc here is a uh six month well six month

1568
01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:30,240
wow still has the last question you've got something up on your website a free download that will check the

1569
01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:35,600
cmos problem right that's the easy check 2000 product and it will check all your hardware data mike thank you

1570
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:41,040
very much well let's move to another part of the y2k problem your software applications and your

1571
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:45,920
file so far so good i'm enjoying this we've got to grips with the cmo system

1572
01:41:46,560 --> 01:41:51,680
um i wish i'd have seen this before the millennium bug before uh 2000 the year 2000 happened

1573
01:41:52,880 --> 01:41:57,680
um but i didn't and i didn't care even though we did have a family computer in the house

1574
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:03,840
it didn't go tits up at the time and as i recall nothing went tits up the world over so

1575
01:42:05,520 --> 01:42:10,560
was it all just a big hullabaloo about nothing we don't know because what can you do to make sure

1576
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:16,320
they are y2k compliant and i guess your answer is by norton 2000 right that's right what does norton

1577
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:22,240
2000 actually do how do i deal with the applications in the files uh we run a scan on your system dana

1578
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:30,080
prosoff is after you from simon tech and um we're talking about norton antivirus software which was designed

1579
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:38,000
by graham norton as just as he was uh coming to prominence and high high power fame as the face

1580
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:45,120
of channel 4's soul graham norton tv show so he was quids in on both fronts there and we look at all the

1581
01:42:45,120 --> 01:42:49,760
commercial off-the-shelf applications and then we actually look at the data that's within your your

1582
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:53,520
files like your spreadsheet all right so we take a look at the screen here again i can run a big scan

1583
01:42:53,520 --> 01:42:58,400
and run my applications run my files right and let's go go to the applications first what kind of report do i

1584
01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:04,400
get right this is the first report you see and it uh breaks down into three really bad problems maybe a

1585
01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:10,560
problem seems to be okay exactly um and then you can drill down on each of them so if i say it says

1586
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:17,600
real serious problems and um severity fives and severity threes in here five means it's not going to be able

1587
01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:22,720
to handle dates beyond that's the worst the severity five severity three might be we're getting some severity

1588
01:43:22,720 --> 01:43:29,520
three here from shafet some lovely lovely interjecting cutting off the uh it usually happens with the ladies

1589
01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:34,880
that he has on the show he doesn't give them a moment he keeps them on their toes

1590
01:43:34,880 --> 01:43:40,000
all right so we take a look at the screen here again i can run a big scan and run my applications run my files

1591
01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:44,720
right and let's go go to the applications first what kind of report do i get right this is the first report you see

1592
01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:53,280
and it uh breaks down into three really bad problems really bad problems i think in his head he's thinking

1593
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:59,120
she's having really bad problems articulating because she isn't really talking the way he would talk which

1594
01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:04,560
is really you know on the money on the nose on it's fast hitting the points hitting the notes a great communicator

1595
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:12,640
a chaffet chaffet or bust you can come onto this show and dance with the devil do you know my applications

1596
01:44:12,640 --> 01:44:17,360
run my files right and let's go go to the applications first what kind of report do i get right this is the

1597
01:44:17,360 --> 01:44:24,240
first report you see and it uh breaks down into three really bad problems maybe a problem seems to be okay

1598
01:44:24,240 --> 01:44:31,040
exactly um and then you can drill down on each of them so if i say it says real serious problems and um

1599
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:36,160
severity fives and severity threes in here five means it's not going to be able to handle dates

1600
01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:40,480
beyond that's the worst the severity five severity three might be screwed up a little bit very three

1601
01:44:40,480 --> 01:44:45,440
sometimes have work around yeah well this is like big deal cc mail excel thank you thank you very much

1602
01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:50,000
there silver pixie i have some problems here what do i do next now that i know i have those problems well

1603
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:55,360
if you go down further uh we explain the issue um provide a direct link to the vendor's website because

1604
01:44:55,360 --> 01:45:00,160
sometimes they'll have a patch or an upgrade something like that um and then also sometimes there's a

1605
01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:03,520
work around and if so we'll provide that suggestion all right so you're not going to fix this for me

1606
01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:08,000
but you're going to tell me where to go to get it fixed go to the microsoft website download this patch

1607
01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:12,720
and that will solve the problem exactly uh all right now what do i do about particular files all

1608
01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:17,200
right i know excel's no good but does that does that mean all my spreadsheets are screwed up no not

1609
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:22,400
necessarily um again it depends on the compliancy of of the application and how i entered the date and

1610
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:28,320
how you entered the date all right so what is this so here is the scan that we've run on the data um again you see the

1611
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:33,200
severity all right so you're looking at the actual files now not the applications anymore and you're

1612
01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:38,640
telling me hey i've got two severity five spreadsheets excel spreadsheets that are just going to not

1613
01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:42,320
function yeah and if this is something that you're doing financial planning for your future you know

1614
01:45:42,320 --> 01:45:48,560
you want those what do i do am i just stuck no um lorton 2000 will give you um exact information on what the

1615
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:53,440
problem is it will tell you exactly what cell so it's saying there's specific cells that have

1616
01:45:54,080 --> 01:46:00,160
date information that are causing the problem exactly and all right now what do i do well you go in there

1617
01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:05,600
um and also for excel spreadsheets um we provide a real nice visual way of seeing where the problems are

1618
01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:13,120
so i'll show you an example of that here we go okay so you color code the the bad cells color code the

1619
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:21,200
bad cells so the reds are the severity five ones etc etc now i've got a lot of bad cells obviously they're

1620
01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:25,920
all date things right now why would so why would some dates be red and some would be yellow they're all

1621
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:32,000
dates well because this one and i can't this is but in this case it's actually been read correctly

1622
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:39,040
how's another and change it into a four-digit date you know fix the formula okay so the problem might

1623
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:43,120
have been mine i was careless like everybody else and i used a two-digit year just make it a four-digit

1624
01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:48,160
year and that could solve the problem we've all been programmed to enter four-digit years yeah uh in

1625
01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:53,040
in the work you do with norton 2000 are there obvious certain applications that are the suspect ones that

1626
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:59,680
that i should look out for um in general anything that relies on on dates a calendar program thank you very

1627
01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:07,040
much billy christian connor clear and pros prosop playing for anything that draws a conclusion based

1628
01:47:07,040 --> 01:47:14,000
on the date not not not a word uh word processing document obviously exactly we're right thank you

1629
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:19,360
well while we're focusing on the pc side of the y2k problem the big fear that most people have

1630
01:47:19,360 --> 01:47:25,040
is not about their personal computers but i missed that i missed the exit i like when he gets out of the

1631
01:47:25,040 --> 01:47:30,160
interview because he's a master at that and he always has always a nice face he always does a nice

1632
01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:36,720
smiley face as well anything that draws a conclusion based on the date not not not a word uh word processing

1633
01:47:36,720 --> 01:47:42,880
document obviously exactly all right norton 2000 thank you well while we're focusing on the pc side of the

1634
01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:49,200
y2k problem the big fear that most people have is not about their personal computers but about the massive

1635
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:54,880
mainframe systems that run the power companies mainframe airlines most of our basic services

1636
01:47:54,880 --> 01:48:00,160
here's a look at what some experts have to say about what will happen with those come january 1.

1637
01:48:02,560 --> 01:48:08,960
on a bright spring day in san francisco the millennium bug is probably not foremost in people's thoughts

1638
01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:16,800
but hidden inside most basic services from water and power to street lights and buses are embedded chips and

1639
01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:23,920
software that might depend on the date and time to operate that is what worries cities like san francisco

1640
01:48:23,920 --> 01:48:30,480
which began its y2k probe four years ago with the embedded systems we're looking at fire trucks you

1641
01:48:30,480 --> 01:48:36,080
know it's a whole different look of the world and and the valves and the water system if there's an embedded

1642
01:48:36,080 --> 01:48:43,520
system in a valve so we have ed harrington here controller of the city of san francisco he controls the city from his

1643
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:48,480
control unit and you can see on the back of that screen there that's all

1644
01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:54,800
the uh the key codes for different things that happen the cheat codes he puts them in and then

1645
01:48:54,800 --> 01:49:02,320
controls the city it's like gta but he does it all himself there ed harrington and it fails

1646
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:07,360
what will probably happen if the valve is open it will probably stay open if it's closed it will probably

1647
01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:13,920
stay closed is that a bad failure is that thing we can fix over time also virtually all valves have

1648
01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:19,440
manual overrides exactly but has anybody used them in the last 20 years ah susceptible should be grand

1649
01:49:19,440 --> 01:49:24,720
it would be grand and it was grand there's a lot of hullabaloo about nothing i wonder do they still allow

1650
01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:31,920
this anymore health and safety would probably say no that's a lot in a country that's a very litigious

1651
01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:40,480
place you'd imagine that that's a lawsuit can show up waiting to happen places for example the city's

1652
01:49:40,480 --> 01:49:47,760
cable car system over 100 years old it's a lovely chino and shirt combination pack there as well with

1653
01:49:47,760 --> 01:49:56,320
the suede moccasins it's fantastic look it's a power look and it's one that you really want to be blasting

1654
01:49:56,320 --> 01:50:01,680
off as you're hanging off the side of a railroad car or whatever you call that runs from electric

1655
01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:08,800
generators that are controlled by computer light rail vehicles are almost completely automated

1656
01:50:08,800 --> 01:50:13,120
and even buses and fire trucks have embedded microprocessors

1657
01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:21,360
we are finding that with heavy equipment there are other issues with maintenance cycles

1658
01:50:22,080 --> 01:50:28,880
and there are pre-built maintenance cycles for things for example like water pumps and the ladders

1659
01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:36,240
that go up and the engine and some of those systems on some fire trucks if they're not serviced don't work

1660
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:43,600
the wells fargo bank approached y2k in a different way by building a parallel banking system and then

1661
01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:51,920
advancing the dates so a fictitious customer can make a deposit or transfer funds on december 30th 1999

1662
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:57,120
and a fictitious teller could see those funds appear what was the cursor there look she had a

1663
01:50:57,120 --> 01:51:06,560
a customized cursor on the screen see what that is there can make a deposit or transfer funds on december

1664
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:15,680
look at that is that an eiffel tower is it or is it a a ariel or an antenna

1665
01:51:18,320 --> 01:51:26,160
what is this illuminati 30th 1999 and a fictitious give your man a ring again just to see if he's in

1666
01:51:26,160 --> 01:51:33,120
before we carry on with this this teller could see those funds appear on january 3rd we've created a

1667
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:39,280
miniature bank of our own um actually if it was you could pick up this environment and probably sell it

1668
01:51:39,280 --> 01:51:45,360
to some other banking institution because it handles a couple hundred thousand um customer accounts these

1669
01:51:45,360 --> 01:51:50,080
aren't real accounts these are test accounts that we have out there and we process the full day's

1670
01:51:50,080 --> 01:51:57,600
activities from uh printing out statements to uh sorting checks wells fargo's bank within a bank has

1671
01:51:57,600 --> 01:52:02,720
everything from pc banking to the receipt it was like he had a gun or something

1672
01:52:04,720 --> 01:52:10,720
look at this little walk in here from uh printing out statements to uh sorting checks wells

1673
01:52:11,840 --> 01:52:19,680
fargo's bank within a bank has everything from pc banking to receipt printers to atms

1674
01:52:20,640 --> 01:52:28,160
but what happens at midnight december 31st so far so good the test themselves no answer no answer from

1675
01:52:28,160 --> 01:52:35,280
the nigerian book we will ring him back tomorrow pretty good we have um until june of this year to complete

1676
01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:40,400
everything so number of our game into place now and being set up and as an industry as a whole i think

1677
01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:45,360
we are in very good shape people have taken us very seriously especially in the financial services

1678
01:52:46,160 --> 01:52:54,080
industry and the work is taken care of i'm very comfortable assuming you can withdraw cash from your

1679
01:52:54,080 --> 01:53:01,840
atm in january will you be able to spend it say for an airplane ticket airports face the known problem of

1680
01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:08,480
finding and fixing embedded controllers with an additional complication they will be counting on every other

1681
01:53:08,480 --> 01:53:15,200
airport airport to do the same it's a real problem because we're not the only it's a real nice thatch

1682
01:53:15,200 --> 01:53:25,760
port in the country a lot of airport uh manufactured products are duplicated at other facilities not

1683
01:53:25,760 --> 01:53:34,080
necessarily are duplex facilities or public transportation hubs and that sort of thing it's almost unbelievable the

1684
01:53:34,080 --> 01:53:41,920
amount of inventory that we are going through from from some of the major components that make up the

1685
01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:48,640
facility to some of the very minor things that that you would never think of unless you went through an

1686
01:53:48,640 --> 01:53:56,800
exercise like like an inventory the task is daunting to find every chip and program that might they had bigger

1687
01:53:56,800 --> 01:54:05,040
fish to fry airports and aviation had bigger fish to be frying you know they were worrying about the computers

1688
01:54:05,600 --> 01:54:12,240
they should have been worrying about other things going on in 1999 but they they didn't have their eye on the ball

1689
01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:22,480
i'd have a date function and for a ponytail it's a cracker it's got a double knot in it

1690
01:54:24,240 --> 01:54:26,800
a double white bobble double bobble

1691
01:54:28,720 --> 01:54:35,360
and he's gone for the ponytail through the back of the hole of the cap combined with the large pepsi

1692
01:54:35,360 --> 01:54:41,440
cola it's a it's a quality look it's a lovely combination

1693
01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:47,680
and even there we can see how lax the security was look people just coming through

1694
01:54:48,720 --> 01:54:50,880
bags going through not really being checked

1695
01:54:52,320 --> 01:54:59,040
you know what could be in that bag there that your man's got every chip and program that might

1696
01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:06,400
is he working there pepsi is pepsi working there have a date function and rewrite or i mean the

1697
01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:12,800
security was so lax that your man isn't even going on a flight he's just going through the security check

1698
01:55:14,480 --> 01:55:20,480
he he probably could have even got on the plane without a ticket function and rewrite or replace it

1699
01:55:21,040 --> 01:55:27,200
but some areas get immediate attention we have to look at everything imaginable i think but you have

1700
01:55:27,200 --> 01:55:34,800
to have you have to set up set priorities and the priority is the safety security aspect so

1701
01:55:35,680 --> 01:55:39,600
we have to maintain a secure airport we have to provide safety for the traveling public

1702
01:55:40,160 --> 01:55:45,280
embedded controllers are lurking everywhere even in services that appear to be low tech

1703
01:55:45,920 --> 01:55:53,360
san francisco's water supply comes by aqueduct from the sierra nevada mountains using gravity as its main engine

1704
01:55:54,080 --> 01:56:01,760
but pumps chemical systems and valves are operated by programmable logic controllers or plc's all of

1705
01:56:01,760 --> 01:56:07,600
the chips have been inventoried but what if one malfunctions actually there's very little high tech

1706
01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:13,040
when this system was designed it was it was a brilliant engineering feat um we've seen him before paul mazza

1707
01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:18,000
we've seen him most of that infrastructure is still in place where we have upgraded a number of like you

1708
01:56:18,000 --> 01:56:24,560
mentioned valves the the devices that move the valves the monitoring equipment valves are either open or

1709
01:56:24,560 --> 01:56:29,520
closed and these types of valves don't close automatically if there's a electronic failure or power failure

1710
01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:33,840
so most of we're very comfortable that the water will continue to flow by gravity even if there are

1711
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:39,760
y2k issues and i think i really do i think that people are going to be surprised that

1712
01:56:39,760 --> 01:56:47,520
uh uh when uh december 31st at midnight uh comes around uh the world is not going to come to an end

1713
01:56:47,520 --> 01:56:51,600
uh airplanes are going to continue to fly the lights aren't going to go out in the terminals

1714
01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:58,160
uh the lights aren't going to go out on the freeways and i don't think it's going to be some of the massive failures that

1715
01:56:58,160 --> 01:57:07,760
uh has been portrayed uh in the media recently there you go for the computer chronicles he had us your man had us there was no need for worry whatsoever it was grand

1716
01:57:07,760 --> 01:57:13,600
it was grand everyone was just taking the pace there was they had nothing better to be worried about there was no

1717
01:57:13,600 --> 01:57:18,880
covid just before covid when people were making stuff up about a bug that didn't exist

1718
01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:26,240
well the one issue we haven't dealt with yet in the y2k problem is what about your computer's

1719
01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:32,960
operating system of course in most cases that means is windows y2k compliance so let's find out don when we

1720
01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:38,080
did that little scan before with the lady showing us norton 2000 up popped up windows 98 as a severity

1721
01:57:38,080 --> 01:57:43,280
three problem people have heard about this what are the issues in the 98 um well actually the patch for

1722
01:57:43,280 --> 01:57:47,680
windows 98 that makes it fully compliant so all those issues are resolved okay but i mean what are the

1723
01:57:47,680 --> 01:57:52,160
issues well there there you go we don't need to do any more then there was a patch for it we don't need

1724
01:57:52,160 --> 01:57:57,600
to listen to anymore and i think we don't need to listen to any more of the y2k episode here of uh

1725
01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:04,720
steward shafet's computer chronicles i'm not really impressed by any of the stuff we've featured on the

1726
01:58:04,720 --> 01:58:09,520
show or he's featured i think we need to go back here and have a quick look before we bow out at

1727
01:58:09,520 --> 01:58:17,520
something that looks like it could be have a little bit more oomph to it uh maybe something with i'm sure i

1728
01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:22,800
saw one with uh more games based stuff because i like to see him get into grips with the video games

1729
01:58:24,320 --> 01:58:30,160
web surfing on your telly maybe there's a flight simulator one virtual meetings

1730
01:58:32,160 --> 01:58:39,120
video games consoles handheld consoles so this is going to be i can already see it looks rubbish it looks

1731
01:58:39,120 --> 01:58:45,280
like it's a master system this is what i come to computer chronicles for it's not for uh any of that sort

1732
01:58:45,280 --> 01:58:51,200
let's look at how the operating system manages to deal with this problem that's coming up i want to

1733
01:58:51,200 --> 01:58:58,960
look at uh him pretending to like games and stuff but then again windows 98 that episode that was

1734
01:59:00,080 --> 01:59:06,800
in retrospect that was a cracker do you know because it had your man who invented linux kiki stockhammer

1735
01:59:07,440 --> 01:59:17,360
the other woman from microsoft and uh and who else there could have been some other stuff in that as

1736
01:59:17,360 --> 01:59:31,760
well but anyway those were the standout gems computer games consoles video games consoles and it's coming

1737
01:59:33,040 --> 01:59:37,120
it's coming up sorry that's too loud sorry

1738
01:59:43,840 --> 01:59:48,800
well here's a typical bunch of uh will this stream be available when you finish i've missed the stream

1739
01:59:48,800 --> 01:59:56,080
sure they're all available handheld console they're all available you just go into look in the uh the the

1740
01:59:56,080 --> 02:00:04,320
description of this video is the link is there for all of the the videos handheld consoles

1741
02:00:06,880 --> 02:00:14,000
uh christ my eardrums sorry about that uh master system had 3d goggles but it didn't catch on

1742
02:00:14,000 --> 02:00:23,040
i never had that never had that uh let's see now let's let's go and and we're outdoors again for a lovely

1743
02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:28,960
exterior link love the exterior links here it's great to see steward chaffey in an outdoor scenario

1744
02:00:29,680 --> 02:00:37,920
kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while it's yes i need to see that again from the top let me just uh arm

1745
02:00:37,920 --> 02:00:54,720
myself with a beverage i'll be back in a moment kids getting exercise is a nice thing to see handheld kids

1746
02:00:54,720 --> 02:01:03,600
kids getting exercise is a nice thing to see handheld children now we've come to the playground to find

1747
02:01:03,600 --> 02:01:12,000
some handheld children we're going to be going playing their game boy later on they're going to be playing their video game consoles

1748
02:01:13,920 --> 02:01:21,200
of course healthy exercise is vital for a child's development what about this master system game where you play as mickey mouse

1749
02:01:23,680 --> 02:01:39,440
here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school here's a typical bunch of kids but what will go bunch of kids getting

1750
02:01:40,960 --> 02:01:52,880
sorry there if you just joined or you don't know what what's going on here i'm obsessed with this man's delivery of lines and i have to repeat it in a kind of tourette's style

1751
02:01:52,880 --> 02:02:03,920
uh series of uh series of uh just because it makes me feel happy if you don't like that then you're just gonna have to not watch as simple as that lads

1752
02:02:05,600 --> 02:02:12,080
here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school but at school

1753
02:02:13,040 --> 02:02:27,760
while at school what will these bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school but what will these kids do for fun when they get home this afternoon odds are they'll go inside to play with one of these things a nintendo game boy

1754
02:02:27,760 --> 02:02:41,200
yes nEC turbo express it's hard to find a 10 years and intent on this after when he lifted up the game boy i was thinking say it man just fucking say it man i dare you to say it to you i want to hear you say it man

1755
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:43,900
Nintendo Game Boy.

1756
02:02:44,940 --> 02:02:48,060
Doesn't say with the same oomph and ghostos the first time.

1757
02:02:48,840 --> 02:02:56,400
Afternoon. Odds are they'll go inside to play with one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy or NEC Turbo Express.

1758
02:02:56,400 --> 02:03:00,780
It's hard to find a 10-year-old boy who doesn't love to play video games.

1759
02:03:01,460 --> 02:03:10,480
10-year-old boy, NEC Express, video games, Game Boy, NEC Turbo Express,

1760
02:03:11,080 --> 02:03:15,060
10-year-old boy, 10-year-old Game Boy.

1761
02:03:15,540 --> 02:03:20,860
Today, with one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy or an NEC Turbo Express.

1762
02:03:20,860 --> 02:03:23,500
A NIN-10-year-old Game Boy.

1763
02:03:24,260 --> 02:03:29,340
With one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy or an NEC Turbo Express,

1764
02:03:29,680 --> 02:03:33,680
it's hard to find a 10-year-old boy who doesn't love to play video games.

1765
02:03:33,880 --> 02:03:37,920
Today, we'll take a look at the fascination and the technology of computer.

1766
02:03:38,280 --> 02:03:40,160
It's hard to find a 10-year-old boy.

1767
02:03:40,160 --> 02:03:56,420
boy that doesn't play video games. Sorry we need to see it from the very top. Masterclass.

1768
02:03:56,420 --> 02:04:25,040
Here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school. But what will these kids do for fun when they get home this afternoon? Odds are they'll go inside to play with one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy or an NEC Turbo Express. It's hard to find a 10-year-old boy who doesn't love to play video games. Today we'll take a look at the fascination and the technology of computer games.

1769
02:04:25,040 --> 02:04:28,040
On this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

1770
02:04:28,040 --> 02:04:33,040
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software. The SBA provides information on how to stay software legal. Funding is also provided by PC Connection and Mac Connection and by Byte Magazine.

1771
02:04:33,040 --> 02:04:58,760
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software. The SBA provides information on how to stay software legal. Funding is also provided by PC Connection and Mac Connection and by Byte Magazine and Bix.

1772
02:05:02,040 --> 02:05:19,040
Look, this begins with the fucking lights dimmed. Quality stuff. And we're just 1990 here. We're used to seeing some of our most favorite episodes of the Computer Chronicles have come from 1995 onwards. Maybe those few years between 1998.

1773
02:05:19,040 --> 02:05:33,100
1999 was the Cracker Jack. I wasn't expecting there to be such a good intro here. It's just probably going to be fucking amazing, this one. This potentially could be the best one yet.

1774
02:05:34,200 --> 02:05:45,960
Lembag, thank you very much. And 9ml Jill. NEC Turbo Thatch, thank you very much as well. I hope you're getting on well. Thank you very much for the tip. And of course, Silver Pixie 5. Let's have a look here.

1775
02:05:46,480 --> 02:05:47,520
Magazine and Bix.

1776
02:05:48,300 --> 02:05:50,200
Bix. Bix is after you.

1777
02:05:54,440 --> 02:05:55,280
Welcome to the...

1778
02:05:55,280 --> 02:05:58,200
How weird does that look? That long...

1779
02:05:58,200 --> 02:06:02,000
And then...

1780
02:06:02,000 --> 02:06:03,020
Welcome to the...

1781
02:06:03,020 --> 02:06:11,620
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Schiffey and with me this week is Paul Schindler.

1782
02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:17,200
And Paul, we're playing the original video game. This is Pong in its first commercial version called...

1783
02:06:17,200 --> 02:06:21,260
Look, he's playing Pong. Look at his hand. Look at Stuart's hand. He's playing Pong.

1784
02:06:22,000 --> 02:06:24,540
So there's, you know, there's a bit of concentration going.

1785
02:06:24,920 --> 02:06:31,400
So this is a really good display of Stuart Schiffey's presentational professionalism.

1786
02:06:31,620 --> 02:06:34,640
Because he can play the game as well as deliver the link.

1787
02:06:36,080 --> 02:06:38,940
And we've got Pong there on an old whatever the hell that is.

1788
02:06:39,000 --> 02:06:43,000
A Commodore, I'm not sure. And there's a Nintendo Entertainment System.

1789
02:06:43,320 --> 02:06:44,280
The original NES.

1790
02:06:44,800 --> 02:06:47,260
We're going to see that. Probably some Mario Brothers or something.

1791
02:06:48,520 --> 02:06:52,260
And we've got Paul Schindler here to present that.

1792
02:06:53,700 --> 02:06:57,600
Not a cool, young, trendy person that's engaging.

1793
02:06:57,600 --> 02:07:03,720
But another man roughly the same age as Stuart.

1794
02:07:03,880 --> 02:07:09,260
We're playing the original video game. This is Pong in its first commercial version called Odyssey.

1795
02:07:09,740 --> 02:07:11,500
And this goes back 14 years.

1796
02:07:11,640 --> 02:07:14,160
And this was what a video game console used to look like.

1797
02:07:14,160 --> 02:07:17,060
These are what the cartridges here used to look like.

1798
02:07:17,120 --> 02:07:20,020
They weren't very complicated. This was the old controller.

1799
02:07:20,800 --> 02:07:24,340
If you help me though, we're going to jump ahead 14 years.

1800
02:07:24,820 --> 02:07:27,760
And of course, this is Super Mario on Nintendo.

1801
02:07:28,180 --> 02:07:28,700
Video games.

1802
02:07:28,880 --> 02:07:30,840
Mario Brothers. Super Mario Brothers 3.

1803
02:07:31,880 --> 02:07:33,500
We've changed quite a bit, obviously.

1804
02:07:33,780 --> 02:07:39,500
The question when we talk about computer games and video games, I think for parents, Paul, is their concern that kids are addicted to this.

1805
02:07:39,880 --> 02:07:43,640
What is your view? Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? Or is there a good side to it?

1806
02:07:43,840 --> 02:07:47,300
Again, with the moralizing, the moralizing, pontificating.

1807
02:07:47,940 --> 02:07:50,660
We need to bring it back to the Northern Ireland system.

1808
02:07:52,260 --> 02:07:54,360
Stuart, a big man for the big questions.

1809
02:07:54,740 --> 02:08:00,160
Doesn't like to just glorify the graphical leap which is taking place.

1810
02:08:00,220 --> 02:08:03,160
He wants to also get to the depth of the issue here.

1811
02:08:03,940 --> 02:08:05,460
The addictive nature of these games.

1812
02:08:06,120 --> 02:08:08,280
He does go on about the violence as well.

1813
02:08:08,380 --> 02:08:12,220
But was there even violence in these early iterations of video games?

1814
02:08:12,340 --> 02:08:14,520
In the 1990s, did they have blood and guts?

1815
02:08:14,780 --> 02:08:17,680
Was it well rendered enough to even be considered violent?

1816
02:08:18,100 --> 02:08:19,280
Probably just looked cack.

1817
02:08:19,800 --> 02:08:21,400
I think there's a little of both, Stuart.

1818
02:08:21,500 --> 02:08:24,860
I think like all good things, video games should be taken in moderation.

1819
02:08:25,360 --> 02:08:27,080
I have a nine-year-old and a six-year-old.

1820
02:08:27,080 --> 02:08:29,700
And I strictly limit their daily game playing time.

1821
02:08:29,980 --> 02:08:31,640
Now, we don't happen to have a video game system.

1822
02:08:31,820 --> 02:08:34,860
So they play games on the PC and on the Macintosh.

1823
02:08:35,000 --> 02:08:37,680
That happens to be my preference because I think it builds familiarity

1824
02:08:37,680 --> 02:08:40,400
with the way the system operates and with the keyboard.

1825
02:08:40,920 --> 02:08:41,920
However, this isn't...

1826
02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:43,520
Is he speaking too loud there?

1827
02:08:43,660 --> 02:08:44,960
Is your man speaking too loud?

1828
02:08:47,640 --> 02:08:49,320
Before I carry on.

1829
02:08:49,340 --> 02:08:50,920
I think it's grand, but that's me.

1830
02:08:52,600 --> 02:08:53,240
Sounds good.

1831
02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:53,780
Great stuff.

1832
02:08:53,840 --> 02:08:54,040
Thank you.

1833
02:08:54,100 --> 02:08:56,760
To say that I think video game systems are necessarily bad

1834
02:08:56,760 --> 02:08:59,600
because you're still working at the human-machine interface.

1835
02:08:59,600 --> 02:09:00,980
developing comfort.

1836
02:09:01,160 --> 02:09:03,140
And some people even say developing reflexes.

1837
02:09:03,220 --> 02:09:03,320
Right.

1838
02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:03,900
All right.

1839
02:09:03,920 --> 02:09:05,860
Well, we're going to take a look at the latest tech...

1840
02:09:05,860 --> 02:09:07,180
That was fast, wasn't it?

1841
02:09:07,240 --> 02:09:08,320
There was no...

1842
02:09:08,320 --> 02:09:11,160
There was no debate about Schindler's list there.

1843
02:09:11,320 --> 02:09:11,700
Knowledge...

1844
02:09:11,700 --> 02:09:12,660
It was just...

1845
02:09:12,660 --> 02:09:13,120
Gene...

1846
02:09:13,120 --> 02:09:13,820
And some people...

1847
02:09:13,820 --> 02:09:15,480
What he said was the gospel.

1848
02:09:16,120 --> 02:09:19,400
And look at the little smile Schindler pops at the end of this.

1849
02:09:19,920 --> 02:09:20,920
A smile that says,

1850
02:09:20,920 --> 02:09:22,480
I've said my piece,

1851
02:09:23,060 --> 02:09:24,380
and that's all that matters.

1852
02:09:24,580 --> 02:09:26,540
Still working at the human-machine interface,

1853
02:09:26,920 --> 02:09:27,860
developing comfort,

1854
02:09:28,020 --> 02:09:30,000
and some people even say developing reflexes.

1855
02:09:30,000 --> 02:09:30,180
Right.

1856
02:09:33,440 --> 02:09:34,420
Tonight's at nine.

1857
02:09:34,780 --> 02:09:35,260
Schindler.

1858
02:09:36,400 --> 02:09:37,380
Schindler's gist.

1859
02:09:40,020 --> 02:09:41,720
Tonight at nine on primetime.

1860
02:09:41,840 --> 02:09:43,240
We need to get the drone music.

1861
02:09:43,420 --> 02:09:44,460
It's a done joke.

1862
02:09:44,520 --> 02:09:45,700
We've done it a thousand times.

1863
02:09:45,860 --> 02:09:48,380
It doesn't really lose its appeal to me.

1864
02:09:48,620 --> 02:09:51,080
I like to keep doing the same thing over and over again.

1865
02:09:51,640 --> 02:09:52,440
Ad nauseum.

1866
02:09:59,360 --> 02:10:01,740
I'm really sorry there, guys, about your ears.

1867
02:10:01,820 --> 02:10:03,220
That was a really heavy drone.

1868
02:10:03,740 --> 02:10:04,600
It's a real bad one.

1869
02:10:04,600 --> 02:10:06,280
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1870
02:10:06,280 --> 02:10:07,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1871
02:10:07,220 --> 02:10:08,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1872
02:10:08,220 --> 02:10:09,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1873
02:10:09,220 --> 02:10:10,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1874
02:10:10,220 --> 02:10:11,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1875
02:10:11,220 --> 02:10:12,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1876
02:10:12,220 --> 02:10:13,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1877
02:10:13,220 --> 02:10:14,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1878
02:10:14,220 --> 02:10:15,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1879
02:10:15,220 --> 02:10:16,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1880
02:10:16,220 --> 02:10:17,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1881
02:10:17,220 --> 02:10:18,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1882
02:10:18,220 --> 02:10:19,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1883
02:10:19,220 --> 02:10:19,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1884
02:10:19,220 --> 02:10:20,220
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1885
02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:24,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1886
02:10:24,840 --> 02:10:28,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1887
02:10:28,840 --> 02:10:29,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1888
02:10:29,840 --> 02:10:31,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1889
02:10:31,840 --> 02:10:33,740
Tonight at 9 on Dispatchers.

1890
02:10:33,740 --> 02:10:35,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1891
02:10:35,840 --> 02:10:36,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1892
02:10:36,840 --> 02:10:37,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1893
02:10:37,840 --> 02:10:38,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1894
02:10:38,840 --> 02:10:40,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1895
02:10:40,840 --> 02:10:42,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1896
02:10:42,840 --> 02:10:43,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1897
02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:44,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1898
02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:45,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1899
02:10:45,840 --> 02:10:46,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1900
02:10:46,840 --> 02:10:47,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1901
02:10:47,840 --> 02:10:48,840
I like to keep doing the same thing over again.

1902
02:10:48,840 --> 02:10:53,840
Tonight at 9 on 4, Shafay, the computer man.

1903
02:10:53,840 --> 02:10:54,840
He was the man.

1904
02:10:54,840 --> 02:10:57,840
He was the face of Silicon Valley for over 20 years.

1905
02:10:57,840 --> 02:11:05,840
I took here, sorry, we just need to move on.

1906
02:11:05,840 --> 02:11:09,840
Video and computer games, both hardware and software.

1907
02:11:09,840 --> 02:11:13,840
We'll look at the new Nintendo competitors in the video game console market, NEC's Turbo

1908
02:11:13,840 --> 02:11:15,840
Graphics and Sega's Genesis.

1909
02:11:15,840 --> 02:11:16,840
Yes.

1910
02:11:16,840 --> 02:11:25,840
of computer games on a CD-ROM. Yes. Yes. Unless you think this computer game business is just for kicks, Nintendo now holds a kind of National Olympics for players...

1911
02:11:25,840 --> 02:11:35,840
Connor, clear, thank you very much again for yet another tip. And I see you've tipped again for another one. That's just very, very, very, very kind of you, Connor.

1912
02:11:35,840 --> 02:11:53,720
And I just hope to God that when we play your tune that you want me to play, that the chat doesn't turn on you. Connor, thank you very much again. It's come to this. We're playing Connor's tune. He's got his stamp all over it.

1913
02:11:53,720 --> 02:12:20,720
Okay, it says that it's Connor clear here. All that she wants is an ace of base cover. Three minutes. Three minutes and 29 seconds, Connor. I don't think we're going to be able to...

1914
02:12:21,140 --> 02:12:25,140
Look, we're just going to try it. We'll play it. We'll see how far we can go with it.

1915
02:12:43,140 --> 02:12:50,140
Initially, initial impressions are you like the album The Holy Bible by the Manic Street Preachers,

1916
02:12:50,140 --> 02:12:54,640
which has like that kind of stuff over the beginning of the intro,

1917
02:12:54,780 --> 02:12:58,700
like American radio or TV broadcasts over it.

1918
02:12:59,160 --> 02:13:00,180
We'll keep listening anyway.

1919
02:13:00,180 --> 02:13:30,160
We'll see you next time.

1920
02:13:30,160 --> 02:13:37,280
Right. Well, listen, Connor, it's fucking sound enough anyway.

1921
02:13:37,420 --> 02:13:38,640
Thanks very much for the tips.

1922
02:13:41,620 --> 02:13:42,380
Cheers, Connor.

1923
02:13:42,980 --> 02:13:44,560
Tetris, Super Mario, etc.

1924
02:13:44,840 --> 02:13:48,800
We're going to start out with a visit to the Western Regional Nintendo Finals

1925
02:13:48,800 --> 02:13:50,820
held recently here in Oakland, California.

1926
02:13:53,480 --> 02:13:57,120
It was a dream come true for diehard Nintendo fans.

1927
02:13:57,120 --> 02:14:00,920
Over 10,000 of them packed the open Coliseum when the Nintendo World Championships...

1928
02:14:00,920 --> 02:14:03,840
Look at this here. This is like a video games competition,

1929
02:14:04,060 --> 02:14:07,360
like a big competition they had in an auditorium.

1930
02:14:07,440 --> 02:14:10,860
...ships rolled in as part of a nine-month traveling extravaganza.

1931
02:14:11,120 --> 02:14:13,660
The Nintendo World Championships, its first year out,

1932
02:14:13,720 --> 02:14:17,260
was really an idea that's been conceptualized about two years ago,

1933
02:14:17,620 --> 02:14:20,320
brought out by demand of the players themselves,

1934
02:14:20,380 --> 02:14:21,900
who seem to be socially interactive.

1935
02:14:22,000 --> 02:14:24,840
They want to know who the best are they're playing against with their families,

1936
02:14:24,840 --> 02:14:31,280
with their peers, their friends. This is a way to bring Nintendo out of the house and into a show,

1937
02:14:31,440 --> 02:14:34,040
and really give those kids the spotlight that they deserve.

1938
02:14:34,560 --> 02:14:40,980
The players were divided into three age groups and competed in Super Mario Brothers, Tetris, and Rad Racer.

1939
02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:45,460
The winner with the highest combined score earned a spot in the finals in Hollywood,

1940
02:14:45,880 --> 02:14:54,380
and perhaps a shot at electronic stardom. The three-day event also featured a power walk that highlighted brand new Nintendo games not yet on the market.

1941
02:14:54,980 --> 02:14:59,400
Game counselors were also on hand to give tips to kids on improving their game skills.

1942
02:14:59,940 --> 02:15:03,160
Such innovative marketing has helped keep Nintendo on top.

1943
02:15:03,160 --> 02:15:07,680
The keys of the success to Nintendo is the fact that they're always ahead of it.

1944
02:15:07,680 --> 02:15:11,980
Sorry now, someone's saying, everyone's giving out their saying all the best, Connor.

1945
02:15:12,380 --> 02:15:19,320
Look, you can't fucking just come in here and force me to play your own stuff.

1946
02:15:19,880 --> 02:15:26,580
And that wasn't me having a go. I was having a great time watching Computer Chronicles.

1947
02:15:28,620 --> 02:15:33,980
Imagine watching Computer Chronicles with Stuart Shaffey and having a good old laugh just trying to get into it.

1948
02:15:34,060 --> 02:15:37,860
We've hit a stride here, only four minutes in, about video games consoles.

1949
02:15:41,280 --> 02:15:43,560
And then someone's telling you to play their song.

1950
02:15:44,080 --> 02:15:47,020
And not only that, they're fucking bribing you.

1951
02:15:47,460 --> 02:15:50,900
And it's like, you have to do it because I've paid you the money, man.

1952
02:15:53,620 --> 02:15:55,520
Look, we'll fucking play it if you want.

1953
02:15:56,420 --> 02:15:57,600
That's the way it is.

1954
02:15:58,500 --> 02:15:59,140
We'll play it.

1955
02:16:01,600 --> 02:16:03,220
People saying they want to get to the chorus.

1956
02:16:03,360 --> 02:16:04,500
You can fucking listen to your chorus.

1957
02:16:04,600 --> 02:16:05,680
Listen to it. We'll see.

1958
02:16:05,680 --> 02:16:05,680
We'll see.

1959
02:16:05,680 --> 02:16:13,060
Open up her eyes and thought, oh, what a morning.

1960
02:16:14,100 --> 02:16:16,300
It's not a day for work.

1961
02:16:17,120 --> 02:16:19,080
It's a day for a kitchen.

1962
02:16:21,080 --> 02:16:25,000
Laying on the beach and having fun.

1963
02:16:25,800 --> 02:16:27,620
She's going to get you.

1964
02:16:27,620 --> 02:16:32,040
All that she wants is another baby.

1965
02:16:32,680 --> 02:16:34,300
She's gone tomorrow.

1966
02:16:34,300 --> 02:16:38,860
All that she wants is another baby.

1967
02:16:41,720 --> 02:16:45,740
All that she wants is another baby.

1968
02:16:46,400 --> 02:16:48,040
She's gone tomorrow.

1969
02:16:48,720 --> 02:16:52,600
All that she wants is another baby.

1970
02:16:52,600 --> 02:16:53,440
Yeah.

1971
02:16:53,440 --> 02:17:12,060
Inside in the day is right.

1972
02:17:12,060 --> 02:17:13,060
She's a hunter.

1973
02:17:13,060 --> 02:17:15,320
You're the fox.

1974
02:17:15,320 --> 02:17:18,940
The gentle voice that talks to you.

1975
02:17:18,940 --> 02:17:21,600
Won't last forever.

1976
02:17:22,740 --> 02:17:25,160
It's a night of passion.

1977
02:17:25,160 --> 02:17:25,160
It's a night of passion.

1978
02:17:25,160 --> 02:17:28,560
But tomorrow it means goodbye.

1979
02:17:29,220 --> 02:17:34,120
Beware of daddy's flashing in the lies.

1980
02:17:34,120 --> 02:17:36,400
She's come to get you.

1981
02:17:36,660 --> 02:17:40,600
All that she wants is another baby.

1982
02:17:41,240 --> 02:17:42,960
She's gone tomorrow.

1983
02:17:43,480 --> 02:17:47,320
All that she wants is another baby.

1984
02:17:47,780 --> 02:17:49,640
Still another minute and 15 seconds.

1985
02:17:59,640 --> 02:18:00,560
Back in a minute.

1986
02:18:00,560 --> 02:18:00,720
Yes.

1987
02:18:00,880 --> 02:18:04,880
Is another baby, yeah.

1988
02:18:16,880 --> 02:18:18,880
She's got to kill you.

1989
02:18:18,880 --> 02:18:23,880
All that she wants is another baby.

1990
02:18:23,880 --> 02:18:25,880
She's got tomorrow.

1991
02:18:25,880 --> 02:18:29,880
All that she wants is another baby.

1992
02:18:29,880 --> 02:18:32,880
Yeah.

1993
02:18:32,880 --> 02:18:36,880
All that she wants is another baby.

1994
02:18:36,880 --> 02:18:39,880
She's got tomorrow.

1995
02:18:39,880 --> 02:18:43,880
All that she wants is another baby.

1996
02:18:43,880 --> 02:18:45,880
Yeah.

1997
02:18:45,880 --> 02:19:04,000
Well, there it was, everyone.

1998
02:19:04,200 --> 02:19:07,480
Connor's song, which there's more.

1999
02:19:07,900 --> 02:19:09,100
It goes into more.

2000
02:19:09,220 --> 02:19:10,400
It auto plays more.

2001
02:19:10,580 --> 02:19:12,820
If you want more of that, you can get it.

2002
02:19:12,820 --> 02:19:14,580
It's called Connor Clear.

2003
02:19:14,860 --> 02:19:17,920
Might as well just put it up on the screen after all that.

2004
02:19:20,920 --> 02:19:21,600
Copy that.

2005
02:19:21,680 --> 02:19:22,040
Sorry there.

2006
02:19:22,140 --> 02:19:22,800
No, I'll copy this.

2007
02:19:22,860 --> 02:19:24,080
I'll copy this fucking link.

2008
02:19:25,560 --> 02:19:26,000
There.

2009
02:19:26,200 --> 02:19:27,060
I'll put that up here.

2010
02:19:27,600 --> 02:19:29,480
Get rid of Computer Chronicles.

2011
02:19:29,620 --> 02:19:30,780
We'll put this on the screen.

2012
02:19:31,700 --> 02:19:32,520
Paste and go.

2013
02:19:34,300 --> 02:19:36,300
It was done three years ago.

2014
02:19:38,100 --> 02:19:38,380
Do you know?

2015
02:19:38,820 --> 02:19:40,100
N-I-M.

2016
02:19:41,240 --> 02:19:42,360
It's Connor's thing.

2017
02:19:43,500 --> 02:20:04,340
Look, Connor, I, if this is you, if this really is you, I feel as though, though I have, maybe what my reaction was, you might have been expecting me to dance and have a laugh and just be like, yeah, it's fucking great, man.

2018
02:20:04,340 --> 02:20:05,340
Ace of bass covers.

2019
02:20:05,340 --> 02:20:05,380
Ace of bass covers.

2020
02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:08,960
Oh, man, I fucking did a full rock version of Ace of bass.

2021
02:20:09,480 --> 02:20:12,080
It was like something you'd hear in fibbers.

2022
02:20:13,000 --> 02:20:14,340
Maybe you're expecting that.

2023
02:20:16,080 --> 02:20:19,260
And maybe, maybe that's what I should be doing.

2024
02:20:19,560 --> 02:20:19,760
Do you know?

2025
02:20:19,820 --> 02:20:26,560
I should be radiating positivity and being really all fucking smiles about everything.

2026
02:20:27,240 --> 02:20:33,020
But I mean, Shafé, like, you're up against Shafé.

2027
02:20:33,140 --> 02:20:35,100
You're going toe to toe with Stuart Shafé.

2028
02:20:35,520 --> 02:20:38,160
Did you see how happy I was when I said Game Boy?

2029
02:20:38,880 --> 02:20:39,360
Do you know what I mean?

2030
02:20:40,400 --> 02:20:44,700
We've just seen a clip of Stuart Shafé saying it's hard to find a 10-year-old boy.

2031
02:20:45,080 --> 02:20:53,600
And then with enough space after that between that sentence and who doesn't play video games for it to be funny.

2032
02:20:53,860 --> 02:20:55,800
And then we go up against it with this.

2033
02:20:56,220 --> 02:20:57,280
It's not going to work.

2034
02:20:57,900 --> 02:21:00,480
But I feel as though I've been bribed.

2035
02:21:01,900 --> 02:21:02,560
Will I?

2036
02:21:02,860 --> 02:21:03,640
I don't know.

2037
02:21:06,600 --> 02:21:07,160
Fuck it.

2038
02:21:09,740 --> 02:21:10,320
Fuck it.

2039
02:21:10,620 --> 02:21:11,460
We'll get back to it.

2040
02:21:11,660 --> 02:21:12,700
We won't dwell on it anyway.

2041
02:21:13,300 --> 02:21:14,340
The promotion is there.

2042
02:21:14,440 --> 02:21:19,580
If you want to listen to that, it's an all-that-she-wants Ace of bass cover done in rock style.

2043
02:21:21,520 --> 02:21:24,380
If you like that kind of thing, it's all there.

2044
02:21:25,700 --> 02:21:27,280
And thank you very much, Connor.

2045
02:21:27,380 --> 02:21:27,940
Clear luck.

2046
02:21:30,420 --> 02:21:33,000
We'll fucking put that behind us now, Connor, okay?

2047
02:21:35,680 --> 02:21:38,060
We'll put that behind us and we'll get on with things.

2048
02:21:42,020 --> 02:21:44,260
No fucking, no badness, alright?

2049
02:21:47,000 --> 02:21:48,160
No badness, Connor.

2050
02:21:49,980 --> 02:21:50,420
Shafé.

2051
02:21:50,940 --> 02:21:54,980
Look, Terry, you were going up against a man called Terry Lee Turok.

2052
02:21:57,400 --> 02:22:06,060
It was really an idea that's been conceptualized about two years ago, brought out by demand of the players themselves, who seem to be socially interactive.

2053
02:22:06,160 --> 02:22:07,480
They want to know who the best are.

2054
02:22:07,580 --> 02:22:10,660
They're playing against with their families, with their peers, their friends.

2055
02:22:10,860 --> 02:22:18,220
This is a way to bring Nintendo out of the house and into a show and really give those kids a spotlight that they deserve.

2056
02:22:18,560 --> 02:22:25,140
The players were divided into three age groups and competed in Super Mario Brothers, Tetris and Rad Racer.

2057
02:22:27,020 --> 02:22:32,640
I feel like the fucking vibe has been harsh now and I need to get fucking souped up.

2058
02:22:33,180 --> 02:22:34,660
I need to get souped up again.

2059
02:22:35,160 --> 02:22:36,800
I was on a roll there with Shafé.

2060
02:22:38,800 --> 02:22:42,580
Come on.

2061
02:22:45,260 --> 02:22:45,520
Come on.

2062
02:22:47,260 --> 02:22:49,240
I just want to see the intro from Shafé again.

2063
02:22:49,240 --> 02:22:50,540
We'll see the intro from Shafé.

2064
02:22:55,720 --> 02:23:00,680
Here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school.

2065
02:23:01,180 --> 02:23:04,400
But what will these kids do for fun when they get home this afternoon?

2066
02:23:04,520 --> 02:23:04,900
I don't know.

2067
02:23:04,900 --> 02:23:09,360
Odds are they'll go inside to play with one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy.

2068
02:23:09,480 --> 02:23:10,140
Game Boy.

2069
02:23:10,140 --> 02:23:11,600
Or an AC Turbo Express.

2070
02:23:11,940 --> 02:23:15,920
It's hard to find a 10-year-old boy who doesn't love to play video games.

2071
02:23:16,340 --> 02:23:23,480
Today we'll take a look at the fascination and the technology of computer games on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

2072
02:23:23,640 --> 02:23:27,140
Come on.

2073
02:23:28,640 --> 02:23:29,260
Come on.

2074
02:23:32,500 --> 02:23:37,920
The keys of the success to Nintendo is the fact that they're always ahead of the market.

2075
02:23:38,040 --> 02:23:42,840
In other words, they're always introducing new games from some of the hottest movies, some of the latest trends.

2076
02:23:43,540 --> 02:23:44,300
Connor Clear.

2077
02:23:44,460 --> 02:23:45,560
Thank you very much, Connor.

2078
02:23:45,620 --> 02:23:47,780
Again, you've just another tip now.

2079
02:23:47,900 --> 02:23:50,280
And you said I've just uploaded my song again.

2080
02:23:50,380 --> 02:23:51,160
There's another link.

2081
02:23:52,280 --> 02:23:52,980
I can't go.

2082
02:23:53,060 --> 02:23:53,620
I can't click.

2083
02:23:53,620 --> 02:23:57,600
And now it says video is unavailable.

2084
02:23:57,780 --> 02:23:58,260
It's private.

2085
02:23:59,260 --> 02:23:59,760
Go on.

2086
02:23:59,960 --> 02:24:00,780
Give it up, Connor.

2087
02:24:01,180 --> 02:24:02,180
Thanks very much, man.

2088
02:24:02,980 --> 02:24:05,200
Thanks for the fucking support, man.

2089
02:24:06,500 --> 02:24:07,380
Go on now.

2090
02:24:07,920 --> 02:24:09,620
Keeping one step ahead of everybody.

2091
02:24:10,220 --> 02:24:15,060
Figures from Nintendo show it expects to sell fewer units of its entertainment system this year.

2092
02:24:15,440 --> 02:24:21,480
But by the year end, Nintendo also expects to have a place in nearly 30% of all U.S. households.

2093
02:24:21,660 --> 02:24:27,300
The company's success clearly lies in churning out the popular software titles to run on those machines.

2094
02:24:27,300 --> 02:24:33,340
I think the success of Nintendo will go on forever.

2095
02:24:33,400 --> 02:24:47,540
Once you have the hardware, you have this choice of software. There's some over 450 games now, and with the Game Boy, there's some 700 games out there. So the choice will always continue once you have the game in your home.

2096
02:24:47,900 --> 02:24:50,540
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Kate McGargy.

2097
02:24:50,540 --> 02:25:02,480
I know that's funny. That's fucking funny. The big Luigi guy is very funny to me, and I know in my mind that's funny, but why am I... It's because of the Ace of Base cover.

2098
02:25:04,440 --> 02:25:06,020
Ah, fuck.

2099
02:25:09,600 --> 02:25:17,000
Look at him. Maybe if it had the ominous fucking drone music to it, it'd be funny. Let's have a look.

2100
02:25:18,860 --> 02:25:20,900
Maybe that's Stuart Shafee inside.

2101
02:25:21,060 --> 02:25:29,560
Over 450 games now, and with the Game Boy, there's some 700 games out there. So the choice will always continue once you have the game in your home.

2102
02:25:29,960 --> 02:25:31,340
Okay. Look at this.

2103
02:25:35,780 --> 02:25:40,220
The Mario Brothers on Channel 4 tonight at 9 on Dispatchers.

2104
02:25:41,700 --> 02:25:43,880
Luigi from Mario. Shoot.

2105
02:25:47,180 --> 02:25:52,300
He was the Mario Brother that played second fiddle.

2106
02:25:53,200 --> 02:25:53,680
Luigi.

2107
02:25:57,800 --> 02:25:58,920
Tonight at 9.

2108
02:25:59,640 --> 02:26:00,620
On Dispatchers.

2109
02:26:02,820 --> 02:26:03,140
Yeah.

2110
02:26:03,940 --> 02:26:09,540
And look, he's using it to gain access to kids in a fucking show.

2111
02:26:09,540 --> 02:26:13,900
Like, he's shaking that kid's hand a little bit too strong.

2112
02:26:14,580 --> 02:26:15,560
Ten-year-old...

2113
02:26:15,560 --> 02:26:17,640
Ten-year-old Game Boy, is it?

2114
02:26:19,000 --> 02:26:20,620
Tonight at 9 on Dispatchers.

2115
02:26:20,700 --> 02:26:21,240
Luigi.

2116
02:26:22,600 --> 02:26:24,880
We delve deep into the Mario Brother.

2117
02:26:27,500 --> 02:26:28,780
The Mario Brother.

2118
02:26:33,660 --> 02:26:36,000
The Mario Brother who what?

2119
02:26:36,720 --> 02:26:39,120
The pedo plumber.

2120
02:26:39,780 --> 02:26:41,200
Tonight on Dispatchers.

2121
02:26:41,300 --> 02:26:42,240
The pedo plumber.

2122
02:26:44,280 --> 02:26:44,680
Anyway.

2123
02:26:45,740 --> 02:26:46,020
Oh, yeah.

2124
02:26:46,120 --> 02:26:47,020
Have you heard this tune?

2125
02:26:47,020 --> 02:26:47,100
No.

2126
02:26:56,780 --> 02:26:59,880
Tonight at nine on Dispatch is Luigi.

2127
02:27:04,160 --> 02:27:06,480
The plumber who went too far.

2128
02:27:08,680 --> 02:27:10,720
Just need to put that out there.

2129
02:27:13,200 --> 02:27:15,340
Sean Quinn, thank you very much.

2130
02:27:15,340 --> 02:27:33,580
Have we done that?

2131
02:27:33,820 --> 02:27:38,220
Gamma, control is brightness.

2132
02:27:38,220 --> 02:27:51,860
Friends of Princess Peach and Toad, brother of Mario.

2133
02:27:53,240 --> 02:27:55,760
How far was Luigi willing to go?

2134
02:27:57,860 --> 02:28:01,800
To tarnish the name of a plumbing dynasty.

2135
02:28:05,160 --> 02:28:07,360
Nintendo shame, Luigi.

2136
02:28:07,360 --> 02:28:07,500
Luigi.

2137
02:28:15,100 --> 02:28:18,340
I'm trying to think what Super Mario Brothers names there were.

2138
02:28:19,800 --> 02:28:21,280
Looks like Frank McCourt.

2139
02:28:22,720 --> 02:28:24,900
We might have another good droner here.

2140
02:28:25,020 --> 02:28:26,100
Sean Quinn, thanks for the tip.

2141
02:28:26,240 --> 02:28:27,060
Here we have another droner.

2142
02:28:32,800 --> 02:28:34,100
Tonight's on Panorama.

2143
02:28:34,740 --> 02:28:35,220
Luigi.

2144
02:28:35,220 --> 02:28:35,360
Luigi.

2145
02:28:37,360 --> 02:28:37,840
Luigi.

2146
02:28:38,340 --> 02:28:42,840
The Mario brother who brought down a Nintendo dynasty.

2147
02:28:55,600 --> 02:28:56,540
Okay, we'll leave that.

2148
02:28:56,620 --> 02:28:57,180
Look at that.

2149
02:28:57,520 --> 02:28:59,820
Sim Earth and Defender of the Crown.

2150
02:29:00,140 --> 02:29:01,360
What the hell is that about?

2151
02:29:05,920 --> 02:29:06,760
And Default.

2152
02:29:06,880 --> 02:29:07,380
And there we go.

2153
02:29:07,480 --> 02:29:07,840
And Close.

2154
02:29:07,940 --> 02:29:08,620
And then we play that.

2155
02:29:08,800 --> 02:29:10,220
And I know what's happened here.

2156
02:29:10,620 --> 02:29:14,020
It wasn't the fucking song, the Ace of Bass cover that was...

2157
02:29:14,020 --> 02:29:16,400
It wasn't that it was bad or good.

2158
02:29:16,400 --> 02:29:17,220
It doesn't even matter.

2159
02:29:17,300 --> 02:29:18,160
Even if it was good.

2160
02:29:18,580 --> 02:29:19,520
Do you know what you've done?

2161
02:29:20,700 --> 02:29:25,280
All that happened was you took me out of the world of me having fun with this.

2162
02:29:26,880 --> 02:29:29,700
This is a very selfish pursuit here.

2163
02:29:30,260 --> 02:29:32,680
But I know that maybe you're following me and you're keeping up.

2164
02:29:32,900 --> 02:29:37,060
If I have to start following your stuff, then we're fucked.

2165
02:29:37,180 --> 02:29:38,020
The stream is fucked.

2166
02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:38,940
That's...

2167
02:29:38,940 --> 02:29:42,960
Luigi.

2168
02:29:43,500 --> 02:29:45,040
It's gonna get Luigi'd.

2169
02:29:55,040 --> 02:29:56,220
Computer game...

2170
02:29:56,220 --> 02:29:56,980
Do you know what I mean?

2171
02:29:57,060 --> 02:29:57,280
Look.

2172
02:29:57,400 --> 02:29:57,900
Look at that.

2173
02:30:00,680 --> 02:30:01,340
Look at this.

2174
02:30:02,000 --> 02:30:04,040
They're all staring at a blank screen.

2175
02:30:04,420 --> 02:30:05,660
There's nothing on that screen.

2176
02:30:05,800 --> 02:30:06,580
And then look at this.

2177
02:30:09,260 --> 02:30:09,780
Shafay.

2178
02:30:12,460 --> 02:30:12,900
Shafay.

2179
02:30:14,820 --> 02:30:19,460
Computer games can be educational and one good example is the newest game from

2180
02:30:19,460 --> 02:30:23,020
Maxis called Sim Earth and here to demonstrate the game is designer Fred

2181
02:30:23,020 --> 02:30:25,320
Haslam also with us to show us the latest...

2182
02:30:25,320 --> 02:30:28,320
Mullis alert! Mullis alert!

2183
02:30:28,320 --> 02:30:32,320
Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo!

2184
02:30:32,320 --> 02:30:33,320
Uh...

2185
02:30:33,320 --> 02:30:39,320
Business at the front. Action at the party time at the back. Mullis alert.

2186
02:30:39,320 --> 02:30:42,520
The latest wrinkle in game software on a CD-ROM is...

2187
02:30:42,520 --> 02:30:49,020
Fred Haslam also with us to show us the latest wrinkle in game software on a CD-ROM is Dave Reardon of Cinemaware.

2188
02:30:49,020 --> 02:30:53,520
The latest wrinkle in game software on a CD-ROM? What?

2189
02:30:53,520 --> 02:30:56,520
Fred, when you're designing a game like this how...

2190
02:30:56,520 --> 02:31:01,020
Schindler's back again with his fucking gist.

2191
02:31:01,020 --> 02:31:11,020
Was he not being... Was Schindler not someone being interviewed there 10 minutes ago? Now it seems as though Schindler is part of the interview... team.

2192
02:31:11,020 --> 02:31:13,520
He was the interviewee and now he's the interviewer.

2193
02:31:15,020 --> 02:31:17,520
He's gone from zero to hero.

2194
02:31:17,520 --> 02:31:21,520
He's now co-host just based on that last segment he was in.

2195
02:31:21,520 --> 02:31:23,020
How do you... How do you balance the...

2196
02:31:23,020 --> 02:31:24,020
...Cinemaware, Paul?

2197
02:31:24,020 --> 02:31:32,020
Fred, when you're designing a game like this how do you... How do you balance the entertainment values versus the education values?

2198
02:31:32,020 --> 02:31:33,520
In this game we...

2199
02:31:33,520 --> 02:31:37,520
...wrote something that we wanted to write that showed a lot of the basic principles of...

2200
02:31:37,520 --> 02:31:40,020
It's a lovely mullet and ear...

2201
02:31:40,020 --> 02:31:41,520
...pierced ear...

2202
02:31:41,520 --> 02:31:42,520
...earring combo.

2203
02:31:42,520 --> 02:31:46,020
Fred Haslam from Maxis.

2204
02:31:46,020 --> 02:31:49,020
And also look at this lovely...

2205
02:31:49,020 --> 02:31:52,520
...mull skin kind of bomber jacket he's wearing.

2206
02:31:52,520 --> 02:31:54,520
Could be Burberry if he's flashing the cash.

2207
02:31:55,020 --> 02:31:56,020
You never know.

2208
02:31:56,020 --> 02:31:56,020
These...

2209
02:31:56,020 --> 02:32:00,020
...these feckin' Silicon Valley lads probably minted at the time.

2210
02:32:00,020 --> 02:32:05,020
A mull skin on the exterior Burberry interior pattern design.

2211
02:32:05,020 --> 02:32:10,020
And then a zip at the fucking arm for any side arm action.

2212
02:32:10,020 --> 02:32:12,020
He can keep fags in there.

2213
02:32:12,020 --> 02:32:15,020
He can keep other bits and pieces.

2214
02:32:15,020 --> 02:32:16,020
Trading cards.

2215
02:32:17,020 --> 02:32:19,020
Whatever he wants he can keep in there.

2216
02:32:19,020 --> 02:32:21,020
Provided it fits in there.

2217
02:32:21,020 --> 02:32:22,020
A pocket knife.

2218
02:32:22,020 --> 02:32:24,020
If he wants to keep that in there he can.

2219
02:32:25,020 --> 02:32:26,020
No sideburn action.

2220
02:32:26,020 --> 02:32:27,020
Clean shaven.

2221
02:32:28,020 --> 02:32:29,020
Let's see what he has to say.

2222
02:32:29,020 --> 02:32:30,020
Fred Haslam.

2223
02:32:30,020 --> 02:32:33,020
We balanced the entertainment values versus the education values.

2224
02:32:34,020 --> 02:32:37,020
In this game we wrote something that we wanted to write.

2225
02:32:37,020 --> 02:32:41,020
That showed a lot of the basic principles of how the planet works.

2226
02:32:41,020 --> 02:32:44,020
And we hopefully made something that would keep people entertained in the process.

2227
02:32:45,020 --> 02:32:47,020
Alright, give us a look at Sim Earth here.

2228
02:32:47,020 --> 02:32:49,020
Many viewers are familiar with Sim City.

2229
02:32:49,020 --> 02:32:52,020
And I take it this is sort of the next evolution if you will from there.

2230
02:32:53,020 --> 02:32:54,020
Yeah, in some ways it is.

2231
02:32:54,020 --> 02:32:56,020
It has the same basic idea.

2232
02:32:56,020 --> 02:33:08,020
I do see a sure face face and it's like he kind of he put on the happiness, but then he kind of got a bit sickened with himself and made a face of disdain.

2233
02:33:08,020 --> 02:33:13,020
Maybe based on what he just after what he'd said he thought maybe what I just said there I can really take.

2234
02:33:13,020 --> 02:33:15,020
Look at look at the disdain there.

2235
02:33:15,020 --> 02:33:16,020
Look in his face.

2236
02:33:16,020 --> 02:33:18,020
Look, he screwed up his face at the end of it.

2237
02:33:18,020 --> 02:33:22,020
But before it he was he was kind of sending out happy vibes.

2238
02:33:23,020 --> 02:33:24,020
Positive vibes.

2239
02:33:24,020 --> 02:33:28,020
The kind of vibes I should I wanted to send to Conoclear, but I couldn't.

2240
02:33:28,020 --> 02:33:33,020
And this is the vibe I ended up sending to Conoclear was that face there that Stuart's making.

2241
02:33:33,020 --> 02:33:34,020
Let's have a look at this.

2242
02:33:34,020 --> 02:33:35,020
It's a lovely vibe.

2243
02:33:35,020 --> 02:33:37,020
Wait a bit of the city and I take it this is sort of the next.

2244
02:33:37,020 --> 02:33:39,020
Look, see the way he's smiling there.

2245
02:33:39,020 --> 02:33:41,020
That's the vibe I wanted to give to Conor.

2246
02:33:41,020 --> 02:33:44,020
And then look at the follow up vibe he gives.

2247
02:33:44,020 --> 02:33:45,020
It's an aftertaste.

2248
02:33:45,020 --> 02:33:47,020
It's a sour aftertaste.

2249
02:33:47,020 --> 02:33:49,020
Evolution if you will from there.

2250
02:33:49,020 --> 02:33:50,020
Yeah, in some ways it is.

2251
02:33:50,020 --> 02:33:51,020
It has the.

2252
02:33:51,020 --> 02:33:55,020
I hope you can see that because I get great amusement out of that.

2253
02:33:55,020 --> 02:33:58,020
Sort of the next evolution if you will from there.

2254
02:33:58,020 --> 02:33:59,020
Yeah, in some ways it is.

2255
02:33:59,020 --> 02:34:02,020
It has the same.

2256
02:34:02,020 --> 02:34:05,020
Sort of the next evolution if you will from there.

2257
02:34:05,020 --> 02:34:06,020
Yeah, in some ways it is.

2258
02:34:06,020 --> 02:34:07,020
It has.

2259
02:34:07,020 --> 02:34:10,020
Conor, if you're watching, if you're still watching.

2260
02:34:10,020 --> 02:34:13,020
I wanted in my heart of hearts the best intentions.

2261
02:34:13,020 --> 02:34:14,020
Good faith.

2262
02:34:14,020 --> 02:34:15,020
I wanted to give you this.

2263
02:34:15,020 --> 02:34:16,020
I take it this is sort of the next.

2264
02:34:16,020 --> 02:34:18,020
I wanted to give you that face.

2265
02:34:18,020 --> 02:34:19,020
But look at the face I ended up giving.

2266
02:34:19,020 --> 02:34:21,020
Evolution if you will from there.

2267
02:34:21,020 --> 02:34:23,020
Yeah, in some ways it is.

2268
02:34:23,020 --> 02:34:29,020
That's the one I gave you.

2269
02:34:29,020 --> 02:34:31,020
Thanks very much there.

2270
02:34:31,020 --> 02:34:35,020
Nikola Jankovic and Unbel Mullet.

2271
02:34:35,020 --> 02:34:36,020
Thank you very much.

2272
02:34:36,020 --> 02:34:38,020
I feel like the vibe is coming back now.

2273
02:34:38,020 --> 02:34:43,020
It has the same basic idea of a game without goals.

2274
02:34:43,020 --> 02:34:47,020
A game that you can pick your own directions.

2275
02:34:47,020 --> 02:34:53,020
Briefly this is the planet evolving and developing from its first molten core stage.

2276
02:34:53,020 --> 02:34:55,020
Not necessarily the planet Earth.

2277
02:34:55,020 --> 02:34:56,020
No, not necessarily planet Earth.

2278
02:34:56,020 --> 02:34:58,020
Although that is an option.

2279
02:34:58,020 --> 02:35:00,020
That scenario you can't play.

2280
02:35:00,020 --> 02:35:01,020
Sounds terrible.

2281
02:35:01,020 --> 02:35:06,020
So you can basically play this game from the creation of the planet if you will.

2282
02:35:06,020 --> 02:35:07,020
Yes, thank you.

2283
02:35:07,020 --> 02:35:08,020
Hey look, Gaia.

2284
02:35:08,020 --> 02:35:10,020
I was shying on about Gaia earlier on.

2285
02:35:10,020 --> 02:35:12,020
There's Gaia window there.

2286
02:35:12,020 --> 02:35:14,020
Something to do with the Earth.

2287
02:35:14,020 --> 02:35:15,020
Some shite like that.

2288
02:35:15,020 --> 02:35:17,020
Any buzzing, thank you very much.

2289
02:35:19,020 --> 02:35:22,020
I'm sorry for saying prick, thank you very much.

2290
02:35:22,020 --> 02:35:24,020
And Anguish Panda, thank you very much.

2291
02:35:24,020 --> 02:35:25,020
Exactly.

2292
02:35:25,020 --> 02:35:26,020
Okay.

2293
02:35:26,020 --> 02:35:29,020
Now, eventually oceans would form on that and then life would appear.

2294
02:35:29,020 --> 02:35:34,020
And this is the same planet a little bit later in the middle of the evolutionary stage.

2295
02:35:34,020 --> 02:35:42,020
And here's a representation of all the various vegetation on the planet.

2296
02:35:42,020 --> 02:35:47,020
Here's a representation of all the animals.

2297
02:35:47,020 --> 02:35:53,020
And you can jump in briefly over here and look at some of the different species that have evolved.

2298
02:35:53,020 --> 02:35:57,020
And we use a pretty standard evolutionary chart.

2299
02:35:57,020 --> 02:35:59,020
You know, what creatures come from what.

2300
02:35:59,020 --> 02:36:00,020
Dinosaurs come from reptiles.

2301
02:36:00,020 --> 02:36:02,020
Birds come from dinosaurs.

2302
02:36:02,020 --> 02:36:08,020
Okay, as you move ahead, I take it at any stage, I mean as a player you can mess around with the variables and change things and so on.

2303
02:36:08,020 --> 02:36:09,020
Yes, you can.

2304
02:36:09,020 --> 02:36:11,020
You can directly interact with the planet.

2305
02:36:11,020 --> 02:36:12,020
You could, for example--

2306
02:36:12,020 --> 02:36:18,020
He's going for the double handed mouse hold, which is something we rarely see in this day and age.

2307
02:36:18,020 --> 02:36:23,020
It's like Andre Agassi holding the tennis racket with two hands.

2308
02:36:23,020 --> 02:36:26,020
Or who else, whoever else used to do that technique as well.

2309
02:36:26,020 --> 02:36:30,020
This guy doesn't fuck around when it comes to the mouse.

2310
02:36:30,020 --> 02:36:32,020
He's a Burberry jacket mullet man.

2311
02:36:32,020 --> 02:36:35,020
He's gonna double mullet that mouse.

2312
02:36:35,020 --> 02:36:37,020
He's gonna double mouse it.

2313
02:36:37,020 --> 02:36:38,020
He's doubling up.

2314
02:36:38,020 --> 02:36:39,020
He's double bagging.

2315
02:36:41,020 --> 02:36:44,020
And look at the-- look at the form.

2316
02:36:44,020 --> 02:36:46,020
I wish I could get the form up here.

2317
02:36:46,020 --> 02:36:48,020
If you can see enough of me here.

2318
02:36:48,020 --> 02:36:50,020
The form is like--

2319
02:36:52,020 --> 02:36:54,020
You can't see my hand, but it's there.

2320
02:36:54,020 --> 02:36:55,020
I'll get that.

2321
02:37:03,020 --> 02:37:04,020
It's like that.

2322
02:37:04,020 --> 02:37:08,020
Quality form at a quality price.

2323
02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:11,020
And the price you're paying, zero.

2324
02:37:11,020 --> 02:37:14,020
For example, you can--

2325
02:37:14,020 --> 02:37:15,020
You can--

2326
02:37:15,020 --> 02:37:18,020
I mean, as player, you can mess around with the variables and change things and so on.

2327
02:37:18,020 --> 02:37:19,020
Yes, you can.

2328
02:37:19,020 --> 02:37:20,020
Mm-hmm.

2329
02:37:20,020 --> 02:37:21,020
Yes, you can.

2330
02:37:21,020 --> 02:37:22,020
Mm-hmm.

2331
02:37:22,020 --> 02:37:23,020
Yes, you can.

2332
02:37:23,020 --> 02:37:24,020
Mm-hmm.

2333
02:37:24,020 --> 02:37:25,020
Yes, you can.

2334
02:37:25,020 --> 02:37:27,020
Any stage, I mean, as player, you can mess around with the variables--

2335
02:37:27,020 --> 02:37:28,020
Mm-hmm.

2336
02:37:28,020 --> 02:37:29,020
-- variables and change things and so on.

2337
02:37:29,020 --> 02:37:30,020
Mm-hmm.

2338
02:37:30,020 --> 02:37:31,020
-- variables and change things and so on.

2339
02:37:31,020 --> 02:37:32,020
Yes, you can.

2340
02:37:32,020 --> 02:37:34,020
You can directly interact with the planet.

2341
02:37:34,020 --> 02:37:38,020
You could, for example, drop-- well, drop a meteor on something.

2342
02:37:38,020 --> 02:37:39,020
Mm-hmm.

2343
02:37:39,020 --> 02:37:41,020
Wow, you can directly interact--

2344
02:37:41,020 --> 02:37:42,020
Or, uh, put in a rainforest.

2345
02:37:42,020 --> 02:37:43,020
Wow.

2346
02:37:43,020 --> 02:37:44,020
Put in a rainforest.

2347
02:37:44,020 --> 02:37:47,020
Isn't the way he puts the--

2348
02:37:47,020 --> 02:37:48,020
Somewhere.

2349
02:37:48,020 --> 02:37:49,020
Meteor on something.

2350
02:37:49,020 --> 02:37:50,020
Mm-hmm.

2351
02:37:50,020 --> 02:37:52,020
Or, uh, put in a rainforest.

2352
02:37:52,020 --> 02:37:54,020
Put in a rainforest.

2353
02:37:54,020 --> 02:37:57,020
Put in a rainforest somewhere.

2354
02:37:57,020 --> 02:38:02,020
Conor Clear, thank you for your tip, Conor Clear.

2355
02:38:02,020 --> 02:38:04,020
Sorry, man, I didn't want to make you feel bad.

2356
02:38:04,020 --> 02:38:05,020
You didn't make me feel bad.

2357
02:38:05,020 --> 02:38:06,020
You're grand, man.

2358
02:38:06,020 --> 02:38:07,020
You just--

2359
02:38:07,020 --> 02:38:10,020
All you did was interrupt the fucking flow of the show, man.

2360
02:38:11,020 --> 02:38:12,020
But you're grand.

2361
02:38:13,020 --> 02:38:14,020
I'm only messing.

2362
02:38:14,020 --> 02:38:15,020
Thanks very much, Conor.

2363
02:38:15,020 --> 02:38:16,020
I knew you were always found.

2364
02:38:17,020 --> 02:38:18,020
I'm only--

2365
02:38:18,020 --> 02:38:20,020
I'm only fucking joking with you, man.

2366
02:38:20,020 --> 02:38:22,020
I'm only fucking joking with you, man.

2367
02:38:23,020 --> 02:38:24,020
I'm only schlagging you.

2368
02:38:25,020 --> 02:38:27,020
Uh, but I'll tell you what you can do, Conor.

2369
02:38:27,020 --> 02:38:28,020
You can build a--

2370
02:38:28,020 --> 02:38:29,020
Build a forest?

2371
02:38:29,020 --> 02:38:30,020
Somewhere.

2372
02:38:30,020 --> 02:38:31,020
Meteor on something.

2373
02:38:31,020 --> 02:38:32,020
Mm-hmm.

2374
02:38:32,020 --> 02:38:34,020
For example, drop--

2375
02:38:34,020 --> 02:38:36,020
Uh, well, drop a meteor on something.

2376
02:38:36,020 --> 02:38:37,020
Mm-hmm.

2377
02:38:37,020 --> 02:38:39,020
Or, uh, put in a rainforest.

2378
02:38:40,020 --> 02:38:41,020
Put in a rainforest?

2379
02:38:41,020 --> 02:38:42,020
Somewhere.

2380
02:38:42,020 --> 02:38:43,020
Yeah, I think it--

2381
02:38:43,020 --> 02:38:44,020
Somewhere.

2382
02:38:44,020 --> 02:38:47,020
Can you deal with some of the current environmental issues here?

2383
02:38:47,020 --> 02:38:48,020
Yes, we do.

2384
02:38:48,020 --> 02:38:50,020
Some of them, not all of them.

2385
02:38:50,020 --> 02:38:52,020
So when you put in a rainforest, uh, then the--

2386
02:38:53,020 --> 02:38:58,020
The planet itself and the life interact with that, and, uh, it either grows or shrinks depending

2387
02:38:58,020 --> 02:39:01,020
on what would actually happen under those circumstances.

2388
02:39:01,020 --> 02:39:02,020
That's right.

2389
02:39:02,020 --> 02:39:03,020
Yeah.

2390
02:39:03,020 --> 02:39:06,020
Look over here and find where the cities are located.

2391
02:39:06,020 --> 02:39:07,020
Oh, there they are.

2392
02:39:08,020 --> 02:39:11,020
And on this demonstration planet, uh, turns out people weren't the winners.

2393
02:39:11,020 --> 02:39:12,020
Is that right?

2394
02:39:12,020 --> 02:39:13,020
Yes, that's right.

2395
02:39:13,020 --> 02:39:16,020
The, uh, the reptiles became intelligent in this one.

2396
02:39:16,020 --> 02:39:17,020
Hmm.

2397
02:39:17,020 --> 02:39:21,020
One of the fun alternatives to try and do is to try and pick a-- a class of animal and make

2398
02:39:21,020 --> 02:39:22,020
that the intelligent life.

2399
02:39:22,020 --> 02:39:25,020
Insects, for example, is a very good one to try for.

2400
02:39:25,020 --> 02:39:29,020
Now, uh, this planet has developed using only biosolar and hydro energy.

2401
02:39:29,020 --> 02:39:31,020
Has never touched fossil fuels.

2402
02:39:31,020 --> 02:39:32,020
Oh.

2403
02:39:32,020 --> 02:39:35,020
And I'm going to give them free reign to use that right now and show you--

2404
02:39:35,020 --> 02:39:36,020
Guess what'll happen.

2405
02:39:36,020 --> 02:39:39,020
And show you kind of what happens to the planet.

2406
02:39:39,020 --> 02:39:45,020
Uh, so we're ticking off, uh, geologic time here now on a planet that just started using fossil fuels.

2407
02:39:45,020 --> 02:39:46,020
Right.

2408
02:39:46,020 --> 02:39:47,020
Actually, we're up to the point of--

2409
02:39:47,020 --> 02:39:48,020
Don't be a bit of bullying, man.

2410
02:39:48,020 --> 02:39:49,020
--tents of years.

2411
02:39:49,020 --> 02:39:50,020
And, uh, you can see the atmosphere--

2412
02:39:50,020 --> 02:39:52,020
Thank you very much there, lads, for the tip.

2413
02:39:52,020 --> 02:39:53,020
Atmospheric temperature.

2414
02:39:53,020 --> 02:39:54,020
Shirley Temple.

2415
02:39:54,020 --> 02:39:55,020
Shirley Temple.

2416
02:39:55,020 --> 02:39:58,020
Sock, sock, calda mink.

2417
02:39:59,020 --> 02:40:04,020
I want to say these words in case they end up fucking being bad, bad, boo-boo words.

2418
02:40:04,020 --> 02:40:06,020
Fargo Boyle, thank you very much.

2419
02:40:06,020 --> 02:40:07,020
It's only a bit of bullying.

2420
02:40:07,020 --> 02:40:08,020
Connor Cleo, Shirley.

2421
02:40:08,020 --> 02:40:09,020
Sookka.

2422
02:40:09,020 --> 02:40:10,020
Dat Mullet Man.

2423
02:40:10,020 --> 02:40:11,020
And Anguished Panda.

2424
02:40:11,020 --> 02:40:12,020
Thank you very much.

2425
02:40:12,020 --> 02:40:15,020
And as you watch, it'll slowly increase.

2426
02:40:15,020 --> 02:40:17,020
And, uh, this will have a--

2427
02:40:17,020 --> 02:40:18,020
What's going on?

2428
02:40:18,020 --> 02:40:19,020
Like, what's going on?

2429
02:40:19,020 --> 02:40:21,020
How are they even arsed about this?

2430
02:40:21,020 --> 02:40:23,020
It's going on for a long time.

2431
02:40:23,020 --> 02:40:24,020
The dramatic effect--

2432
02:40:24,020 --> 02:40:26,020
I don't know what's going on.

2433
02:40:26,020 --> 02:40:27,020
Is he burning the earth up?

2434
02:40:27,020 --> 02:40:33,020
He's showing what happens if you mess with the globe of the world and then you let the reptiles take over, is it?

2435
02:40:33,020 --> 02:40:34,020
Looks terrible.

2436
02:40:34,020 --> 02:40:36,020
Looks absolutely fucking rubbish.

2437
02:40:36,020 --> 02:40:40,020
On the vegetation, the yellow is desert.

2438
02:40:40,020 --> 02:40:41,020
A little greenhouse, a little desert.

2439
02:40:41,020 --> 02:40:42,020
Yes.

2440
02:40:42,020 --> 02:40:43,020
A little greenhouse.

2441
02:40:43,020 --> 02:40:44,020
The desert will start to grow.

2442
02:40:44,020 --> 02:40:46,020
As I said, games can be educational.

2443
02:40:46,020 --> 02:40:52,020
We want to turn over to David now and take a look at your newest thing from Cinemaware and explain what the hardware is so we know what we're looking at.

2444
02:40:52,020 --> 02:40:56,020
Well, we're looking at a standard PC with a CD-ROM drive attached to it.

2445
02:40:56,020 --> 02:40:57,020
Sweet.

2446
02:40:57,020 --> 02:41:00,020
The first thing we're looking at the standalone CD-ROM drive or in some of the new computers that actually include the drive.

2447
02:41:00,020 --> 02:41:03,020
Okay, let's take a look at the game you're going to show us here.

2448
02:41:03,020 --> 02:41:07,020
Okay, the first thing we're going to see here is the title screen.

2449
02:41:07,020 --> 02:41:08,020
This is Defender of the Crown.

2450
02:41:08,020 --> 02:41:09,020
This is our Robin Hood story.

2451
02:41:09,020 --> 02:41:10,020
Right.

2452
02:41:10,020 --> 02:41:11,020
A Cinemaware--

2453
02:41:11,020 --> 02:41:12,020
Sweet.

2454
02:41:12,020 --> 02:41:13,020
Okay.

2455
02:41:13,020 --> 02:41:15,020
--and basically takes our favorite movies and makes interactive versions out of them.

2456
02:41:15,020 --> 02:41:16,020
Uh-huh.

2457
02:41:16,020 --> 02:41:18,020
In this particular one, you're trying to become the king of England.

2458
02:41:18,020 --> 02:41:19,020
Okay.

2459
02:41:19,020 --> 02:41:20,020
Now, the thing that you--

2460
02:41:20,020 --> 02:41:21,020
Joey Diaz, sweet.

2461
02:41:21,020 --> 02:41:22,020
Thanks so much.

2462
02:41:22,020 --> 02:41:25,020
Well, see first is-- and here first really is that this is a full orchestral screen.

2463
02:41:25,020 --> 02:41:27,020
Defender of the Crown CD-ROM.

2464
02:41:27,020 --> 02:41:29,020
Compact disc.

2465
02:41:29,020 --> 02:41:31,020
Read only media.

2466
02:41:31,020 --> 02:41:32,020
Amazing stuff.

2467
02:41:32,020 --> 02:41:34,020
They even put that into the title.

2468
02:41:34,020 --> 02:41:37,020
The format of which the fucking game was on.

2469
02:41:37,020 --> 02:41:38,020
They decided that--

2470
02:41:38,020 --> 02:41:40,020
The format of the game--

2471
02:41:40,020 --> 02:41:42,020
That the game was on was so--

2472
02:41:42,020 --> 02:41:44,020
It had such a wow factor.

2473
02:41:44,020 --> 02:41:49,020
They decided to design that, put that into the graphical design bit of the game.

2474
02:41:49,020 --> 02:41:51,020
The beginning of the title.

2475
02:41:52,020 --> 02:41:54,020
Easily impressed times these were.

2476
02:41:54,020 --> 02:41:56,020
--Gore coming off of the CD-ROM.

2477
02:41:56,020 --> 02:41:59,020
We went back and actually orchestrated the whole thing for this version.

2478
02:41:59,020 --> 02:42:01,020
And the music is quite spectacular.

2479
02:42:01,020 --> 02:42:02,020
The music is terrible.

2480
02:42:02,020 --> 02:42:03,020
I don't know if you can hear that there.

2481
02:42:03,020 --> 02:42:04,020
It's terrible.

2482
02:42:04,020 --> 02:42:07,020
Your man's after saying the music is quite spectacular.

2483
02:42:07,020 --> 02:42:10,020
I don't know what kind of music he's been listening to.

2484
02:42:10,020 --> 02:42:13,020
But it's definitely not any of the classics.

2485
02:42:13,020 --> 02:42:18,020
That Mozart, Beethoven, Handel, or even any of the modern music that comes out.

2486
02:42:18,020 --> 02:42:20,020
Or even was out in 1990.

2487
02:42:20,020 --> 02:42:26,020
The music that he's referring to as spectacular is sub-par.

2488
02:42:26,020 --> 02:42:29,020
I'll be back and actually orchestrated the whole thing for this version.

2489
02:42:29,020 --> 02:42:31,020
And the music is quite spectacular.

2490
02:42:31,020 --> 02:42:33,020
I'll just click through this quickly now.

2491
02:42:33,020 --> 02:42:34,020
Yeah, I'm glad you did.

2492
02:42:34,020 --> 02:42:37,020
Now you get to choose to be one of these four knights if I can get the mouse up.

2493
02:42:37,020 --> 02:42:39,020
Four knights he can choose to be here.

2494
02:42:39,020 --> 02:42:41,020
We'll get a little look at the names here.

2495
02:42:41,020 --> 02:42:43,020
Wilfred of Levin, Ivanhoe.

2496
02:42:43,020 --> 02:42:48,020
He has good leadership, great jousting, and his swordplay is average.

2497
02:42:48,020 --> 02:42:55,020
He could choose Cedric of Rotherwood, who has strong leadership, good jousting, and average swordplay.

2498
02:42:55,020 --> 02:43:00,020
Or he could choose either Geoffrey Longsword, who's average, average, strong.

2499
02:43:00,020 --> 02:43:10,020
Finally, Wolfrich the Wild, the bottom right there, who shows average leadership and strong jousting, and average swordplay.

2500
02:43:10,020 --> 02:43:11,020
And then he will respond.

2501
02:43:11,020 --> 02:43:15,020
My sword and lance shall bring the Norman dogs to heel.

2502
02:43:15,020 --> 02:43:17,020
That's also coming to see.

2503
02:43:17,020 --> 02:43:21,020
They're laughing there, trying to affect joyous laughter.

2504
02:43:21,020 --> 02:43:24,020
The kind of laughter and joy that I should have affected earlier on.

2505
02:43:24,020 --> 02:43:26,020
Because they're professionals.

2506
02:43:26,020 --> 02:43:27,020
I should have done that.

2507
02:43:27,020 --> 02:43:28,020
Couldn't do it though.

2508
02:43:28,020 --> 02:43:29,020
Couldn't go past.

2509
02:43:29,020 --> 02:43:32,020
Couldn't go past my own fucking feelings.

2510
02:43:32,020 --> 02:43:35,020
But these guys are in the biz.

2511
02:43:35,020 --> 02:43:38,020
That's, you have to fake it till you make it.

2512
02:43:38,020 --> 02:43:42,020
That's how you get onto a winner like the Computer Chronicles.

2513
02:43:42,020 --> 02:43:43,020
You make a series.

2514
02:43:43,020 --> 02:43:44,020
You get employed.

2515
02:43:46,020 --> 02:43:50,020
You get the voice of the character, which is really key to making it movie-like.

2516
02:43:50,020 --> 02:43:51,020
Now here's a little storytelling.

2517
02:43:51,020 --> 02:43:54,020
You are greeted by your old friend, Robin of Loxley.

2518
02:43:54,020 --> 02:43:57,020
Many years have passed since you served with Robin.

2519
02:43:57,020 --> 02:44:01,020
So there's our friend Robin, and he will come to our aid three times in our search to become the king.

2520
02:44:01,020 --> 02:44:04,020
Now you can form alliances and you can attack other castles and so on.

2521
02:44:04,020 --> 02:44:05,020
What about the action part here?

2522
02:44:05,020 --> 02:44:06,020
Well we're going to get to that right here.

2523
02:44:06,020 --> 02:44:07,020
Can we fight these guys?

2524
02:44:07,020 --> 02:44:08,020
Sure.

2525
02:44:08,020 --> 02:44:11,020
And there's old England and Wales there.

2526
02:44:11,020 --> 02:44:15,020
11:49, Wolfrich the Wild, leadership, jousting.

2527
02:44:15,020 --> 02:44:16,020
Soar play.

2528
02:44:16,020 --> 02:44:18,020
Income is three.

2529
02:44:18,020 --> 02:44:20,020
Treasure is seven.

2530
02:44:20,020 --> 02:44:21,020
Amazing stuff.

2531
02:44:21,020 --> 02:44:22,020
Really is.

2532
02:44:22,020 --> 02:44:25,020
I wonder how, where this is going to go and where it's leading to.

2533
02:44:25,020 --> 02:44:26,020
Now here's the map of England.

2534
02:44:26,020 --> 02:44:28,020
You see the existing castles.

2535
02:44:28,020 --> 02:44:29,020
You also see your resources.

2536
02:44:29,020 --> 02:44:31,020
And then I'm going to have some options here.

2537
02:44:31,020 --> 02:44:34,020
Now you can see I can hold a tournament, go raiding and so on.

2538
02:44:34,020 --> 02:44:38,020
So I think the first thing I do is I'll gather everybody and hold a tournament here.

2539
02:44:39,020 --> 02:44:42,020
So by picking up some of the video from the CD-ROM as well.

2540
02:44:42,020 --> 02:44:44,020
Well, all the computer code is on the CD-ROM.

2541
02:44:44,020 --> 02:44:45,020
That's correct.

2542
02:44:45,020 --> 02:44:46,020
Yeah.

2543
02:44:46,020 --> 02:44:53,020
And then you'll see the trumpeteers come in here with the big fanfare.

2544
02:44:53,020 --> 02:44:55,020
And I'm just going to click through this.

2545
02:44:55,020 --> 02:44:56,020
That's terrible.

2546
02:44:56,020 --> 02:44:57,020
Look at the lads.

2547
02:44:57,020 --> 02:44:59,020
Look at the nervous twitching from Shafé here.

2548
02:44:59,020 --> 02:45:04,020
You don't usually, you know Shafé is on the ropes when he starts fucking twitching with the hands.

2549
02:45:04,020 --> 02:45:09,020
Even he's struggling to maintain professional composure here during this.

2550
02:45:09,020 --> 02:45:12,020
He doesn't like, he doesn't have anything really to add to this.

2551
02:45:12,020 --> 02:45:14,020
And you'll see the trumpeteers come in here with the big fanfare.

2552
02:45:16,020 --> 02:45:18,020
There's a bit of a pen twist.

2553
02:45:19,020 --> 02:45:20,020
Schindler was moving.

2554
02:45:20,020 --> 02:45:23,020
Schindler was making more moves than Shafé.

2555
02:45:23,020 --> 02:45:27,020
Actually, we go back to that and just see Shafé's, Schindler's hands.

2556
02:45:27,020 --> 02:45:28,020
The ears come in here.

2557
02:45:28,020 --> 02:45:30,020
Check out Schindler's hands here.

2558
02:45:30,020 --> 02:45:31,020
With the big fanfare.

2559
02:45:31,020 --> 02:45:32,020
Look at that.

2560
02:45:32,020 --> 02:45:34,020
That finger just going up and down like that.

2561
02:45:34,020 --> 02:45:39,020
That's the finger of a man who is uncomfortable with what's going on.

2562
02:45:39,020 --> 02:45:41,020
And who can blame him?

2563
02:45:41,020 --> 02:45:47,020
He's been shown a series of crap images of Wilfrick the Great or something.

2564
02:45:47,020 --> 02:45:50,020
About swordplay and the men playing trumpets.

2565
02:45:51,020 --> 02:45:54,020
It's really, really, really confusing for a video game.

2566
02:45:54,020 --> 02:45:55,020
It doesn't make sense.

2567
02:45:55,020 --> 02:45:57,020
Just a series of images.

2568
02:45:57,020 --> 02:45:58,020
Look at that.

2569
02:45:58,020 --> 02:45:59,020
It's not even animated.

2570
02:45:59,020 --> 02:46:00,020
As in, it's not moving.

2571
02:46:00,020 --> 02:46:02,020
It's just a still image.

2572
02:46:02,020 --> 02:46:04,020
And I'm just going to click through this.

2573
02:46:04,020 --> 02:46:05,020
God knows.

2574
02:46:05,020 --> 02:46:08,020
All the money probably went into what we're about to see now.

2575
02:46:08,020 --> 02:46:10,020
After this blank screen.

2576
02:46:10,020 --> 02:46:13,020
All the money probably went into what we're about to see now.

2577
02:46:13,020 --> 02:46:15,020
The jousting segment of the game.

2578
02:46:15,020 --> 02:46:17,020
God help them.

2579
02:46:17,020 --> 02:46:18,020
So that we can get to the thing.

2580
02:46:18,020 --> 02:46:19,020
Now here we are.

2581
02:46:19,020 --> 02:46:23,020
Wilfrick the Wild bids all knights to attend the games of chivalry.

2582
02:46:23,020 --> 02:46:27,020
The day of the tournament finds the Lords of Ashby.

2583
02:46:27,020 --> 02:46:28,020
The game is a decent jouster.

2584
02:46:28,020 --> 02:46:29,020
The tournament begins.

2585
02:46:29,020 --> 02:46:30,020
Still no movement in the image.

2586
02:46:30,020 --> 02:46:32,020
Very, very, very low-fi scenario.

2587
02:46:32,020 --> 02:46:33,020
Bit of ripple on the flags.

2588
02:46:33,020 --> 02:46:34,020
The animation is a lot better than what we can do.

2589
02:46:34,020 --> 02:46:35,020
The animation is a lot better than what we can do.

2590
02:46:35,020 --> 02:46:36,020
It's better than what we can do.

2591
02:46:36,020 --> 02:46:37,020
He's saying it's better than what we can do.

2592
02:46:37,020 --> 02:46:41,020
He's actually trying to fucking big it up.

2593
02:46:41,020 --> 02:46:42,020
This is better than what they could do.

2594
02:46:42,020 --> 02:46:43,020
What they could do is bad and this is meant to be good.

2595
02:46:43,020 --> 02:46:44,020
We just have.

2596
02:46:44,020 --> 02:46:45,020
Select your next opponent.

2597
02:46:45,020 --> 02:46:46,020
Cedric of Rotherwood.

2598
02:46:46,020 --> 02:46:47,020
Wilfrid of Ivanhoe.

2599
02:46:47,020 --> 02:46:48,020
Reginald Front.

2600
02:46:48,020 --> 02:46:49,020
DeBoer.

2601
02:46:49,020 --> 02:46:50,020
The game is a bit of ripple on the flags.

2602
02:46:50,020 --> 02:46:51,020
Bit of ripple on the flags.

2603
02:46:51,020 --> 02:46:52,020
Bit of ripple on the flags.

2604
02:46:52,020 --> 02:46:53,020
Yeah, and the animation is a lot better than what we can do.

2605
02:46:53,020 --> 02:46:54,020
The animation is a lot better than what we can do.

2606
02:46:54,020 --> 02:46:55,020
It's better than what we can do.

2607
02:46:55,020 --> 02:46:56,020
It's better than what we can do.

2608
02:46:56,020 --> 02:46:57,020
It's better than what we can do.

2609
02:46:57,020 --> 02:46:58,020
He's saying it's better than what we can do.

2610
02:46:58,020 --> 02:46:59,020
He's saying it's better than what we can do.

2611
02:46:59,020 --> 02:47:00,020
He's actually trying to fucking big it up.

2612
02:47:00,020 --> 02:47:02,020
This is better than what they could do.

2613
02:47:02,020 --> 02:47:04,020
was bad and this is meant to be good.

2614
02:47:06,020 --> 02:47:07,020
We just have.

2615
02:47:07,020 --> 02:47:08,020
Select your next opponent.

2616
02:47:08,020 --> 02:47:09,020
Cedric of Rotherwood.

2617
02:47:09,020 --> 02:47:10,020
Wilfrid of Ivanhoe.

2618
02:47:10,020 --> 02:47:11,020
Reginald Front.

2619
02:47:11,020 --> 02:47:12,020
DeBoer.

2620
02:47:12,020 --> 02:47:13,020
Brian.

2621
02:47:13,020 --> 02:47:14,020
DeBuy.

2622
02:47:14,020 --> 02:47:15,020
Gilbert.

2623
02:47:15,020 --> 02:47:16,020
Edmund.

2624
02:47:16,020 --> 02:47:17,020
The Grim.

2625
02:47:17,020 --> 02:47:18,020
More space on the disc.

2626
02:47:18,020 --> 02:47:19,020
I'm going to pick Edmund here.

2627
02:47:19,020 --> 02:47:21,020
And we're jousting for land instead of, or for fame rather.

2628
02:47:21,020 --> 02:47:22,020
Instead of land.

2629
02:47:22,020 --> 02:47:25,020
And now you're going to see the movie shot of him riding out.

2630
02:47:25,020 --> 02:47:26,020
This is us.

2631
02:47:26,020 --> 02:47:27,020
A little establishing shot.

2632
02:47:27,020 --> 02:47:28,020
A little establishing shot.

2633
02:47:28,020 --> 02:47:29,020
Establishing shot.

2634
02:47:29,020 --> 02:47:31,020
And then we're going to cut to the player's point of view.

2635
02:47:31,020 --> 02:47:32,020
On the horse.

2636
02:47:32,020 --> 02:47:34,020
For the, you know, the actual joust.

2637
02:47:34,020 --> 02:47:36,020
Now see I have control of the land.

2638
02:47:36,020 --> 02:47:37,020
Wow.

2639
02:47:37,020 --> 02:47:38,020
Here we go.

2640
02:47:38,020 --> 02:47:39,020
This is it.

2641
02:47:39,020 --> 02:47:44,020
All the, the game development money and time and effort went into this bit here.

2642
02:47:44,020 --> 02:47:47,020
This is the big money shot of the jousting game.

2643
02:47:47,020 --> 02:47:48,020
That's your mouse moving.

2644
02:47:48,020 --> 02:47:49,020
And that's my mouse moving.

2645
02:47:49,020 --> 02:47:51,020
You can hear a laugh there.

2646
02:47:51,020 --> 02:47:53,020
Is it a laugh of derision?

2647
02:47:53,020 --> 02:47:56,020
And he's going to, oh, I think he got me.

2648
02:47:56,020 --> 02:47:57,020
Didn't even happen.

2649
02:47:57,020 --> 02:47:58,020
Nothing happened.

2650
02:47:58,020 --> 02:47:59,020
Nothing happened.

2651
02:47:59,020 --> 02:48:00,020
It does look like you missed him.

2652
02:48:00,020 --> 02:48:01,020
I'm tough.

2653
02:48:01,020 --> 02:48:02,020
You missed him.

2654
02:48:02,020 --> 02:48:05,020
Can't, they can't even be sure of what happened in the game.

2655
02:48:05,020 --> 02:48:09,020
They're just left to guess because they ran out of money.

2656
02:48:09,020 --> 02:48:14,020
They didn't have enough money to make the game the way they had envisioned it.

2657
02:48:14,020 --> 02:48:15,020
This is all that was left.

2658
02:48:15,020 --> 02:48:16,020
Yeah.

2659
02:48:16,020 --> 02:48:20,020
And laughter, pure laughter from the boys there.

2660
02:48:20,020 --> 02:48:22,020
Let's rewind that again to see that.

2661
02:48:22,020 --> 02:48:24,020
This is a disaster.

2662
02:48:24,020 --> 02:48:25,020
Now see I have control of the lance here.

2663
02:48:25,020 --> 02:48:25,020
That's your mouse moving in the lance.

2664
02:48:25,020 --> 02:48:25,020
Oh, I think he got me.

2665
02:48:25,020 --> 02:48:26,020
I think it does look like you missed him.

2666
02:48:26,020 --> 02:48:27,020
I'm toast.

2667
02:48:27,020 --> 02:48:28,020
Yeah.

2668
02:48:28,020 --> 02:48:29,020
And then you'll hear a little audio feedback here about how you did.

2669
02:48:29,020 --> 02:48:30,020
Thus ends your day in the lists of Ashby.

2670
02:48:30,020 --> 02:48:32,020
You were not champion, but your deeds will be remembered.

2671
02:48:32,020 --> 02:48:34,020
Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name.

2672
02:48:34,020 --> 02:48:35,020
That's great.

2673
02:48:35,020 --> 02:48:36,020
So that's Defender of the Crown.

2674
02:48:36,020 --> 02:48:46,020
Absolutely incredible that they got an Australian man to voice that of a ye olde England, Englandshire kind of thing. Let's listen to that again. I'm sure he was a dick fan.

2675
02:48:46,020 --> 02:48:49,020
Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name.

2676
02:48:49,020 --> 02:48:50,020
That's great.

2677
02:48:50,020 --> 02:48:51,020
So that's Defender of the Crown.

2678
02:48:51,020 --> 02:49:00,020
Absolutely incredible that they got an Australian man to voice that of a ye olde England, Englandshire kind of thing. Let's listen to that again. I'm sure he was a dick fan.

2679
02:49:00,020 --> 02:49:03,020
Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name.

2680
02:49:03,020 --> 02:49:04,020
That's great.

2681
02:49:04,020 --> 02:49:17,020
Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name.

2682
02:49:17,020 --> 02:49:25,020
And what delivery as well. Did they not even fucking poke him in the arm afterwards and say, "Maybe just pretend man."

2683
02:49:25,020 --> 02:49:33,020
Do you know, it just does sound like you're from Melbourne. It sounds like you're reading for the first time.

2684
02:49:33,020 --> 02:49:38,020
Maybe just pretend to be excited. Do you know? It can't hurt.

2685
02:49:38,020 --> 02:49:41,020
Did they even have enough money to do a second take?

2686
02:49:41,020 --> 02:49:42,020
The Crown.

2687
02:49:42,020 --> 02:49:45,020
Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name.

2688
02:49:45,020 --> 02:49:46,020
That's great. So that's Defender of the Crown.

2689
02:49:46,020 --> 02:49:51,020
Even Stuart Shaffey cuts the Australian voiceover off. That's great.

2690
02:49:51,020 --> 02:49:52,020
That's great.

2691
02:49:52,020 --> 02:49:56,020
That's Defender of the Crown. That's correct.

2692
02:49:56,020 --> 02:50:01,020
Well, there's no question that kids are fascinated by video games.

2693
02:50:01,020 --> 02:50:08,020
Nobody ever played that game after that review. That was the last, first and last review that game ever got.

2694
02:50:08,020 --> 02:50:10,020
And Shaffey knows it is shit.

2695
02:50:10,020 --> 02:50:14,020
Video games and computer games, but why? Well, we went to a video game arcade to find out.

2696
02:50:16,020 --> 02:50:23,020
The road to success is a bumpy ride fraught with complicated twists and turns. But ask any of the kids here why they play.

2697
02:50:23,020 --> 02:50:25,020
Thanks Wayne Lynch. Thank you very much.

2698
02:50:25,020 --> 02:50:27,020
It's pretty fun. It's kind of hard though.

2699
02:50:27,020 --> 02:50:34,020
I just like playing in school. It's fun like, cause you like playing basketball and you can punch each other.

2700
02:50:34,020 --> 02:50:36,020
This video game arcade...

2701
02:50:36,020 --> 02:50:43,020
Cyberpunk 2077, 2077. Thank you very much. Will you play Cyberpunk? I will, yeah. Thank you very much.

2702
02:50:43,020 --> 02:50:49,020
Wits with an electronic bad guy. For about 75 cents, they shoot, punch and hammer their way to victory.

2703
02:50:49,020 --> 02:50:52,020
The store manager says it's a way for the youngsters to unwind.

2704
02:50:52,020 --> 02:51:02,020
Wow, what the fuck is that lad on? What the fuck? Look at that. That's insane. Let's go back to that again.

2705
02:51:13,020 --> 02:51:20,020
Look at the thumb, finger and middle finger placement on that joystick.

2706
02:51:20,020 --> 02:51:30,020
Electronic bad guy.

2707
02:51:35,020 --> 02:51:37,020
He doesn't look like he's unwind in there.

2708
02:51:39,020 --> 02:51:44,020
Don't lose out. He socializes. He relaxes with his friends. When they come here...

2709
02:51:44,020 --> 02:51:49,020
...find. They're their way to victory. The store manager says it's a way for the youngsters to unwind.

2710
02:51:49,020 --> 02:51:54,020
The adult goes out. He socializes. He relaxes with his friends. When they come here after school.

2711
02:51:54,020 --> 02:52:04,020
Relieves tension. And they're able to have fun. The child needs a place to vent frustration. And it's better to vent the frustration.

2712
02:52:04,020 --> 02:52:06,020
Ah, remember the turtles one.

2713
02:52:06,020 --> 02:52:16,020
It was co-op. You could have four people playing at the same time. Good times.

2714
02:52:16,020 --> 02:52:19,100
Play one of these games than to go out and...

2715
02:52:19,100 --> 02:52:19,900
Games.

2716
02:52:21,100 --> 02:52:22,920
Fun unwinding time.

2717
02:52:23,400 --> 02:52:26,840
These kids come in and play some of these games.

2718
02:52:27,560 --> 02:52:28,480
And vent the frust...

2719
02:52:28,480 --> 02:52:30,760
Vent their frustration out.

2720
02:52:30,980 --> 02:52:33,440
Stick this frustration on these games.

2721
02:52:34,660 --> 02:52:36,900
...frustration on a pier and play one of these games.

2722
02:52:36,900 --> 02:52:38,400
To vent frustration.

2723
02:52:39,300 --> 02:52:42,700
And it's better to vent the frustration, play one of these games,

2724
02:52:42,700 --> 02:52:46,040
than to go out and vent the frustration on a pier.

2725
02:52:46,500 --> 02:52:50,360
And end up maybe in trouble with the local authorities.

2726
02:52:51,200 --> 02:52:55,480
It's better these kids to come in here and spend their money on these machines.

2727
02:52:56,580 --> 02:52:59,160
And vent the frustration out on these games.

2728
02:53:00,220 --> 02:53:02,000
Instead of taking it out on a pier.

2729
02:53:02,860 --> 02:53:05,300
And being arrested by the police.

2730
02:53:07,120 --> 02:53:07,640
Games.

2731
02:53:08,360 --> 02:53:10,420
And end up in these games.

2732
02:53:10,760 --> 02:53:13,760
And then to go out and vent the frustration on a pier.

2733
02:53:13,760 --> 02:53:18,020
And end up maybe in trouble with the local authorities.

2734
02:53:18,760 --> 02:53:19,800
And that we don't want.

2735
02:53:20,520 --> 02:53:23,180
This arcade boasts about 60 game consoles.

2736
02:53:23,380 --> 02:53:25,960
And it rakes in over 2,000 tokens every week.

2737
02:53:26,360 --> 02:53:28,020
That's 25 cents per token.

2738
02:53:28,200 --> 02:53:30,340
But not all of that money comes from the kids.

2739
02:53:30,600 --> 02:53:33,480
The kids come here and they can do practically anything.

2740
02:53:33,600 --> 02:53:35,460
And I'm a grown man and I can't do this.

2741
02:53:36,500 --> 02:53:38,680
And it frustrates me, but it's a lot of fun, you know.

2742
02:53:38,680 --> 02:53:41,060
The arcade occasionally uses gimmicks.

2743
02:53:41,060 --> 02:53:42,160
What was he doing there?

2744
02:53:43,840 --> 02:53:46,200
It's a kid's gaming hall.

2745
02:53:46,840 --> 02:53:48,020
But look at this as well.

2746
02:53:48,140 --> 02:53:50,320
He was driving a car into a cow.

2747
02:53:50,480 --> 02:53:52,680
He could drive a car into a cow on one of the games.

2748
02:53:52,820 --> 02:53:55,160
I'm here and they can do practically anything.

2749
02:53:55,280 --> 02:53:56,060
And I'm a grown man.

2750
02:53:56,680 --> 02:53:57,500
Fucking cow.

2751
02:53:57,600 --> 02:53:58,720
They even animated the...

2752
02:53:58,720 --> 02:53:59,480
Look at...

2753
02:53:59,480 --> 02:54:00,400
Blink and you'll miss it.

2754
02:54:00,480 --> 02:54:01,720
There's one of the poorer creatures.

2755
02:54:02,360 --> 02:54:03,160
And then look at that.

2756
02:54:03,520 --> 02:54:04,620
You can see it's udder.

2757
02:54:05,260 --> 02:54:07,140
It's udder has a kind of...

2758
02:54:07,140 --> 02:54:08,940
Is that like a bonus if you hit that?

2759
02:54:11,440 --> 02:54:12,560
I can't do this.

2760
02:54:13,660 --> 02:54:15,520
And it frustrates me, but it's a lot of fun.

2761
02:54:15,640 --> 02:54:16,480
And I'm a grown...

2762
02:54:16,480 --> 02:54:17,740
Money comes from the kids.

2763
02:54:18,000 --> 02:54:20,880
The kids come here and they can do practically anything.

2764
02:54:20,980 --> 02:54:22,840
And I'm a grown man and I can't do this.

2765
02:54:24,120 --> 02:54:24,500
And it...

2766
02:54:24,500 --> 02:54:26,820
The kids come here and they can do...

2767
02:54:26,820 --> 02:54:29,920
I'm a grown man and I can't do this, but it's a lot of fun.

2768
02:54:30,020 --> 02:54:31,600
It frustrates me, but it's practically anything.

2769
02:54:31,720 --> 02:54:33,540
All of that money comes from the kids.

2770
02:54:33,780 --> 02:54:36,680
The kids come here and they can do practically anything.

2771
02:54:36,780 --> 02:54:38,660
And I'm a grown man and I can't do this.

2772
02:54:39,700 --> 02:54:41,880
And it frustrates me, but it's a lot of fun, you know.

2773
02:54:42,400 --> 02:54:47,440
The arcade occasionally uses gimmicks like a birthday or retirement party to pull in customers.

2774
02:54:47,940 --> 02:54:51,600
But what could be the real reason they come to play video games at an arcade?

2775
02:54:52,000 --> 02:54:53,300
I'm kind of bored of my Nintendo.

2776
02:54:53,720 --> 02:54:56,300
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Kate McGargy.

2777
02:54:56,300 --> 02:55:13,580
Well, Nintendo has sort of owned the video game market for the past several years.

2778
02:55:13,580 --> 02:55:13,860
Game Boy!

2779
02:55:13,860 --> 02:55:17,720
But new 16-bit game machines from NEC and Sega are challenging Nintendo.

2780
02:55:17,720 --> 02:55:18,340
I thought he was going to say it.

2781
02:55:18,340 --> 02:55:21,420
Here to show them off are Al Nielsen, Vice President with Sega of America.

2782
02:55:21,780 --> 02:55:24,360
And also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technology.

2783
02:55:24,360 --> 02:55:24,860
Look at these two.

2784
02:55:25,020 --> 02:55:25,980
Al and Bob.

2785
02:55:26,300 --> 02:55:27,600
Al and Bob.

2786
02:55:27,740 --> 02:55:29,660
The two fucking games men.

2787
02:55:30,220 --> 02:55:33,060
I just need to go for a quick toilet break.

2788
02:55:33,200 --> 02:55:34,260
I'll be back in a second.

2789
02:55:35,720 --> 02:55:37,300
What can I fucking leave you with?

2790
02:55:37,380 --> 02:55:39,800
Leave you with some drone music to these guys.

2791
02:55:40,040 --> 02:55:41,300
These are the dispatches, guys.

2792
02:55:41,400 --> 02:55:43,460
These are going to be on dispatches tonight, these two fellas.

2793
02:55:44,500 --> 02:55:52,600
The music you're going to hear to them when their dark past is uncovered, these two fellas.

2794
02:55:52,600 --> 02:56:03,480
This is the music you'll hear to the build-up, the promo for the documentary that's going to be on dispatches or Panorama or Primetime.

2795
02:56:04,960 --> 02:56:08,200
Or, you know, one of those ones.

2796
02:56:08,200 --> 02:56:09,720
We're back in two seconds now.

2797
02:56:09,780 --> 02:56:11,520
We're going to see a Sega Genesis console.

2798
02:56:11,640 --> 02:56:12,760
It's pretty exciting stuff.

2799
02:56:13,000 --> 02:56:13,440
Pretty exciting.

2800
02:56:13,520 --> 02:56:14,100
Five to two.

2801
02:56:14,220 --> 02:56:14,840
It's too late.

2802
02:56:14,940 --> 02:56:15,540
It's very late.

2803
02:56:15,660 --> 02:56:17,340
But we could have been here a lot earlier.

2804
02:56:18,560 --> 02:56:19,440
But we're not.

2805
02:56:19,440 --> 02:56:49,420
We're not.

2806
02:56:49,420 --> 02:57:19,400
I'm sorry.

2807
02:57:19,400 --> 02:57:20,600
Game Boy.

2808
02:57:24,620 --> 02:57:26,300
And all consoles.

2809
02:57:27,100 --> 02:57:28,960
And all Game Boy.

2810
02:57:34,120 --> 02:57:35,360
Oh, bro.

2811
02:57:37,740 --> 02:57:41,620
I didn't realize the music had stopped for that bit.

2812
02:57:41,700 --> 02:57:48,620
I thought me shouting Game Boy in the background was going to be an accompaniment to what happened.

2813
02:57:49,620 --> 02:57:50,100
Anyway.

2814
02:57:50,760 --> 02:57:51,740
Game Boy.

2815
02:57:52,700 --> 02:57:53,420
Pickled onion.

2816
02:57:53,560 --> 02:57:54,300
Thank you very much.

2817
02:57:54,460 --> 02:57:56,300
And tonight on Dispatch is Connor.

2818
02:57:56,440 --> 02:57:57,140
Thank you very much.

2819
02:57:58,220 --> 02:57:59,200
We can move that.

2820
02:58:05,200 --> 02:58:06,340
Stood on a duck.

2821
02:58:07,020 --> 02:58:10,880
Al, help us understand the differentiation between these game systems and...

2822
02:58:10,880 --> 02:58:12,640
Fucking Schindler's at it again, man.

2823
02:58:12,780 --> 02:58:13,840
Schindler's gist.

2824
02:58:14,840 --> 02:58:17,020
Al Nielsen, Vice President with Sega of America.

2825
02:58:17,260 --> 02:58:20,260
And also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technologies.

2826
02:58:20,400 --> 02:58:20,540
Paul?

2827
02:58:20,940 --> 02:58:24,040
Al, help us understand the differentiation between these games...

2828
02:58:24,040 --> 02:58:28,700
It's funnier to use that music as they're being introduced.

2829
02:58:30,000 --> 02:58:31,000
Maybe they will.

2830
02:58:31,000 --> 02:58:31,000
Maybe they will.

2831
02:58:31,000 --> 02:58:32,000
Maybe they will.

2832
02:58:32,000 --> 02:58:33,000
Maybe they will.

2833
02:58:33,000 --> 02:58:34,000
Maybe they will.

2834
02:58:34,000 --> 02:58:35,000
Maybe they will.

2835
02:58:35,000 --> 02:58:36,000
Maybe they will.

2836
02:58:36,000 --> 02:58:36,000
Maybe they will.

2837
02:58:36,000 --> 02:58:37,000
Maybe they will.

2838
02:58:37,000 --> 02:58:37,000
Maybe they will.

2839
02:58:37,000 --> 02:58:37,000
Maybe they will.

2840
02:58:37,000 --> 02:58:41,320
Sega of America and also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technologies. Paul.

2841
02:58:41,960 --> 02:58:46,920
Al, help us understand the differentiation between these game systems and the same...

2842
02:58:46,920 --> 02:58:51,020
...Pol, President with Sega of America and our challenge market for the past several years,

2843
02:58:51,140 --> 02:58:55,300
but new 16-bit game machines from NEC and Sega are challenging Nintendo.

2844
02:58:55,700 --> 02:58:58,840
Here to show them off are Al Nielsen, Vice President with Sega of America,

2845
02:58:58,840 --> 02:59:02,360
and also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technologies. Paul.

2846
02:59:03,040 --> 02:59:04,420
Al, help us understand...

2847
02:59:04,420 --> 02:59:06,800
Oh, it didn't work. It didn't work. You get it. You get it.

2848
02:59:06,800 --> 02:59:10,720
...between these game systems and the same games played on PCs.

2849
02:59:10,960 --> 02:59:12,200
What are the relative advantages?

2850
02:59:12,520 --> 02:59:15,820
Sorry, I just wanted a good one, a really good one before we move on.

2851
02:59:15,880 --> 02:59:16,660
I know we've done it before.

2852
02:59:17,460 --> 02:59:19,060
Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's too loud.

2853
02:59:25,260 --> 02:59:26,280
One of my favorites.

2854
02:59:31,340 --> 02:59:31,940
That one.

2855
02:59:33,020 --> 02:59:33,820
Yeah, that's a good one.

2856
02:59:34,560 --> 02:59:35,200
That's a good one.

2857
02:59:36,360 --> 02:59:36,900
Okay, right.

2858
02:59:37,020 --> 02:59:38,800
So they introduced these two guys.

2859
02:59:40,420 --> 02:59:41,360
Oh, play, you fucker.

2860
02:59:42,080 --> 02:59:44,280
...of playing a game on a game system.

2861
02:59:44,700 --> 02:59:46,060
Well, the important thing is...

2862
02:59:46,060 --> 02:59:48,980
...are challenging a market for the past several years,

2863
02:59:49,060 --> 02:59:53,240
but new 16-bit game machines from NEC and Sega are challenging Nintendo.

2864
02:59:53,620 --> 02:59:56,780
Here to show them off are Al Nielsen, Vice President with Sega of America,

2865
02:59:56,960 --> 03:00:00,280
and also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technologies. Paul.

2866
03:00:00,700 --> 03:00:06,480
Al, help us understand the differentiation between these game systems and the same games played on PCs.

2867
03:00:06,480 --> 03:00:10,260
What are the relative advantages of playing a game on a game system?

2868
03:00:10,260 --> 03:00:13,420
Well, the important thing is that the game systems really are optimized.

2869
03:00:13,420 --> 03:00:19,680
We built the graphic chips to really work well with games in terms of moving objects quickly around on the screen,

2870
03:00:19,960 --> 03:00:27,280
really increasing the resolution of what you can do, the mixing of colors, really putting them all together on a more optimized basis.

2871
03:00:27,340 --> 03:00:30,200
So you're throwing all the processing power into doing one particular task.

2872
03:00:30,260 --> 03:00:34,400
All right, speaking of which, you've got a couple games up there on your Genesis machine,

2873
03:00:34,400 --> 03:00:39,040
and I guess what our viewers are interested in is how this is really better than what they've seen before.

2874
03:00:39,180 --> 03:00:41,660
So if you can sort of focus on that as you run through a couple of games.

2875
03:00:41,700 --> 03:00:45,240
Well, the first game I have here is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, which was actually...

2876
03:00:45,240 --> 03:00:46,160
Oh, my God.

2877
03:00:46,260 --> 03:00:46,860
...designed by Michael himself.

2878
03:00:46,860 --> 03:00:48,320
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.

2879
03:00:48,440 --> 03:00:48,920
The important thing was...

2880
03:00:48,920 --> 03:00:53,200
The game where he goes around saving kids.

2881
03:00:54,500 --> 03:00:56,760
And it's funny the way he saves the kids.

2882
03:00:56,920 --> 03:01:01,160
He fucking pats them on the head, and they move towards his...

2883
03:01:01,160 --> 03:01:02,320
You'll see for yourself.

2884
03:01:02,560 --> 03:01:03,860
I'm sure they're going to show you.

2885
03:01:03,860 --> 03:01:10,240
And it adds another layer to this kind of putting the spooky drone music to it.

2886
03:01:12,220 --> 03:01:13,380
What are the chances?

2887
03:01:13,380 --> 03:01:16,760
It's really sort of focusably designed by Michael himself.

2888
03:01:17,760 --> 03:01:20,840
Designed by Michael himself.

2889
03:01:20,840 --> 03:01:22,300
The important thing is...

2890
03:01:22,300 --> 03:01:22,980
Jackson's Moonwalker.

2891
03:01:22,980 --> 03:01:25,580
So if you can sort of focus on that as you run through a couple of games.

2892
03:01:25,600 --> 03:01:28,100
Well, the first game I have here is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.

2893
03:01:30,680 --> 03:01:31,480
1430, okay.

2894
03:01:31,660 --> 03:01:32,900
Jackson's Moonwalker with...

2895
03:01:32,900 --> 03:01:33,540
Jackson's Moonwalker.

2896
03:01:33,540 --> 03:01:34,540
You run through a couple of games.

2897
03:01:34,560 --> 03:01:40,120
Well, the first game I have here is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, which was actually designed by Michael himself.

2898
03:01:40,780 --> 03:01:46,460
The important thing was really trying to make his animation-like quality, cartoon-like quality in a video game,

2899
03:01:46,600 --> 03:01:48,340
not small moving characters.

2900
03:01:48,680 --> 03:01:52,720
Show you what we've been able to do, and really, first of all, it's a new genre of video game.

2901
03:01:52,940 --> 03:01:55,700
Dance video games, or a music video come to life.

2902
03:01:56,020 --> 03:01:59,640
We put the quarter in, and we start off here in the video game.

2903
03:01:59,720 --> 03:02:01,440
Not lying now, I used to love...

2904
03:02:01,440 --> 03:02:03,140
Not gonna lie, NGL guys.

2905
03:02:03,260 --> 03:02:04,780
I used to love this game.

2906
03:02:04,860 --> 03:02:06,700
I love the dancing.

2907
03:02:07,560 --> 03:02:08,580
The music in it.

2908
03:02:10,180 --> 03:02:18,380
But it's taken quite a sinister fucking twist as the years have gone on, and stuff has come to light.

2909
03:02:19,280 --> 03:02:23,140
Let's have a little look here and see what goes on in this game.

2910
03:02:23,980 --> 03:02:25,480
If you can call it a game.

2911
03:02:26,580 --> 03:02:27,340
Fucking sick.

2912
03:02:27,340 --> 03:02:32,380
15-bit give you more detail, faster motion, better music, all of the above.

2913
03:02:32,700 --> 03:02:34,700
And first of all, you have real digitized voices.

2914
03:02:34,900 --> 03:02:37,620
Michael's here is trying to save these kids who've been kidnapped.

2915
03:02:38,300 --> 03:02:38,900
All right.

2916
03:02:39,660 --> 03:02:40,840
Trying to save them, yeah?

2917
03:02:42,760 --> 03:02:44,760
Let's see what happens here.

2918
03:02:45,140 --> 03:02:46,500
One of the girls...

2919
03:02:46,500 --> 03:02:51,320
Do you see what happens when he saves the kid?

2920
03:02:51,320 --> 03:02:53,320
And...

2921
03:02:53,320 --> 03:02:54,540
Ha ha ha!

2922
03:03:00,100 --> 03:03:00,580
Girls...

2923
03:03:00,580 --> 03:03:02,000
Fuck.

2924
03:03:14,600 --> 03:03:15,900
There she says, Michael.

2925
03:03:16,180 --> 03:03:18,360
It's an actual digitized voice in the game.

2926
03:03:18,820 --> 03:03:19,700
Michael's moves.

2927
03:03:19,980 --> 03:03:23,640
First of all, the characters are much, much bigger, much more highly detailed.

2928
03:03:24,780 --> 03:03:27,060
In terms of the types of things that you can go and do.

2929
03:03:27,160 --> 03:03:28,100
Look at the background.

2930
03:03:29,340 --> 03:03:30,540
Very, very detailed.

2931
03:03:30,840 --> 03:03:33,000
And of course, you really do recognize the personality of it.

2932
03:03:33,000 --> 03:03:33,940
You didn't tell me who that was.

2933
03:03:33,980 --> 03:03:35,460
I could recognize that's Michael Jackson.

2934
03:03:35,460 --> 03:03:36,740
It's not hard to tell that that's Michael.

2935
03:03:37,100 --> 03:03:39,080
But all the fun things that you can go and do.

2936
03:03:39,500 --> 03:03:43,040
One of the things that we've done in one of our commercials is really take Michael's videos

2937
03:03:43,040 --> 03:03:47,720
and put Michael videos together with the game to show how realistic they are.

2938
03:03:47,840 --> 03:03:51,740
Look at this guy here taunting Michael with the pool cue.

2939
03:03:51,900 --> 03:03:53,620
You know he's bad and he's after him.

2940
03:03:53,620 --> 03:03:55,480
You can't do that on an 8-bit system.

2941
03:03:55,480 --> 03:03:55,980
Uh-huh.

2942
03:03:55,980 --> 03:03:59,780
You can't do that on an 8-bit system.

2943
03:04:00,200 --> 03:04:00,560
Really?

2944
03:04:00,560 --> 03:04:01,560
I don't think...

2945
03:04:01,560 --> 03:04:03,840
I didn't see that as your man was taunting him.

2946
03:04:03,900 --> 03:04:07,260
All I saw that was just a basic fucking animation of a man like this.

2947
03:04:09,480 --> 03:04:11,060
She's just putting a cue in his hand.

2948
03:04:11,480 --> 03:04:12,600
It doesn't look like he's taunting.

2949
03:04:13,060 --> 03:04:14,220
Couldn't do that on an 8-bit.

2950
03:04:14,320 --> 03:04:15,300
But on a 16-bit?

2951
03:04:15,780 --> 03:04:16,280
Apparently...

2952
03:04:16,280 --> 03:04:17,140
He's mad and he's after him.

2953
03:04:17,680 --> 03:04:17,960
Oh yeah.

2954
03:04:18,000 --> 03:04:19,160
I wouldn't have known that.

2955
03:04:19,280 --> 03:04:19,540
You see.

2956
03:04:19,800 --> 03:04:21,320
He's mad and he's after him.

2957
03:04:22,160 --> 03:04:25,160
Here, taunting Michael with the pool cue.

2958
03:04:25,380 --> 03:04:27,000
You know he's bad and he's after him.

2959
03:04:27,200 --> 03:04:28,860
You can't do that on an 8-bit system.

2960
03:04:30,880 --> 03:04:35,220
In terms of pricing, what's the console cost and what do the cartridges cost each?

2961
03:04:35,400 --> 03:04:38,760
The cartridges are $49.95 on average.

2962
03:04:38,900 --> 03:04:43,240
The Genesis system here costs $189.95 for the game.

2963
03:04:43,520 --> 03:04:44,700
Okay, we have one more game.

2964
03:04:44,880 --> 03:04:46,280
We have time to take a look at it.

2965
03:04:46,280 --> 03:04:46,460
Sure.

2966
03:04:46,460 --> 03:04:47,480
If you could switch that over there, Al.

2967
03:04:47,920 --> 03:04:53,440
The one game that we have is Mickey Mouse starring in the...

2968
03:04:53,440 --> 03:04:54,340
I like that bit.

2969
03:04:54,700 --> 03:04:59,200
All you can hear is the clunk of the stuff, the hardware.

2970
03:05:00,940 --> 03:05:01,220
Asshole.

2971
03:05:01,800 --> 03:05:04,520
We have more game is...

2972
03:05:04,520 --> 03:05:06,100
Switch that over there, Al.

2973
03:05:06,520 --> 03:05:09,520
The one game that we have is...

2974
03:05:09,520 --> 03:05:15,580
Look at Schindler and Shafae just looking down as the clunk is going on.

2975
03:05:16,080 --> 03:05:17,000
Switch that over there, Al.

2976
03:05:17,400 --> 03:05:23,660
The one game that we have is Mickey Mouse starring in the Castle of Illusion.

2977
03:05:23,780 --> 03:05:25,680
Is this the first Disney character in a video game?

2978
03:05:25,960 --> 03:05:26,340
Yes.

2979
03:05:26,580 --> 03:05:28,660
On the 16-bit system.

2980
03:05:28,780 --> 03:05:31,400
He has been on other video game systems over the years.

2981
03:05:31,840 --> 03:05:33,020
I never had the Genesis.

2982
03:05:33,260 --> 03:05:34,320
I only had the...

2983
03:05:34,320 --> 03:05:36,980
I was playing Moonwalker on an 8-bit system.

2984
03:05:37,340 --> 03:05:40,180
I was playing Castle of Illusion on an 8-bit system.

2985
03:05:43,360 --> 03:05:50,860
But the important thing is this really demonstrates the capabilities of what you can go and do with the 16-bit system.

2986
03:05:51,240 --> 03:05:52,260
Here's Mickey Mouse.

2987
03:05:52,800 --> 03:05:56,020
And if you take a look, he really looks exactly like himself.

2988
03:05:56,220 --> 03:05:59,740
We haven't gone and sacrificed any of the detail on the character at all.

2989
03:06:00,000 --> 03:06:01,040
Is this new this year?

2990
03:06:01,200 --> 03:06:02,200
This is brand new.

2991
03:06:02,260 --> 03:06:04,520
It just started shipping within the last couple of weeks.

2992
03:06:05,400 --> 03:06:08,760
And I want to show you just some of the wonderful animation here of Mickey.

2993
03:06:09,100 --> 03:06:10,680
He's just walking along.

2994
03:06:11,700 --> 03:06:17,680
And then the beautiful, brilliantly colored backgrounds as he walks in and the game begins.

2995
03:06:19,140 --> 03:06:19,980
Here he is.

2996
03:06:19,980 --> 03:06:22,580
So you're playing off the Disney animation heritage here.

2997
03:06:22,600 --> 03:06:22,900
Exactly.

2998
03:06:24,940 --> 03:06:26,260
Yeah, that's pretty classic.

2999
03:06:26,260 --> 03:06:26,940
Now watch this.

3000
03:06:27,540 --> 03:06:28,200
There he is.

3001
03:06:28,260 --> 03:06:31,280
And he's just waiting for one of his old moves from the cartoon.

3002
03:06:31,460 --> 03:06:31,780
Exactly.

3003
03:06:32,480 --> 03:06:33,880
Now, he's pretty close to the edge.

3004
03:06:33,940 --> 03:06:34,680
Like the cartoon.

3005
03:06:34,680 --> 03:06:35,000
Hmm.

3006
03:06:35,400 --> 03:06:36,860
It's pretty close to the edge there.

3007
03:06:36,960 --> 03:06:39,880
So he's going to show you these by balancing.

3008
03:06:40,300 --> 03:06:40,920
There, let's see.

3009
03:06:41,020 --> 03:06:41,560
You know, he might.

3010
03:06:41,960 --> 03:06:42,360
Dangling.

3011
03:06:42,600 --> 03:06:43,640
He might lose his balance.

3012
03:06:43,720 --> 03:06:45,200
He might struggle to keep his balance.

3013
03:06:45,300 --> 03:06:46,700
I'm just trying to guess what he's going to say there.

3014
03:06:47,100 --> 03:06:48,480
You move Mickey to the edge there.

3015
03:06:48,520 --> 03:06:50,240
He might struggle to find his balance.

3016
03:06:50,920 --> 03:06:51,980
Have a little problem.

3017
03:06:52,160 --> 03:06:52,680
Uh-oh.

3018
03:06:53,180 --> 03:06:55,900
Oh, look at the emotions on his face.

3019
03:06:56,160 --> 03:06:56,740
Uh-oh.

3020
03:06:57,120 --> 03:06:59,600
Look at the emotions on his face.

3021
03:07:00,300 --> 03:07:04,380
When I see, when I hear him overcompensating like that to try and,

3022
03:07:04,380 --> 03:07:08,320
boost up the vibe, all I can think of is this.

3023
03:07:16,320 --> 03:07:17,240
That sound.

3024
03:07:17,840 --> 03:07:19,080
You know, that's what's...

3025
03:07:19,080 --> 03:07:19,580
Uh-oh.

3026
03:07:20,200 --> 03:07:22,860
Oh, look at the emotions on his face.

3027
03:07:23,060 --> 03:07:23,140
Yes.

3028
03:07:23,260 --> 03:07:27,540
You know, that's what's really making the difference between this generation of video game system

3029
03:07:27,540 --> 03:07:29,040
and the, you know, generation...

3030
03:07:29,040 --> 03:07:30,900
And the relative depth of that background, too.

3031
03:07:31,220 --> 03:07:31,500
All right.

3032
03:07:31,740 --> 03:07:33,340
You've shown us what 16-bit can do.

3033
03:07:33,360 --> 03:07:35,540
I want to move over to Bob now and take a look.

3034
03:07:35,580 --> 03:07:36,920
You've got a CD-ROM player.

3035
03:07:37,000 --> 03:07:38,760
Not a CD-ROM, but a CD player, in fact.

3036
03:07:39,320 --> 03:07:41,720
A spike of the camera there from Schindler.

3037
03:07:41,780 --> 03:07:45,360
We're going to have to fucking end the stream and continue this another night because it's getting really late.

3038
03:07:45,820 --> 03:07:48,220
But Schindler spiked the camera there.

3039
03:07:48,680 --> 03:07:51,620
And also, there was a twitch, a nervous twitch as well.

3040
03:07:52,420 --> 03:07:53,660
You might be able to pinpoint that.

3041
03:07:57,080 --> 03:07:58,100
See that twitch there?

3042
03:07:58,400 --> 03:07:59,340
Twitch there.

3043
03:07:59,560 --> 03:08:00,580
And then watch this.

3044
03:08:01,240 --> 03:08:04,700
Spike the camera just before that happened.

3045
03:08:04,800 --> 03:08:05,280
Look at that.

3046
03:08:06,060 --> 03:08:06,460
Schindler.

3047
03:08:06,560 --> 03:08:07,400
Look at Schindler there.

3048
03:08:07,700 --> 03:08:08,340
Are you watching him?

3049
03:08:09,120 --> 03:08:09,380
Look.

3050
03:08:23,980 --> 03:08:25,200
Now, watch this.

3051
03:08:25,260 --> 03:08:28,220
He does that face and then he does a twitch after it as well.

3052
03:08:28,960 --> 03:08:29,540
Take a look.

3053
03:08:31,180 --> 03:08:31,660
All right.

3054
03:08:31,860 --> 03:08:33,520
You've shown us what 16-bit can do.

3055
03:08:33,580 --> 03:08:35,740
I want to move over to Bob now and take a look.

3056
03:08:35,820 --> 03:08:37,500
You've got a CD-ROM player, not a CD-ROM player.

3057
03:08:37,500 --> 03:08:37,740
Twitch.

3058
03:08:37,940 --> 03:08:38,500
Do you see the twitch?

3059
03:08:40,580 --> 03:08:44,060
I want to move over to Bob now and take a look.

3060
03:08:44,120 --> 03:08:45,460
You've got a CD-ROM player.

3061
03:08:45,560 --> 03:08:47,300
Not a CD-ROM, but a CD player, in fact.

3062
03:08:47,780 --> 03:08:50,400
A compact disc player hooked up to your NEC unit.

3063
03:08:50,400 --> 03:08:54,980
We want to take a look at what additional capabilities that adds to a video game.

3064
03:08:55,520 --> 03:09:05,660
What you're able to do with a CD player that's never been able to do with a CD player that's never been able to be done before is increase the graphical content and also have

3065
03:09:05,660 --> 03:09:14,420
real live music, digital music and voice equivalent to what would be on a CD or on a video disc for graphics.

3066
03:09:14,420 --> 03:09:16,420
So the whole game is coming off the CD.

3067
03:09:16,700 --> 03:09:19,140
I mean, the graphics, the code, the music.

3068
03:09:19,140 --> 03:09:19,420
That's right.

3069
03:09:19,500 --> 03:09:23,880
We use the CD instead of a cartridge as the storage medium for the gameplay.

3070
03:09:24,260 --> 03:09:26,480
And that comes off immediately into the system.

3071
03:09:26,580 --> 03:09:34,780
And then the data for the music and for the voice and for the animation comes down in a streaming path from the disc.

3072
03:09:34,840 --> 03:09:36,680
And what's that extra interface box cost?

3073
03:09:36,740 --> 03:09:38,120
Is that very expensive to get into this?

3074
03:09:38,340 --> 03:09:39,840
I'm assuming you already own a CD player.

3075
03:09:40,840 --> 03:09:44,940
Schindler is fucking on yokes because his hands are pumping.

3076
03:09:45,060 --> 03:09:47,060
Look at the squeeze he's giving his hands here.

3077
03:09:47,140 --> 03:09:53,380
It's a real squeeze job for a man who should be well versed and used to this sort of pressure.

3078
03:09:54,380 --> 03:09:56,320
Remember, there's no audience watching him here.

3079
03:09:56,400 --> 03:09:57,040
It's a studio.

3080
03:09:57,280 --> 03:10:02,520
Unless Shafi has piled on the pressure here and said, look, Schindler, you've been good as a correspondent.

3081
03:10:02,920 --> 03:10:05,720
I want to fucking bring you under the video games.

3082
03:10:06,020 --> 03:10:08,300
I want to bring you under the Computer Chronicles wing.

3083
03:10:09,280 --> 03:10:10,620
This is your big fucking moment.

3084
03:10:10,720 --> 03:10:11,340
Shine, Schindler.

3085
03:10:12,000 --> 03:10:14,940
And we know we've seen 1996's Computer Chronicles.

3086
03:10:15,080 --> 03:10:15,880
We've seen 1999.

3087
03:10:16,320 --> 03:10:17,560
Schindler is nowhere to be seen.

3088
03:10:18,320 --> 03:10:21,140
So maybe he was given the fucking chance here.

3089
03:10:21,320 --> 03:10:22,940
And maybe he fucked it up.

3090
03:10:23,000 --> 03:10:23,400
We don't know.

3091
03:10:23,460 --> 03:10:24,280
But look at his hands.

3092
03:10:24,800 --> 03:10:28,120
His hands here tell a thousand tales.

3093
03:10:28,340 --> 03:10:29,140
Look at his hands there.

3094
03:10:29,140 --> 03:10:32,360
comes down a streaming path from the disc.

3095
03:10:32,440 --> 03:10:34,260
And what's that extra interface box cost?

3096
03:10:34,300 --> 03:10:35,680
Is that very expensive to get into this?

3097
03:10:35,880 --> 03:10:37,400
I'm assuming you already own a CD player.

3098
03:10:38,380 --> 03:10:41,100
Well, you have to buy the CD player to go with the system.

3099
03:10:41,200 --> 03:10:43,440
Look, and there was going to be something said there as well.

3100
03:10:43,560 --> 03:10:47,000
Because we've changed the shot here to the other two bucks.

3101
03:10:47,100 --> 03:10:49,060
But we've still got Schindler's hands.

3102
03:10:50,340 --> 03:10:51,100
Schindler's hands.

3103
03:10:51,340 --> 03:10:53,040
The left-hand side of the frame.

3104
03:10:53,860 --> 03:10:55,420
And watch what happens here.

3105
03:10:55,420 --> 03:10:55,640
Look.

3106
03:10:55,700 --> 03:10:56,240
He does a little.

3107
03:10:56,560 --> 03:10:57,320
Look at that point.

3108
03:10:57,440 --> 03:10:58,380
He points over.

3109
03:10:58,900 --> 03:10:59,640
He's fucked up.

3110
03:11:00,040 --> 03:11:00,980
He points at your man.

3111
03:11:01,060 --> 03:11:02,200
And then he points at the table.

3112
03:11:03,200 --> 03:11:03,920
And he's like.

3113
03:11:04,000 --> 03:11:04,700
Then he realizes.

3114
03:11:04,840 --> 03:11:05,060
Oh, no.

3115
03:11:05,100 --> 03:11:05,820
You're fucking up, man.

3116
03:11:06,760 --> 03:11:07,840
And Schindler's mind is going.

3117
03:11:08,600 --> 03:11:09,600
Hold it down, man.

3118
03:11:09,640 --> 03:11:10,280
Hold it down.

3119
03:11:10,380 --> 03:11:11,060
Fucking Schindler.

3120
03:11:11,140 --> 03:11:12,060
You're going to get caught out.

3121
03:11:12,220 --> 03:11:13,920
And he does the double clutch.

3122
03:11:14,020 --> 03:11:15,320
And where have we seen the double clutch?

3123
03:11:16,000 --> 03:11:19,980
Your man on the fucking mouse earlier on when he's showing the video game.

3124
03:11:20,060 --> 03:11:21,780
Did the double-handed mouse clutch.

3125
03:11:21,900 --> 03:11:22,640
The Agassi.

3126
03:11:26,820 --> 03:11:30,700
And we can see a wedding ring on Schindler's hands.

3127
03:11:30,780 --> 03:11:32,500
So we know he's felt pressure.

3128
03:11:33,120 --> 03:11:34,360
He's felt pressure before.

3129
03:11:34,840 --> 03:11:35,540
Because it's a nervous.

3130
03:11:35,720 --> 03:11:37,700
One of the most nervous days of your life, so they say.

3131
03:11:38,520 --> 03:11:40,100
So this is more.

3132
03:11:40,280 --> 03:11:42,560
He's more racked at the moment, is Schindler.

3133
03:11:43,360 --> 03:11:46,500
than he was on the day he became wed.

3134
03:11:47,700 --> 03:11:48,700
Look at his hands here.

3135
03:11:48,780 --> 03:11:49,640
Phase box cost.

3136
03:11:49,700 --> 03:11:51,060
Is that very expensive to get into this?

3137
03:11:51,280 --> 03:11:52,780
I'm assuming you already own a CD player.

3138
03:11:53,780 --> 03:11:56,540
Well, you have to buy the CD player to go with the system.

3139
03:11:56,760 --> 03:11:57,880
It's $399.

3140
03:11:58,500 --> 03:12:01,160
Starts moving the wedding ring then.

3141
03:12:01,420 --> 03:12:02,480
Starts moving the wedding ring.

3142
03:12:02,560 --> 03:12:03,160
I don't know if you saw that.

3143
03:12:03,160 --> 03:12:04,960
This is the introduction of the world, the East.

3144
03:12:05,660 --> 03:12:16,500
And what's revolutionary about it is that we're able to have, as you can hear in the background, a real description from a person who brings the player into the game and into the world.

3145
03:12:17,000 --> 03:12:23,000
And brings them in and gives them the sense of realism and the sense of a real community that hasn't existed before.

3146
03:12:23,000 --> 03:12:25,520
So you've got a storybook reader here, which happens you can't put on a cartridge.

3147
03:12:25,960 --> 03:12:26,300
Exactly.

3148
03:12:26,980 --> 03:12:28,080
How much is the game?

3149
03:12:28,500 --> 03:12:30,600
The game itself is $60 retail.

3150
03:12:31,780 --> 03:12:33,560
60 quid for that!

3151
03:12:34,380 --> 03:12:35,660
Thank you very much there.

3152
03:12:35,860 --> 03:12:40,760
You know he's bad and he's after him.

3153
03:12:40,800 --> 03:12:42,320
Thank you very much for that tip there.

3154
03:12:42,320 --> 03:12:45,180
And Connor Conn, thank you very much for that tip as well.

3155
03:12:45,260 --> 03:12:45,940
Connor Conn.

3156
03:12:46,260 --> 03:12:46,700
There you are.

3157
03:12:46,780 --> 03:12:47,380
Connor Conn.

3158
03:12:47,460 --> 03:12:48,720
Thank you very much, Connor Conn.

3159
03:12:49,100 --> 03:12:50,660
$60 for that!

3160
03:12:50,760 --> 03:12:51,300
You see that?

3161
03:12:52,620 --> 03:12:58,900
And that's $60 back then, which is probably worth $120 now, if not more.

3162
03:12:59,580 --> 03:13:02,560
Could be even $180.

3163
03:13:03,020 --> 03:13:04,400
Could be $200 back then.

3164
03:13:04,460 --> 03:13:08,040
In the sense of realism, in the sense of a real community that hasn't...

3165
03:13:08,040 --> 03:13:08,620
Doesn't look real.

3166
03:13:08,780 --> 03:13:10,160
That's meant to be a mountain.

3167
03:13:10,300 --> 03:13:11,100
Looks like bananas.

3168
03:13:11,700 --> 03:13:13,640
Looks like a big bunch of bananas.

3169
03:13:13,800 --> 03:13:14,400
Looks terrible.

3170
03:13:15,220 --> 03:13:16,420
$60 for that.

3171
03:13:17,420 --> 03:13:22,400
Gives them the sense of realism, in the sense of a real community that hasn't existed before.

3172
03:13:22,400 --> 03:13:24,900
So you've got a storybook reader here, which happens you can't put on a cartridge.

3173
03:13:25,320 --> 03:13:25,680
Exactly.

3174
03:13:26,420 --> 03:13:27,480
How much is the game?

3175
03:13:28,100 --> 03:13:29,980
The game itself is $60 retail.

3176
03:13:30,120 --> 03:13:35,680
And I guess you've got pretty sophisticated graphics coming off that.

3177
03:13:35,680 --> 03:13:36,800
They're coming off the CD also?

3178
03:13:36,800 --> 03:13:37,080
That's right.

3179
03:13:37,080 --> 03:13:38,420
They come directly off the CD.

3180
03:13:40,720 --> 03:13:42,420
Is this an adventure game?

3181
03:13:42,940 --> 03:13:44,460
It's an adventure role-playing game.

3182
03:13:44,540 --> 03:13:50,960
What it really does is push the technology of interleaving data and audio together.

3183
03:13:51,400 --> 03:13:53,220
It's pushing the pioneer area.

3184
03:13:53,360 --> 03:13:55,980
Are there many titles out now on the CD form for the NEC?

3185
03:13:55,980 --> 03:13:58,020
We have six titles out now on the CD.

3186
03:13:58,300 --> 03:14:03,320
And we'll have, beginning next year, one a month or more.

3187
03:14:03,600 --> 03:14:04,960
Bob, we have just about a minute left.

3188
03:14:05,040 --> 03:14:07,940
And I know you have one other cartridge for the standard 16-bit game.

3189
03:14:07,980 --> 03:14:10,760
If you could show us what that looks like on your NEC console.

3190
03:14:11,440 --> 03:14:13,320
The second game is called Bonk's Adventure.

3191
03:14:13,960 --> 03:14:15,160
And it's a real hit game.

3192
03:14:16,000 --> 03:14:17,560
It's one of the biggest games of this year.

3193
03:14:17,560 --> 03:14:19,560
It's a real hit game, guys.

3194
03:14:20,240 --> 03:14:22,520
I've been monitoring the hands of Schindler.

3195
03:14:22,600 --> 03:14:24,140
I don't know if you were watching him there.

3196
03:14:24,240 --> 03:14:25,680
I don't want to bore you.

3197
03:14:25,780 --> 03:14:26,980
I know it's getting tiresome.

3198
03:14:27,420 --> 03:14:28,900
I keep going back to this guy's hands.

3199
03:14:29,020 --> 03:14:30,800
It's not even that fucking big of a deal.

3200
03:14:31,580 --> 03:14:34,040
But some strange movements going on, guys.

3201
03:14:34,660 --> 03:14:37,040
I think you need to see this again.

3202
03:14:37,720 --> 03:14:38,840
I think you need to see this.

3203
03:14:39,580 --> 03:14:45,160
He actually fucking points over to your man as Stuart Shafee vocalizes a point.

3204
03:14:45,800 --> 03:14:51,240
So, like, Schindler's body language is in sync with the stuff that Shafee is saying.

3205
03:14:51,360 --> 03:14:51,700
Watch this.

3206
03:14:51,900 --> 03:14:52,300
Or more.

3207
03:14:52,640 --> 03:14:53,420
Bob, we have just a...

3208
03:14:53,420 --> 03:14:53,860
See that?

3209
03:14:54,380 --> 03:14:55,600
See that little movement there?

3210
03:14:56,300 --> 03:14:58,360
Shafee goes, Bob, we just want to see something more.

3211
03:14:58,460 --> 03:15:00,300
But Schindler's hand goes like this.

3212
03:15:01,220 --> 03:15:01,720
About a minute.

3213
03:15:01,720 --> 03:15:02,400
Next year.

3214
03:15:03,040 --> 03:15:03,920
One a month.

3215
03:15:04,100 --> 03:15:04,420
Uh-huh.

3216
03:15:04,680 --> 03:15:05,420
Or more.

3217
03:15:05,740 --> 03:15:07,080
Bob, we have just about a minute left.

3218
03:15:07,160 --> 03:15:08,520
And I know you have one other cartridge.

3219
03:15:08,640 --> 03:15:10,060
We've got a standard 16-bit game.

3220
03:15:10,120 --> 03:15:12,880
If you could show us what that looks like on your NEC console.

3221
03:15:13,540 --> 03:15:15,440
The second game is called Bonk's Adventure.

3222
03:15:16,040 --> 03:15:17,280
And it's a real hit game.

3223
03:15:18,020 --> 03:15:19,900
It's one of the biggest games of this year.

3224
03:15:20,780 --> 03:15:22,280
Bonk is a lovable character.

3225
03:15:22,960 --> 03:15:26,860
And, again, he's taken advantage of the 16-bit graphics.

3226
03:15:26,860 --> 03:15:30,740
Rather than a crude, faceless creature, what we have here is...

3227
03:15:30,740 --> 03:15:31,340
Crude, indeed.

3228
03:15:31,560 --> 03:15:33,180
It looks absolutely horrific.

3229
03:15:33,180 --> 03:15:33,260
It looks absolutely horrific.

3230
03:15:33,260 --> 03:15:33,520
It looks absolutely horrific.

3231
03:15:33,520 --> 03:15:40,260
Somebody that, in the same sense as a Warner Brothers Daffy Duck cartoon, shows some facial personality.

3232
03:15:40,620 --> 03:15:41,040
That's right.

3233
03:15:41,100 --> 03:15:42,140
He's got a real personality.

3234
03:15:42,260 --> 03:15:43,500
You'll see what happens when he gets hit.

3235
03:15:44,360 --> 03:15:45,260
His eyes get big.

3236
03:15:45,880 --> 03:15:46,620
He uses his head.

3237
03:15:46,680 --> 03:15:49,540
He's a cave dude who's only weapon is his head.

3238
03:15:49,760 --> 03:15:55,500
Yeah, so really watching this, I mean, you're looking, if you don't mind, a kind of Mario kind of thing, only, but with more personality, more characters.

3239
03:15:56,300 --> 03:15:59,140
More personality than Mario, more character.

3240
03:15:59,300 --> 03:16:00,340
I don't think so.

3241
03:16:00,740 --> 03:16:01,800
It looks terrible.

3242
03:16:02,320 --> 03:16:03,300
It's like a little baby.

3243
03:16:04,360 --> 03:16:04,940
It's stupid.

3244
03:16:05,240 --> 03:16:06,300
It looks terrible stuff.

3245
03:16:08,040 --> 03:16:12,500
Really, really, really is bargain basement stuff.

3246
03:16:12,600 --> 03:16:20,200
But, yet again, they'll probably end up charging upwards of $45 for this absolute monstrosity of a game.

3247
03:16:20,440 --> 03:16:21,060
That's right.

3248
03:16:21,200 --> 03:16:23,480
More realism, more depth, greater colors.

3249
03:16:24,060 --> 03:16:24,360
Okay.

3250
03:16:24,820 --> 03:16:25,920
Guys, thank you very much.

3251
03:16:26,440 --> 03:16:29,660
Well, what is the best game system, and should you let your kids play them?

3252
03:16:29,740 --> 03:16:32,580
Well, we'll ask an expert in just a moment, so stay with us.

3253
03:16:35,320 --> 03:16:36,560
Kids and games.

3254
03:16:37,640 --> 03:16:38,700
Look what's coming up.

3255
03:16:38,740 --> 03:16:39,540
Kids and games.

3256
03:16:39,960 --> 03:16:41,700
We've got a doctor or something.

3257
03:16:45,960 --> 03:16:48,020
Why did they need to have that little transition?

3258
03:16:49,400 --> 03:16:55,840
Joining us now is Russell DeMaria, video game analyst and expert and author, as we can see, of four books on video games.

3259
03:16:55,960 --> 03:16:56,160
Welcome.

3260
03:16:56,780 --> 03:16:58,420
Frank Zappa is after you.

3261
03:16:58,620 --> 03:16:58,820
Paul?

3262
03:16:59,820 --> 03:17:00,980
What is the difference?

3263
03:17:02,040 --> 03:17:09,380
Stuart had to fucking tell Paul to start speaking, and that's why Schindler lost the job here.

3264
03:17:09,840 --> 03:17:18,580
The camera went to focus on Frank Zappa, and then Shafi could realize that Paul isn't up to the job the same way he is.

3265
03:17:19,400 --> 03:17:20,340
So he goes, Paul?

3266
03:17:20,760 --> 03:17:22,660
I see you four books on video games.

3267
03:17:22,780 --> 03:17:23,480
Welcome, Paul.

3268
03:17:24,480 --> 03:17:29,660
What is the difference, in your opinion, between the PC platform and the video?

3269
03:17:30,180 --> 03:17:31,040
Paul Schindler.

3270
03:17:31,400 --> 03:17:32,360
Have a look here.

3271
03:17:33,740 --> 03:17:34,660
Get this going again.

3272
03:17:34,860 --> 03:17:36,040
Sorry, get this one moment.

3273
03:17:37,840 --> 03:17:39,200
Game cartridge platform.

3274
03:17:47,340 --> 03:17:48,000
Which is better?

3275
03:17:48,840 --> 03:17:50,260
Better is a hard one to answer.

3276
03:17:50,420 --> 03:17:52,300
It really is a matter of what you want to play.

3277
03:17:52,920 --> 03:17:56,860
There is some difference, and the main difference right now is in the complexity of games.

3278
03:17:57,780 --> 03:17:59,780
I think you've seen something with Sim Earth.

3279
03:18:00,120 --> 03:18:02,920
That will be on some video game consoles eventually.

3280
03:18:03,200 --> 03:18:07,620
But right now you tend to see more of the shooting games, the action games, and some role playing,

3281
03:18:07,700 --> 03:18:10,460
which is starting to get very complex on the video game consoles.

3282
03:18:10,780 --> 03:18:10,980
Yeah.

3283
03:18:11,040 --> 03:18:12,140
Differences are not so great.

3284
03:18:12,360 --> 03:18:12,540
Right.

3285
03:18:12,540 --> 03:18:14,400
You can get the video game console part of it.

3286
03:18:14,440 --> 03:18:16,940
I mean, every parent's running into that store now with the kid trying to figure,

3287
03:18:17,000 --> 03:18:20,800
well, I don't know, from Nintendo and TurboGrafx and Sega and all this stuff.

3288
03:18:21,580 --> 03:18:23,120
How does a consumer make a decision?

3289
03:18:23,260 --> 03:18:25,360
I mean, what's the right kind of game environment to get into?

3290
03:18:25,440 --> 03:18:25,960
Can you answer that?

3291
03:18:26,320 --> 03:18:30,780
It's a hard one to answer because there's a lot of technological differences between the games.

3292
03:18:30,780 --> 03:18:34,280
But one of the things that I always tell people is look at the games themselves.

3293
03:18:34,420 --> 03:18:37,300
If something excites you, that's probably the system you want to get.

3294
03:18:37,740 --> 03:18:40,980
And you may have to make some choices because there will be exciting games on all systems.

3295
03:18:40,980 --> 03:18:42,060
It's the same old computer story.

3296
03:18:42,140 --> 03:18:44,620
Start with the software and get the hardware that will support that.

3297
03:18:44,620 --> 03:18:44,640
Exactly.

3298
03:18:44,640 --> 03:18:45,260
It's exactly the same principle.

3299
03:18:45,500 --> 03:18:45,620
Yeah.

3300
03:18:46,160 --> 03:18:49,620
I'd like to get to the question that Paul and I started out with at the very beginning

3301
03:18:49,620 --> 03:18:52,820
because the concern is about the video games and almost addiction, as you know,

3302
03:18:52,880 --> 03:18:56,460
that young kids and certainly boys have for playing a lot of these video games and computer games.

3303
03:18:57,640 --> 03:18:58,380
Is it bad?

3304
03:18:58,440 --> 03:18:58,820
Is it good?

3305
03:18:58,820 --> 03:19:02,340
What should a parent do where you've got a kid who just won't stop playing the games?

3306
03:19:02,880 --> 03:19:06,680
My feeling is that the sense of addiction, which is really more of an obsession,

3307
03:19:07,220 --> 03:19:10,920
is something that comes from environment and from a lack of communication.

3308
03:19:11,460 --> 03:19:14,760
I really like to see parents actually talk to their children and say,

3309
03:19:14,820 --> 03:19:15,600
what are you doing here?

3310
03:19:15,940 --> 03:19:19,860
And you'll be amazed to find out that children will say, oh, I'm doing this and that and the other.

3311
03:19:20,100 --> 03:19:23,140
They'll find out there's a lot of procedural thinking going on, even in action games.

3312
03:19:23,600 --> 03:19:26,800
And the more you're interested, the less of an issue it becomes.

3313
03:19:26,800 --> 03:19:29,720
We all know that children make issues out of things that we object to.

3314
03:19:29,720 --> 03:19:31,680
Do you limit the game playing of your own children?

3315
03:19:32,020 --> 03:19:32,240
No.

3316
03:19:32,560 --> 03:19:33,520
I've never had to.

3317
03:19:33,820 --> 03:19:38,380
The only thing I limit is if they start to get too worked up in the game, get frustrated,

3318
03:19:38,800 --> 03:19:40,900
I have them calm down and stop, slow down.

3319
03:19:41,160 --> 03:19:42,840
But as far as the other thing, I've never had to.

3320
03:19:42,880 --> 03:19:45,320
They play outside all the time and they only play games some of the time.

3321
03:19:45,320 --> 03:19:47,740
Quickly, and last point, what about the violence in some of these games?

3322
03:19:47,800 --> 03:19:48,460
Does that concern you?

3323
03:19:48,940 --> 03:19:50,280
It does concern me a little bit.

3324
03:19:50,380 --> 03:19:54,180
I see games as a platform to the future with simulations and learning.

3325
03:19:54,600 --> 03:19:56,960
And I think we're going to have to deal with what people want.

3326
03:19:57,060 --> 03:19:58,700
Violence seems to be part of it right now.

3327
03:19:58,760 --> 03:20:00,380
But I think it's leading to much greater things.

3328
03:20:00,460 --> 03:20:01,360
Russell, thanks very much.

3329
03:20:01,440 --> 03:20:03,720
That's our look at video games and computer games.

3330
03:20:03,880 --> 03:20:05,980
Stay tuned now for this week's computer news.

3331
03:20:05,980 --> 03:20:06,420
Nice.

3332
03:20:08,300 --> 03:20:10,180
News, news, news.

3333
03:20:10,400 --> 03:20:11,120
Random access.

3334
03:20:11,120 --> 03:20:20,260
In the random access file this week,

3335
03:20:20,520 --> 03:20:26,100
rumors are flying that Apple Computer will introduce several laptops in 1991,

3336
03:20:26,700 --> 03:20:28,500
including a seven-pound color system.

3337
03:20:28,980 --> 03:20:33,040
The lightweight portable is to be based on Motorola's 68030 processor

3338
03:20:33,040 --> 03:20:35,560
and will have 8-bit color video technology.

3339
03:20:35,840 --> 03:20:40,480
Seven major computer manufacturers, including Tandy, Fujitsu, and AT&T,

3340
03:20:40,760 --> 03:20:45,260
are attempting to set a de-factor standard for multimedia by releasing similar systems

3341
03:20:45,260 --> 03:20:48,180
that support multimedia extensions to Microsoft Windows.

3342
03:20:48,660 --> 03:20:52,860
The announcement means improved hardware support for a clearly defined multimedia platform.

3343
03:20:53,340 --> 03:20:57,400
This should make it easier for software developers to create multimedia applications.

3344
03:20:58,240 --> 03:21:01,740
Motorola's 68040 microprocessor is finally available.

3345
03:21:02,120 --> 03:21:04,660
The million transistor chip has been delayed almost a year.

3346
03:21:04,960 --> 03:21:08,180
The 68040 chip has been plagued by technical difficulties,

3347
03:21:08,340 --> 03:21:10,880
particularly with the multiprocessor functions.

3348
03:21:11,560 --> 03:21:12,360
At the same time,

3349
03:21:12,440 --> 03:21:16,720
Next Computer has started volume shipments of its 68040 base Next Station

3350
03:21:16,720 --> 03:21:18,360
and the new Next Cube machine.

3351
03:21:18,600 --> 03:21:22,420
I think that was Steve Jobs' venture when he left Apple the first time.

3352
03:21:22,580 --> 03:21:23,900
He went and made the Next.

3353
03:21:24,840 --> 03:21:29,000
...upgrade boards are also available for users of 030 base Next Computers.

3354
03:21:29,240 --> 03:21:32,980
Taking a look at this week's top 10 software titles for the Macintosh,

3355
03:21:33,360 --> 03:21:36,440
Mac Connection reports that After Dark is in the number one spot,

3356
03:21:36,820 --> 03:21:39,900
followed by Disk Doubler, in third place is Adobe Type Manager,

3357
03:21:40,080 --> 03:21:41,420
and Symantec Sam is fourth.

3358
03:21:41,840 --> 03:21:43,800
And in fifth place is Quicken for the Mac.

3359
03:21:44,200 --> 03:21:47,260
Rounding out the top 10 are Correct Grammar, Mac Utilities,

3360
03:21:47,640 --> 03:21:51,880
Microsoft Word, Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego, and Suitcase 2.

3361
03:21:52,140 --> 03:21:52,880
Suitcase 2.

3362
03:21:52,880 --> 03:21:58,080
Toshiba is trying to fix a bug that slows performance of complex applications in several Macintosh models.

3363
03:21:58,600 --> 03:22:03,340
The bug is in all models of the Mac 2CI, 2SI, 2FX, and LC.

3364
03:22:04,000 --> 03:22:09,100
Apparently, it only affects applications that place unusually high demands on the Mac memory manager.

3365
03:22:09,840 --> 03:22:13,560
Toshiba plans to market several versions of a high-speed notebook computer

3366
03:22:13,560 --> 03:22:17,280
with a processing speed three times faster than those currently available.

3367
03:22:17,800 --> 03:22:20,940
They will feature a fluorescent side-lit display for greater brilliance.

3368
03:22:21,360 --> 03:22:26,860
Toshiba also plans to introduce a new laptop with an advanced color display in the first quarter of 1991.

3369
03:22:27,420 --> 03:22:27,740
Lovely.

3370
03:22:28,000 --> 03:22:30,820
Time now for Paul Schindler in this week's software review.

3371
03:22:31,060 --> 03:22:31,720
Come on, Paul.

3372
03:22:31,940 --> 03:22:33,040
One of the most popular...

3373
03:22:33,040 --> 03:22:33,640
Lovely stuff.

3374
03:22:33,640 --> 03:22:36,640
That's a lovely little situation to be going right into there.

3375
03:22:36,640 --> 03:22:42,640
So

3376
03:22:42,640 --> 03:22:44,640
So

3377
03:22:44,640 --> 03:22:46,640
So

3378
03:22:46,640 --> 03:22:48,640
So

3379
03:22:48,640 --> 03:22:50,640
So

3380
03:22:50,640 --> 03:22:52,640
So

3381
03:22:52,640 --> 03:22:54,640
So

3382
03:22:54,640 --> 03:22:56,640
So

3383
03:22:56,640 --> 03:23:26,620
The end of the video is a video of the PC.

3384
03:23:26,620 --> 03:23:56,600
The end of the video is a video of the PC.

3385
03:23:56,600 --> 03:23:58,600
Thank you very much, Tobs.

3386
03:23:58,600 --> 03:24:03,780
If the program gets close to what you want, lock down one aspect and just allow the others

3387
03:24:03,780 --> 03:24:04,280
to change.

3388
03:24:04,600 --> 03:24:08,600
You have the choice of a variety of fonts as well as a variety of effects within the fonts.

3389
03:24:08,940 --> 03:24:12,360
Both the effects and the font list are so long they run off the bottom of the screen.

3390
03:24:12,740 --> 03:24:14,960
There's also a number of ready-made banners as well.

3391
03:24:14,960 --> 03:24:16,040
Banner Mania...

3392
03:24:16,040 --> 03:24:18,020
It's a bit fucking dodgy there, wasn't it?

3393
03:24:18,020 --> 03:24:21,020
There's a few fonts.

3394
03:24:21,320 --> 03:24:23,560
There's a font that looks a bit fucking racist.

3395
03:24:24,360 --> 03:24:25,160
A bit dodgy.

3396
03:24:25,680 --> 03:24:26,080
I'm not sure.

3397
03:24:27,740 --> 03:24:29,740
Please, I'm...

3398
03:24:29,740 --> 03:24:31,740
Metro...

3399
03:24:31,740 --> 03:24:33,340
What?

3400
03:24:34,340 --> 03:24:35,400
...saint-face...

3401
03:24:35,400 --> 03:24:37,100
...a number of ready-made banners as well.

3402
03:24:37,580 --> 03:24:41,180
Banner Mania is $60 from Broderbund Software in San Rafael, California,

3403
03:24:41,380 --> 03:24:43,480
and is available for both the PC and the Mac.

3404
03:24:43,740 --> 03:24:45,840
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

3405
03:24:46,280 --> 03:24:48,100
Schindler's after you.

3406
03:24:48,100 --> 03:24:50,460
...to release DOS 5.0 until sometime next year,

3407
03:24:50,560 --> 03:24:52,760
but if you can't wait that long to find out about it,

3408
03:24:53,020 --> 03:24:56,000
pick up Banton's new book, The PC Configuration Handbook.

3409
03:24:56,000 --> 03:24:59,340
The appendix covers key changes, including a new utility,

3410
03:24:59,480 --> 03:25:01,860
enabling most of the operating system to be loaded

3411
03:25:01,860 --> 03:25:04,640
into the high-memory area or extended memory.

3412
03:25:05,120 --> 03:25:06,720
The book also covers installation,

3413
03:25:06,900 --> 03:25:09,540
which appears to be an easier job than in earlier versions.

3414
03:25:10,020 --> 03:25:11,400
And finally, have you ever thought about

3415
03:25:11,400 --> 03:25:13,280
how much a business meeting really costs?

3416
03:25:13,660 --> 03:25:16,660
The Institute for Better Meetings has released a software program

3417
03:25:16,660 --> 03:25:18,280
to tell you just that while you meet.

3418
03:25:18,620 --> 03:25:20,340
The product, called the Meeting Meter,

3419
03:25:20,660 --> 03:25:23,140
looks like an old-time taxi meter on your PC

3420
03:25:23,140 --> 03:25:25,760
and updates the total fare every tenth of a minute.

3421
03:25:25,760 --> 03:25:29,660
The fare is based on the meeting participants' actual or estimated salary.

3422
03:25:30,040 --> 03:25:32,380
A budget can be preset, activating an alarm

3423
03:25:32,380 --> 03:25:33,940
when the meeting has run out of money.

3424
03:25:34,360 --> 03:25:36,280
And that's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

3425
03:25:36,360 --> 03:25:37,140
I'm Kate McGarkey.

3426
03:25:37,320 --> 03:25:37,780
Thanks, Kate.

3427
03:25:38,100 --> 03:25:40,700
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part

3428
03:25:40,700 --> 03:25:42,720
by the Software Publishers Association,

3429
03:25:42,920 --> 03:25:45,440
which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software.

3430
03:25:45,620 --> 03:25:46,100
That's it.

3431
03:25:46,100 --> 03:25:48,780
The SBA provides information on how to stay software legal.

3432
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Funding is also provided by PC Connection and Mac Connection,

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03:25:52,380 --> 03:25:54,160
and by Byte Magazine and Bix.

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03:25:55,760 --> 03:25:58,980
For a transcript of this week's Computer Chronicles,

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03:25:59,220 --> 03:26:01,640
send $4 to PTV Publications,

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Post Office Box 701, Kent, Ohio, 44240.

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03:26:06,780 --> 03:26:08,220
Please indicate program date.

3438
03:26:11,720 --> 03:26:15,360
Look at the two lads there playing the fucking Super Mario Brothers

3439
03:26:15,360 --> 03:26:16,080
in the background.

3440
03:26:16,320 --> 03:26:19,180
It's the titles, the credits roll.

3441
03:26:20,220 --> 03:26:21,100
It's funny stuff.

3442
03:26:21,900 --> 03:26:23,260
It really is a great show.

3443
03:26:24,020 --> 03:26:26,580
And that was another episode chalked down.

3444
03:26:27,080 --> 03:26:29,160
There's still another 150 to go.

3445
03:26:29,440 --> 03:26:30,540
I think there's 400.

3446
03:26:31,380 --> 03:26:33,580
But I'm not going to go back to the 70s.

3447
03:26:33,660 --> 03:26:33,860
I mean,

3448
03:26:35,480 --> 03:26:37,320
the quality is very, very,

3449
03:26:37,360 --> 03:26:38,960
it's very, very low energy.

3450
03:26:39,220 --> 03:26:39,580
Like, you know,

3451
03:26:40,500 --> 03:26:43,800
a lot to be said for Stuart Shafee's hyper

3452
03:26:43,800 --> 03:26:46,400
presentorial style.

3453
03:26:47,240 --> 03:26:48,300
Cutting people off and stuff.

3454
03:26:50,500 --> 03:26:51,060
Because it,

3455
03:26:51,140 --> 03:26:53,000
it keeps it going along.

3456
03:26:53,000 --> 03:27:16,680
Hey, look.

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03:27:17,360 --> 03:27:19,780
Buzz Bullock was one of the interns.

3458
03:27:21,100 --> 03:27:22,660
Buzz Bullock is after you.

3459
03:27:22,660 --> 03:27:24,560
Yeah, well,

3460
03:27:24,800 --> 03:27:25,200
can you get,

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03:27:25,440 --> 03:27:26,600
tell Buzz Bullock there

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03:27:26,600 --> 03:27:27,780
to go down and get a fucking,

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03:27:27,960 --> 03:27:29,540
a rake of coffees for the boys.

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03:27:30,380 --> 03:27:31,780
Schindler wants his coffee.

3465
03:27:32,840 --> 03:27:34,020
He likes a double shot.

3466
03:27:34,360 --> 03:27:35,760
And don't fuck it up, man.

3467
03:27:36,300 --> 03:27:37,280
Otherwise, we'll fucking

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03:27:37,280 --> 03:27:39,540
cut your bullocks off, Buzz.

3469
03:27:40,680 --> 03:27:41,620
What a great name.

3470
03:27:42,220 --> 03:27:42,760
Buzz Bullock.

3471
03:27:43,060 --> 03:27:43,820
Apple Computer.

3472
03:27:44,000 --> 03:27:44,900
Thanks to ye.

3473
03:27:45,040 --> 03:27:46,100
And IBM as well.

3474
03:27:46,100 --> 03:27:48,360
And then another shot of the boys

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03:27:48,360 --> 03:27:49,860
playing that.

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03:27:49,960 --> 03:27:51,760
A lovely silhouette, Shafee.

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03:27:51,860 --> 03:27:52,960
It's a collector's item.

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03:27:53,080 --> 03:27:54,180
You don't usually see it.

3479
03:27:54,780 --> 03:27:56,560
Executive producer and creator

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03:27:56,560 --> 03:27:57,620
of Computer Chronicles,

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03:27:57,740 --> 03:27:58,340
Stuart Shafee.

3482
03:27:59,020 --> 03:28:00,140
Silhouetted there playing

3483
03:28:00,140 --> 03:28:00,880
the Nintendo,

3484
03:28:00,880 --> 03:28:02,680
Nintendo control deck

3485
03:28:02,680 --> 03:28:04,500
or NES system.

3486
03:28:05,220 --> 03:28:07,140
And it's the Mario Brothers 3.

3487
03:28:07,500 --> 03:28:08,700
An amazing situation.

3488
03:28:09,020 --> 03:28:10,500
Schindler there pretending to,

3489
03:28:10,500 --> 03:28:12,400
to egg him on.

3490
03:28:20,040 --> 03:28:21,040
Like that as well.

3491
03:28:21,120 --> 03:28:22,080
Very good stuff.

3492
03:28:22,640 --> 03:28:23,620
Thanks very much, lads.

3493
03:28:23,680 --> 03:28:25,460
It's been a nice viewing.

3494
03:28:26,520 --> 03:28:27,860
Better than the last one.

3495
03:28:27,920 --> 03:28:29,940
The Y2K one was shite.

3496
03:28:30,800 --> 03:28:31,900
But that was good.

3497
03:28:32,020 --> 03:28:32,560
What's this here?

3498
03:28:32,620 --> 03:28:33,160
Mega Drive.

3499
03:28:33,760 --> 03:28:34,520
Nostalgia nerd.

3500
03:28:34,640 --> 03:28:34,800
No.

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03:28:35,000 --> 03:28:35,720
Computer cars.

3502
03:28:35,860 --> 03:28:37,000
No supercomputers.

3503
03:28:38,500 --> 03:28:39,680
Build your own PC.

3504
03:28:41,020 --> 03:28:42,360
That'd be never an attempt

3505
03:28:42,360 --> 03:28:43,120
to watch another.

3506
03:28:43,460 --> 03:28:44,400
Like, I'm fucking...

3507
03:28:44,400 --> 03:28:45,940
We should just go to bed.

3508
03:28:46,200 --> 03:28:46,940
PC gaming.

3509
03:28:47,040 --> 03:28:47,720
We've seen that one.

3510
03:28:50,480 --> 03:28:52,660
Computer games from 1987.

3511
03:28:56,040 --> 03:28:57,580
See what the intro is like.

3512
03:29:02,080 --> 03:29:03,140
I'm in the house

3513
03:29:03,140 --> 03:29:04,400
of the Bennett family.

3514
03:29:04,540 --> 03:29:05,740
I've managed to gain access

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03:29:05,740 --> 03:29:06,560
to the house

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03:29:06,560 --> 03:29:07,940
of the Bennett family.

3517
03:29:08,720 --> 03:29:09,740
Where their children

3518
03:29:09,740 --> 03:29:11,140
are playing computer games

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03:29:11,140 --> 03:29:11,840
in the basement.

3520
03:29:15,260 --> 03:29:16,480
They say the family

3521
03:29:16,480 --> 03:29:17,580
that plays together

3522
03:29:17,580 --> 03:29:18,520
stays together.

3523
03:29:18,680 --> 03:29:19,680
Well, if that's the case,

3524
03:29:19,780 --> 03:29:20,740
then the Bennett family

3525
03:29:20,740 --> 03:29:21,460
ought to be together

3526
03:29:21,460 --> 03:29:23,100
for a very long time

3527
03:29:23,100 --> 03:29:23,780
because they're...

3528
03:29:23,780 --> 03:29:24,720
What's going on, Stu?

3529
03:29:25,140 --> 03:29:26,720
All computer game nuts.

3530
03:29:26,820 --> 03:29:27,660
From mom and dad

3531
03:29:27,660 --> 03:29:28,980
to teenager Bill

3532
03:29:28,980 --> 03:29:30,380
to grade schooler Steve.

3533
03:29:30,480 --> 03:29:31,040
The Bennett's think

3534
03:29:31,040 --> 03:29:31,760
that computer games

3535
03:29:31,760 --> 03:29:32,820
are not only fun

3536
03:29:32,820 --> 03:29:33,940
but educational.

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03:29:34,460 --> 03:29:35,440
Today, we'll take a look

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03:29:35,440 --> 03:29:35,940
at the newest

3539
03:29:35,940 --> 03:29:37,540
and best computer games

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03:29:37,540 --> 03:29:38,560
on this edition

3541
03:29:38,560 --> 03:29:40,240
of the Computer Chronicles.

3542
03:29:41,680 --> 03:29:44,200
See, this is the old titles here.

3543
03:29:44,280 --> 03:29:44,960
You've got the old

3544
03:29:44,960 --> 03:29:46,960
mathematical abacus.

3545
03:29:48,940 --> 03:29:50,500
The first ever computer.

3546
03:29:50,920 --> 03:29:52,500
Guys, the first ever computer.

3547
03:29:52,780 --> 03:29:53,400
Some beads.

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03:29:53,560 --> 03:29:54,540
Beads on a stick.

3549
03:29:54,540 --> 03:29:57,460
And then you've got

3550
03:29:57,460 --> 03:29:58,080
some sort of

3551
03:29:58,080 --> 03:29:59,440
fucking medieval bullshit.

3552
03:30:02,360 --> 03:30:03,520
That sounds, I don't know,

3553
03:30:03,520 --> 03:30:05,540
Chinese or something.

3554
03:30:06,960 --> 03:30:08,180
Don't know why that music

3555
03:30:08,180 --> 03:30:09,260
fits the typewriter.

3556
03:30:09,440 --> 03:30:10,100
But then you've got

3557
03:30:10,100 --> 03:30:11,700
more modern music,

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03:30:11,920 --> 03:30:12,740
electronic music

3559
03:30:12,740 --> 03:30:14,360
to fit the shots

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03:30:14,360 --> 03:30:15,500
of the modern day computers

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03:30:15,500 --> 03:30:16,400
that we're using then.

3562
03:30:19,180 --> 03:30:19,920
Tomorrow's world.

3563
03:30:19,920 --> 03:30:28,460
Open university.

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03:30:28,840 --> 03:30:29,800
The Computer Chronicles

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03:30:29,800 --> 03:30:31,060
is made possible in part

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03:30:31,060 --> 03:30:31,620
by shop

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03:30:31,620 --> 03:30:33,900
Byte's deep technology

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03:30:33,900 --> 03:30:34,520
Gary

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03:30:34,520 --> 03:30:36,520
in games we all

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03:30:36,520 --> 03:30:37,220
computer chronicles.

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03:30:37,220 --> 03:30:38,280
Fucking Schindler

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03:30:38,280 --> 03:30:38,960
is with him there

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03:30:38,960 --> 03:30:39,720
in 87.

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03:30:42,860 --> 03:30:44,100
Welcome to the computer.

3575
03:30:44,100 --> 03:30:45,280
Look at the fucking thatch.

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03:30:45,480 --> 03:30:46,800
It's very rip.

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03:30:46,860 --> 03:30:47,420
It's thick.

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03:30:51,340 --> 03:30:52,160
It's perfect.

3579
03:30:52,660 --> 03:30:54,220
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

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03:30:54,340 --> 03:30:55,220
I'm Stuart Shiffey

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03:30:55,220 --> 03:30:56,480
and this is Gary Kildall.

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03:30:56,600 --> 03:30:58,140
Gary chess is an ancient game.

3583
03:30:58,820 --> 03:30:59,840
That's not Schindler.

3584
03:30:59,960 --> 03:31:01,260
That's Gary Kildall.

3585
03:31:02,260 --> 03:31:04,020
But he looks exactly...

3586
03:31:04,020 --> 03:31:05,300
Doesn't he look like Schindler?

3587
03:31:05,580 --> 03:31:07,080
He looks exactly like Schindler.

3588
03:31:07,300 --> 03:31:07,860
We all know.

3589
03:31:08,220 --> 03:31:09,080
But this little computer

3590
03:31:09,080 --> 03:31:10,160
which is not so ancient

3591
03:31:10,160 --> 03:31:11,100
I hate to tell you

3592
03:31:11,100 --> 03:31:11,680
can beat me

3593
03:31:11,680 --> 03:31:12,720
in a game of chess.

3594
03:31:12,780 --> 03:31:13,160
Let me show you

3595
03:31:13,160 --> 03:31:14,380
how small this thing really is.

3596
03:31:14,440 --> 03:31:15,160
I can open it up

3597
03:31:15,160 --> 03:31:17,480
and that's the whole thing.

3598
03:31:17,940 --> 03:31:18,860
That's the little chip right there.

3599
03:31:18,920 --> 03:31:19,660
The battery's bigger

3600
03:31:19,660 --> 03:31:20,480
than the computer

3601
03:31:20,480 --> 03:31:21,540
and it knows how to play chess.

3602
03:31:21,740 --> 03:31:22,400
We're going to be talking

3603
03:31:22,400 --> 03:31:23,900
about game software today, Gary.

3604
03:31:23,940 --> 03:31:24,680
And some people may think

3605
03:31:24,680 --> 03:31:25,240
that's frivolous

3606
03:31:25,240 --> 03:31:26,620
but from a programmer's point of view

3607
03:31:26,620 --> 03:31:27,820
I would think the challenges

3608
03:31:27,820 --> 03:31:28,660
of writing a game

3609
03:31:28,660 --> 03:31:29,380
are much the same

3610
03:31:29,380 --> 03:31:30,220
as those for writing

3611
03:31:30,220 --> 03:31:30,840
business software.

3612
03:31:30,900 --> 03:31:31,680
Well there are a lot of similarities

3613
03:31:31,680 --> 03:31:32,580
and a lot of differences to it.

3614
03:31:32,860 --> 03:31:33,860
In the case of business software

3615
03:31:33,860 --> 03:31:34,360
for example

3616
03:31:34,360 --> 03:31:35,480
the coding is often

3617
03:31:35,480 --> 03:31:36,300
very file intensive.

3618
03:31:36,720 --> 03:31:37,960
In the case of game playing software

3619
03:31:37,960 --> 03:31:39,200
it's often real time

3620
03:31:39,200 --> 03:31:39,920
because the player wants

3621
03:31:39,920 --> 03:31:40,900
to get an instant response.

3622
03:31:41,340 --> 03:31:42,400
So it depends an awful lot

3623
03:31:42,400 --> 03:31:43,080
whether you're programming

3624
03:31:43,080 --> 03:31:43,760
for one of these things

3625
03:31:43,760 --> 03:31:44,500
or not even a PC

3626
03:31:44,500 --> 03:31:45,820
but often programs

3627
03:31:45,820 --> 03:31:46,580
for game playing

3628
03:31:46,580 --> 03:31:47,620
are written in an assembly language.

3629
03:31:48,020 --> 03:31:48,860
Time critical sections

3630
03:31:48,860 --> 03:31:50,060
are examined very very carefully

3631
03:31:50,060 --> 03:31:50,640
and so forth.

3632
03:31:51,020 --> 03:31:51,560
But educational.

3633
03:31:51,720 --> 03:31:53,440
...Amiga and the Apple IIGS.

3634
03:31:53,800 --> 03:31:54,320
My novel.

3635
03:31:54,640 --> 03:31:56,320
With an interview we...

3636
03:31:56,320 --> 03:31:58,700
Douglas Adams

3637
03:31:58,700 --> 03:32:00,720
best known for the hugely successful

3638
03:32:00,720 --> 03:32:02,380
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3639
03:32:02,380 --> 03:32:04,200
has discovered a new way

3640
03:32:04,200 --> 03:32:05,500
to startle, befuddle

3641
03:32:05,500 --> 03:32:07,020
and astonish his fans

3642
03:32:07,020 --> 03:32:08,780
with a text adventure game

3643
03:32:08,780 --> 03:32:09,980
called Bureaucracy.

3644
03:32:10,420 --> 03:32:11,760
It's based on his own

3645
03:32:11,760 --> 03:32:12,820
experientially response...

3646
03:32:12,820 --> 03:32:14,540
...it was very silly of us

3647
03:32:14,540 --> 03:32:15,880
and we will make sure

3648
03:32:15,880 --> 03:32:16,660
it doesn't happen again

3649
03:32:16,660 --> 03:32:17,640
and our records have now

3650
03:32:17,640 --> 03:32:18,240
been corrected

3651
03:32:18,240 --> 03:32:19,120
and so on and so forth.

3652
03:32:19,380 --> 03:32:20,200
What's he on about

3653
03:32:20,200 --> 03:32:21,300
when he's saying that?

3654
03:32:21,740 --> 03:32:22,280
We apologize.

3655
03:32:23,120 --> 03:32:23,500
When the bank...

3656
03:32:23,500 --> 03:32:24,540
...own experience

3657
03:32:24,540 --> 03:32:25,940
trying to get his bank

3658
03:32:25,940 --> 03:32:27,700
to acknowledge a change of address.

3659
03:32:28,260 --> 03:32:29,500
When the bank finally responds...

3660
03:32:29,500 --> 03:32:31,920
...they wrote me a very nice

3661
03:32:31,920 --> 03:32:33,260
very apologetic letter saying

3662
03:32:33,260 --> 03:32:34,200
yes but this is absurd.

3663
03:32:34,300 --> 03:32:36,360
We do agree and it was very silly of us

3664
03:32:36,360 --> 03:32:37,700
and we will make sure

3665
03:32:37,700 --> 03:32:38,500
it doesn't happen again

3666
03:32:38,500 --> 03:32:40,060
and our records have now been corrected

3667
03:32:40,060 --> 03:32:40,940
and so on and so forth.

3668
03:32:42,200 --> 03:32:43,280
Guess where they sent the letter?

3669
03:32:44,880 --> 03:32:45,580
Your old lady.

3670
03:32:45,980 --> 03:32:46,820
To the old address.

3671
03:32:47,000 --> 03:32:47,200
Yes.

3672
03:32:47,600 --> 03:32:48,380
You can't win.

3673
03:32:48,800 --> 03:32:49,660
And I mean this...

3674
03:32:49,660 --> 03:32:50,300
I thought when he said

3675
03:32:50,300 --> 03:32:51,200
to the old...

3676
03:32:51,200 --> 03:32:51,840
I thought he was going to say

3677
03:32:51,840 --> 03:32:52,700
to the old lady.

3678
03:32:53,500 --> 03:32:54,220
To the old address.

3679
03:32:54,400 --> 03:32:55,800
This is the fundamental premise

3680
03:32:55,800 --> 03:32:57,360
which lies behind this game.

3681
03:32:57,560 --> 03:32:59,340
Your object is to get your bank

3682
03:32:59,340 --> 03:33:01,040
to acknowledge your change of address card.

3683
03:33:01,200 --> 03:33:01,740
Sounds terrible.

3684
03:33:01,820 --> 03:33:02,860
But you go through hell

3685
03:33:02,860 --> 03:33:04,520
in order to try and achieve it.

3686
03:33:04,720 --> 03:33:05,340
Sounds terrible.

3687
03:33:05,520 --> 03:33:07,400
The inevitable outcome of bureaucracy

3688
03:33:07,400 --> 03:33:10,660
also reflects the exotic bureaucratic horrors

3689
03:33:10,660 --> 03:33:11,760
faced by the author

3690
03:33:11,760 --> 03:33:13,760
while on a photography expedition

3691
03:33:13,760 --> 03:33:15,660
to the island of Madagascar.

3692
03:33:15,660 --> 03:33:18,660
The most appalling bureaucracy.

3693
03:33:18,920 --> 03:33:20,260
I mean it is just insane.

3694
03:33:20,660 --> 03:33:22,160
When you first arrive at the airport

3695
03:33:22,160 --> 03:33:24,980
you go into the arrivals lounge

3696
03:33:24,980 --> 03:33:28,620
and the bit you encounter there

3697
03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:30,580
is almost as long as the entire journey

3698
03:33:30,580 --> 03:33:31,200
to get there.

3699
03:33:32,180 --> 03:33:35,040
Because for every flight they set up

3700
03:33:35,040 --> 03:33:36,600
for every flight that comes in

3701
03:33:36,600 --> 03:33:38,420
there's this sort of great shanty town

3702
03:33:38,420 --> 03:33:39,360
that grows up

3703
03:33:39,360 --> 03:33:42,220
of little sort of booths, desks, huts, tents

3704
03:33:42,220 --> 03:33:44,680
and anybody who hasn't got anything better to do

3705
03:33:44,680 --> 03:33:46,100
and has got something green to wear

3706
03:33:46,100 --> 03:33:47,520
can come down there

3707
03:33:47,520 --> 03:33:49,300
and is allowed to go through your passport

3708
03:33:49,300 --> 03:33:50,360
go through your belongings

3709
03:33:50,360 --> 03:33:51,540
get you to fill in forms

3710
03:33:51,540 --> 03:33:52,520
that you can't understand

3711
03:33:52,520 --> 03:33:54,420
and it'll take you hours to get in.

3712
03:33:55,120 --> 03:33:56,620
So anyway, in this game

3713
03:33:56,620 --> 03:33:57,500
you will end up

3714
03:33:57,500 --> 03:33:59,660
in a country called Zalagasser

3715
03:33:59,660 --> 03:34:00,440
in fact.

3716
03:34:00,940 --> 03:34:02,760
And you cannot avoid getting there.

3717
03:34:03,740 --> 03:34:05,560
You will run into terrible trouble

3718
03:34:05,560 --> 03:34:06,300
at the airport.

3719
03:34:06,500 --> 03:34:07,680
You're trying to get to Paris.

3720
03:34:08,220 --> 03:34:10,740
whatever method you try to reach Paris by

3721
03:34:10,740 --> 03:34:14,400
you will end up hanging from a tree

3722
03:34:14,400 --> 03:34:16,140
in the middle of the jungle

3723
03:34:16,140 --> 03:34:17,680
from a parachute in the middle of the jungle.

3724
03:34:17,680 --> 03:34:19,560
You either will have been thrown off the plane

3725
03:34:19,560 --> 03:34:22,680
or you will have been

3726
03:34:22,680 --> 03:34:24,480
you will have parachuted out

3727
03:34:24,480 --> 03:34:26,740
with a hijacker who's taking you as a hostage

3728
03:34:26,740 --> 03:34:28,140
depending on which flight you get on.

3729
03:34:28,700 --> 03:34:31,060
Why haven't they made a nine

3730
03:34:31,060 --> 03:34:32,120
not a nine

3731
03:34:32,120 --> 03:34:33,160
but a fucking

3732
03:34:33,160 --> 03:34:35,080
Al-Qaeda based

3733
03:34:35,080 --> 03:34:35,900
video game

3734
03:34:35,900 --> 03:34:36,780
where you have to fucking

3735
03:34:36,780 --> 03:34:39,440
you're on a plane

3736
03:34:39,440 --> 03:34:40,920
and they hijack the plane.

3737
03:34:45,920 --> 03:34:46,880
The wrong flight

3738
03:34:46,880 --> 03:34:47,940
you will actually find yourself

3739
03:34:47,940 --> 03:34:49,100
in a plane belonging to

3740
03:34:49,100 --> 03:34:50,380
the Zalagasser parachute club

3741
03:34:50,380 --> 03:34:53,240
and there is no way you can avoid it.

3742
03:34:53,700 --> 03:34:56,100
And so you are driven

3743
03:34:56,100 --> 03:34:57,200
through this game

3744
03:34:57,200 --> 03:34:59,040
by the sort of demons of bureaucracy.

3745
03:35:01,440 --> 03:35:01,960
Terrible.

3746
03:35:03,700 --> 03:35:04,740
Mac games now.

3747
03:35:09,100 --> 03:35:13,540
Mac never known for its video games collection

3748
03:35:13,540 --> 03:35:14,240
or you know

3749
03:35:14,240 --> 03:35:16,940
it was always PC for games.

3750
03:35:17,900 --> 03:35:19,380
So this is a Mac game here

3751
03:35:19,380 --> 03:35:20,300
it's just Mahjong.

3752
03:35:20,300 --> 03:35:21,680
By having it show all the moves.

3753
03:35:22,420 --> 03:35:24,080
So there's three tiles that match.

3754
03:35:24,240 --> 03:35:25,180
You have to choose

3755
03:35:25,180 --> 03:35:26,920
which two you're going to remove

3756
03:35:26,920 --> 03:35:29,080
and that is where the strategy becomes involved.

3757
03:35:29,440 --> 03:35:30,540
Where you're going to start removing.

3758
03:35:30,920 --> 03:35:31,540
Terrible stuff.

3759
03:35:31,540 --> 03:35:32,420
Instant replay feature

3760
03:35:32,420 --> 03:35:34,560
in this case Earl comes out to argue.

3761
03:35:36,320 --> 03:35:38,400
So we can see what he's arguing about here.

3762
03:35:39,020 --> 03:35:40,580
Because his runner was thrown at first.

3763
03:35:41,460 --> 03:35:41,860
Right.

3764
03:35:41,860 --> 03:35:44,760
There he is.

3765
03:35:44,780 --> 03:35:45,360
He's still here.

3766
03:35:45,440 --> 03:35:46,580
So I'm just skipping along here.

3767
03:35:46,660 --> 03:35:48,860
We can watch this in its entirety another time.

3768
03:35:49,480 --> 03:35:50,720
Just wanted to see ya.

3769
03:35:51,880 --> 03:35:52,400
Paul Schindler.

3770
03:35:53,980 --> 03:35:54,860
What the fuck?

3771
03:35:55,500 --> 03:35:56,560
What the fuck?

3772
03:35:59,160 --> 03:35:59,560
Right.

3773
03:35:59,600 --> 03:36:00,300
We're going home.

3774
03:36:00,420 --> 03:36:01,440
We'll see you later everyone.

3775
03:36:01,700 --> 03:36:02,360
We'll see you later.

3776
03:36:03,300 --> 03:36:04,180
We'll see you later.

3777
03:36:07,320 --> 03:36:08,200
We'll see you later.

3778
03:36:08,900 --> 03:36:09,740
Good night everyone.

3779
03:36:09,740 --> 03:36:09,740
Good night.

3780
03:36:09,740 --> 03:36:12,300
Good night.

3781
03:36:12,300 --> 03:36:14,300
Good night.

3782
03:36:14,300 --> 03:36:15,300
Good night.

3783
03:36:15,300 --> 03:36:45,140
Tonight at nine

3784
03:36:45,140 --> 03:36:45,680
on four

3785
03:36:45,680 --> 03:36:48,120
Paul Schindler

3786
03:36:48,120 --> 03:36:50,360
What was he doing?

3787
03:36:51,500 --> 03:36:52,300
What was he at?

3788
03:36:54,500 --> 03:36:55,480
Find out tonight

3789
03:36:55,480 --> 03:36:56,760
at nine on dispatches

3790
03:36:56,760 --> 03:36:59,660
He was the co-host

3791
03:36:59,660 --> 03:37:01,920
who knew too much

3792
03:37:01,920 --> 03:37:11,580
Looks like I'm

3793
03:37:11,580 --> 03:37:13,220
playing it in twice the speed

3794
03:37:13,220 --> 03:37:14,980
but it's not at normal speed

3795
03:37:14,980 --> 03:37:17,520
Sorry, just pause that for a moment

3796
03:37:17,520 --> 03:37:19,360
That looks like I'm playing it

3797
03:37:19,360 --> 03:37:20,180
at twice the speed

3798
03:37:20,180 --> 03:37:21,440
but look, look, look, look, look

3799
03:37:21,440 --> 03:37:25,880
What?

3800
03:37:30,520 --> 03:37:31,040
What?

3801
03:37:31,800 --> 03:37:33,960
That's one way to have fun on the phone

3802
03:37:33,960 --> 03:37:36,640
What the fuck?

3803
03:37:37,340 --> 03:37:41,720
I'm going to have a telecom program that's actually fun to use?

3804
03:37:41,720 --> 03:37:46,760
This is an ease of use I've seen and it's the only telecom program that's actually fun to use

3805
03:37:46,760 --> 03:37:53,460
As you start the program, smartcom shows you all the things it can do, including sending material to the printer or the disk drive.

3806
03:37:53,460 --> 03:37:58,900
When you select one of the icons along the bottom, smartcom translates it into the command lines above.

3807
03:37:58,900 --> 03:38:04,000
When text, like your sign-on, is needed, a dialog box pops up for the entry.

3808
03:38:04,000 --> 03:38:10,380
In most communication, software uses icons to make it easy. You create scripts that can automatically sign you on...

3809
03:38:10,380 --> 03:38:11,380
Then...

3810
03:38:11,380 --> 03:38:22,920
Neatly extract all waiting information from each of your online services.

3811
03:38:22,920 --> 03:38:34,300
The man who wanted to have fun on the phone.

3812
03:38:34,300 --> 03:38:42,300
If you spend a lot of time on networks, this program pays a handsome return on your investment.

3813
03:38:42,300 --> 03:38:48,540
Smartcom 2 for the Apple Macintosh. $150 from Hayes Microcomputer in Norcross, Georgia.

3814
03:38:48,540 --> 03:38:51,260
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

3815
03:38:53,760 --> 03:38:55,760
What did he know about the phone?

3816
03:38:59,100 --> 03:39:03,300
During a 1987 broadcast of the Computer Chronicles,

3817
03:39:03,300 --> 03:39:05,300
Paul Schindler can be seen...

3818
03:39:07,300 --> 03:39:08,300
Having fun on the phone.

3819
03:39:08,300 --> 03:39:08,800
Phone?

3820
03:39:10,800 --> 03:39:11,300
What we didn't know...

3821
03:39:16,300 --> 03:39:19,300
Was the level and depth that he was thinking to at the time.

3822
03:39:21,300 --> 03:39:23,300
What we didn't know was who was on the other end of that phone.

3823
03:39:23,300 --> 03:39:24,300
*laughs*

3824
03:39:24,300 --> 03:39:26,300
*laughs*

3825
03:39:26,300 --> 03:39:27,300
Schindler's list...

3826
03:39:27,300 --> 03:39:28,300
Schindler's gist.

3827
03:39:28,300 --> 03:39:30,300
Schindler's pissed.

3828
03:39:30,300 --> 03:39:31,300
*laughs*

3829
03:39:31,300 --> 03:39:36,300
*Wooow*

3830
03:39:50,300 --> 03:39:54,300
That's scary, that bit look, that bit there.

3831
03:39:54,300 --> 03:39:56,300
That one.

3832
03:39:56,300 --> 03:39:58,300
And then to this.

3833
03:39:58,300 --> 03:40:03,300
*Wooow*

3834
03:40:03,300 --> 03:40:05,300
Did you hear that bit of the song at the end there?

3835
03:40:05,300 --> 03:40:07,300
Look at this.

3836
03:40:07,300 --> 03:40:08,300
Listen to this.

3837
03:40:08,300 --> 03:40:09,300
*Wooow*

3838
03:40:09,300 --> 03:40:10,300
*Wooow*

3839
03:40:10,300 --> 03:40:14,300
*Wooow*

3840
03:40:14,300 --> 03:40:16,300
*Wooow*

3841
03:40:16,300 --> 03:40:18,300
*Wooow*

3842
03:40:18,300 --> 03:40:20,300
Tonight's at nine on dispatches.

3843
03:40:20,300 --> 03:40:22,300
*Wooow*

3844
03:40:22,300 --> 03:40:24,300
The man who shifted the phones.

3845
03:40:24,300 --> 03:40:26,300
The man who shifted phones.

3846
03:40:26,300 --> 03:40:28,300
*Wooow*

3847
03:40:28,300 --> 03:40:31,300
In 1987, Paul Schindler was accused of...

3848
03:40:31,300 --> 03:40:33,300
*Wooow*

3849
03:40:33,300 --> 03:40:34,300
*Wooow*

3850
03:40:34,300 --> 03:40:36,300
Of having fun on the phone.

3851
03:40:36,300 --> 03:40:38,300
*Wooow*

3852
03:40:38,300 --> 03:40:42,300
*Wooow*

3853
03:40:42,300 --> 03:40:43,300
*Wooow*

3854
03:40:43,300 --> 03:40:45,660
Handler. Phone shifter.

3855
03:40:45,660 --> 03:41:15,640
Phone shifter.

3856
03:41:15,640 --> 03:41:28,060
Phone shifter.
